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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №44832
 21.03.2011
I bought my father’s book Allen Carr "How to Quit Smoking". My mother first saw it and decided to see how it worked. After half an hour of reading publishes: "So interesting writes that I even wanted to try smoking to see how it works!"

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44831
 21.03.2011
My free wifi at home is turned off at 12 a.m.
Thank you, my friend, because of you I started sleeping!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №44830
 21.03.2011
Hi, I am a top!

No matter what, you will die anyway.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №44829
 21.03.2011
From the announcement of the sale of an apartment in Moscow:
On the floor laminate, in the kitchen and corridor linoleum. The glass, m Sun/Node is combined. Owners can take a look at the weekend. They need a Slavic composition, you can with dogs-cats, or with a small medusa.


[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44828
 21.03.2011
The study of the sources of the XV-XVI centuries allows to identify for that time 67 Russian toponymic names derived from the obscene vocabulary, for example, the river Blythe; Ebotenka, Pizdyrka, Naebuh and Nenaebuh; the valley of Elda; the wilderness of Huyarovo, Pizdelevo-Dolgoye, Pizdino, Pizdokein починок, Huinkov desert-desert; the villages of Mandino, Pizdelevo, Pizdelevo, Pizdelevo, Huikovo, Ebechovo (Opihalovo tož), Poblitz; the settlement of Mudičevo; the oracle of the Blythe peak.

© Wikipedia

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №44827
 21.03.2011
XXX: Food, Great and Beautiful
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: and
Is an erection on the pelvis normal? O_O

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №44826
 21.03.2011
In the shop.
The girl is going to buy a dress. There is the kindness of the saleswoman.
D: Well, no...I look like a dinosaur in it!
P (with a glowing smile): The most charming dinosaur I’ve ever met=)))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44825
 21.03.2011
X: A-A to A! I am like Alice in Wonderland. I don’t like anything, just a melatonin!"!!! T is. You are!!!!! to
Lewis Carroll turned in the grave

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №44824
 21.03.2011
I have such a feeling that the current raptors in their distant childhood have seen the film Terminator many times! I need your phone and smoke.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №44823
 21.03.2011
Naartok (19:15:23 20/03/2011)
Don’t tell me about her, I don’t like her.

Unknown (19:15:58 20/03/2011)
Do you not succeed?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №44822
 21.03.2011
I lie with my MRI in bed late at night and look at the note Paranormal phenomenon-2! I am lying on the edge, and he is under the wall, the movie has reached its apogee! The atmosphere was hot and it was as if very awful to me on the edge of the bed!I say:"Dear! Let me sleep under the wall, how uncomfortable it is to me!"
He"Be of course your mother! I am not afraid!"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44821
 21.03.2011
You know I have a phone... so for the point, because no one calls and writes on it. I sent a resume to the company half a year ago.
He sat down, I think he didn’t need us. I forgot about him for a day.
xxx: In the evening I include 23 missed from the company to which I submitted a resume and 5 communications: 1- we accepted you 2 you must go to the interview 3 and 4 in the jump and what to take.... 5- We took your place friends. !! by! to
The salary at that place is 80,000 thousand... go bump...

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44820
 21.03.2011
Obama decided it was wrong that the Libyan people were being killed by their own government... And he decided to take this role on himself :)

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44819
 21.03.2011
There was some wonderful idea on BORE: to register on sites requiring to register an account for certain actions (download to do or view), any standard account and we will be lucky) I propose to update such accounts. For example, let it be log: bor777 pass: bor777
Z is. Proposals for the best (more memorable) logins are welcome

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44818
 21.03.2011
Questions on the culinary forum:
People, there is pain and bitterness. What to do with Monaco?
and diarrhea.
And... unexpectedly.
Why is it? Given the listed ingredients - for whom unexpectedly, and for whom it is quite predictable. ))

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №44817
 21.03.2011
We have rented the apartment for the second year. Over us, the neighbors, the rockers, the musicians are crazy, they start to play the piano from 8:15 p.m. until the deep evening. Once ten went to them, begged to silence, twice sent us, three times did not open the door, five times stated that it was not their play.
Two weeks ago, the little brought two columns and strengths.
Now they are going to us.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №44816
 21.03.2011
My son is three years. We drive with the whole family, we look at cars in the traffic jams.
Look what a car. It is written – zero.
The Son of Tli!
This is the "Blue..."
Son of Help!
There is a doctor in there...
The House!

At home, they urgently began to read the child a fairy tale about Ibolith.

[ + 75 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44815
 21.03.2011
J: In school once gamed
by Alina Hm
Alina: we only played in the "baby-baby" in school
JJ: the ppc)))
Alina: gather 6-7 people and begin to press the eighth to the wall with their stomachs, and say, “Baby-Baby!” Fuck you!" and with a wild whistle then dividing. All eight are guys.
JJ is good ?
Alina: Oh, I remember we had open space and a carcer. The first was to plant someone (usually Andrey) on the removed lid from the batch and, together with the lid, to throw it into the closet. And the carcer was someone (usually Andrey) locked in a closet with cockroaches and held the doors outside. Not to go out
Jay: I guess who was the eighth in the bite.
Alina: I just wanted to say.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №44814
 21.03.2011
It is not the years that make us happy, but the moments of happiness.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44813
 21.03.2011
A grandmother enters the subway car and begins to distribute leaflets.
of Nemtsov.”
One of the passengers with the voice of Yuri Yakovlev on the whole car:
Borisko to the kingdom.!...

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