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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №124234
 11.02.2016
GT, news "Roskomnadzor: we have not yet received a response from Netflix..."

The Tigora:
No response from the regulator has yet been received.
Relationships in Development

Then I have a relationship in development with my classmate. I sent her a valentine, but I have not received a response yet.

by SilverHorse:
Looking at the calendar

Either you are a hopeless optimist, or you are from the future.

The Tigora:
*Looking at the Diploma of Graduation

10 years is not that long, so the relationship is in development.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124233
 11.02.2016
...While our air astronauts are crawling the sand of Syria, you are here defaming the economy with facts and numbers!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №124232
 11.02.2016
23:03 xxx: Let's sit down on a diet together
23:03 xxx: seriously
23:04 xxx: together more fun ©
23:04 yyy: Interesting
23:04 YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
23:04 xxx: I am going to throw the stock of harmful food
23:06 xxx: as long as pas: her dogged

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №124231
 11.02.2016
Those who can afford to buy a car card can afford not to work in it.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №124230
 11.02.2016
While you are convincing each other here, a beam or a bulb gave birth to the "s", scientists based on genetic analysis of a sample of 90 thousand. The researchers found 15 genes responsible for circadian rhythms, each of which contributes from 5 to 25% to the resulting degree of "sickness".

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124229
 11.02.2016
I never dreamed in my dreams that there were people who would seriously defend their right not to wash their hands after the toilet.
And now what? We are waiting for the next wave - those who with the foam in their mouth rush to prove that to wipe out or not the ass after a joke - a personal matter of everyone?! to

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124228
 11.02.2016
Will your grandchildren think that a solarium is a solar cell until they read a history textbook?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №124227
 11.02.2016
When the alarm does not work, one person falls asleep.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124226
 10.02.2016
Did you feed your cat in the morning?
The wife: Yes.
I came to feed her again. Our cats can imitate hunger.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124225
 10.02.2016
xxx: I'm sorry for the exaggeration, but to me, indeed, it sometimes seems that if a part of the present here are dragged to jail, they will say "no, I never liked it", "therefore no micro-loans," "the beginning is a good thing," "in 37 too, it looked beautiful."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №124224
 10.02.2016
I see such smart people here: "Ride out with your brother, exchange!"
People, this is in what city of our vast one can be exchanged not for rooms in a poor communal and essentially stay in the same opera, but with strangers, and for a full two one?? to
Where can I get the money to pay the fee???? to
It turns out that the brother for the fiancé of the mind was enough, and now this fiancé on his lived square also broke up sister!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №124223
 10.02.2016
We left the apartment after Tusa, we were 6 people, decided to go in 1 car. One guy was caught to go in the luggage, he went down) and now the painting with oil - the city center, 5 pm, a lively street, the driver stops, opens the luggage and grit "well you remember where the money? " and from there the guy goes out. I never saw such an astonishment on people’s faces) We rugged like horses, and then saferly went on until the omon caused)

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124222
 10.02.2016
19548, and are you exactly the normal orientation?
How do you know that all people who do not wash their hands after the toilet regularly wash their penis? Rather, on the contrary, they do not wash it, since they do not have a habit of personal hygiene. Accordingly, there are bacteria, and the remains of his and female discharges, if he had sex the previous evening (and if with a prostitute, then anything can be).

There are also a lot of bacteria on the washed member. So you can equate going to the toilet to working with toxic materials.

And handshaking most people do not bring a good mood as you write. Parts of the people are simply popy, part are perceived as "unpleasant, but type tradition". That is all.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №124221
 10.02.2016
We do not have internet at work and strictly monitor the absence of games on working computers. For a week I slowly wrote the algorithm of the game in the sea fight, simple, with very symbolic graphics, but still. Today, for the first time in a week, the computer beat me. I’ve never been so proud and happy to lose.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №124220
 10.02.2016
Alex Pushkoff: It is fun. Almost any song, if sung quietly and slowly, can turn into a normal whirlwind.
alex.pushkoff: yesterday I tried "everything goes according to the plan", it went well, the son fell asleep on the third couplet
Alex.pushkoff: I don’t think I’ll try "master of puppets" :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124219
 10.02.2016
The man simply, sorry, held up a little for his (most often just washed) all-known organ, rather than squeezing his hand into his ass. What makes his hands more dirty than the hands of a man who has just eaten an unwashed fruit or deliberately cut off an outdated gum from the table?

There are unwashed fruits – everyone’s personal problems. Rubber-gummers have not been caught for a long time, and most comrades, if they get that, wash their hands. And after the most often just washed body, most often there is a very persistent "smell" from you and your hands, which, unfortunately, the owner of the hands does not feel. I don’t want to hold your hand, I don’t want to take cookies from the same plate you just roasted. Please wash your hands after visiting the toilet. It is not difficult and will not take much time.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №124218
 10.02.2016
I call the employer on the mobile. Answer to:
- I am on the motorcycle behind the wheel... badly heard, very scary... I will call again!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №124217
 10.02.2016
Anti-dolls for yeast in batch:
1st I’m the same girlfriend and I’m fine. Cinderella is a fool, it will crumble, but in parallel, the soup will sweat instead of me, and my dress will save if I forget about it, and the toilet after the poops of my friends will wash.
2nd And I’m the same brother and I didn’t have anything to do. Let the babies each other's brains crack at least until blue, the main thing - I come home to cleanliness and soup.
Three "I’m a maid and I’m fine at all. I live in a private house, as I am comfortable, and the daughter, since she is mature enough for her husband, is mature enough and does not live with me.
)))))))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №124216
 10.02.2016
Drunken rehabilitators in Minnesota. There are a lot of lovers of drinking here (mostly Germans). All convicts are undergoing "course on the harm of drinking". The ratio to the course corresponds:"If it wasn’t for the judge’s sentence, I would be sitting in the bar".
Recently joined a boy ~23-25 years old (second riding drunk). In his first classes, he said that he was looking for a job that contributed to society and developed its potential. I was pleased two weeks ago. "I found", says - "I made a bartender". After that he disappeared and did not appear again.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №124215
 10.02.2016
Have you tried my sutra brownie?

WOW :
Olk
forgiveness
I could not
Could we remove him?
I cut a piece and couldn’t go further.
I did not execute you, Suarez.
But this cake can only be used for engineering purposes.

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