xxx you are wrong.
Admin is always right.
The user admin was removed from the room by the administrator xxx.
XXX: Tell Me Again
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On February 23, Australian fishermen noticed a man on the rocks near Sydney. There were only floats on it, and he was at an altitude of 30 meters above sea level.
Fishermen notified the authorities, and a helicopter was sent to the rock. Rescue workers discovered that he was drunk and sleeping peacefully.
The young man was in the helicopter. He said his name was Gary, he was 19 and he was from Ukraine.and c)
Shini
Fuck, I’m not doing anything.
Shini
He recorded how I sang and rattled to tears.
Shini
I recorded it like tears.
Shini
Then I grumbled over how I grumbled.
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While in the hospital, a Somali pirate seized someone’s ship.
To be wise, you need to read ten books, to find those ten, you need to read thousands.
Who found it? Could you share? ?
zzz: One of them is the Bible
Qqq: I agree.it is one of the most important.I read the Bible and became an atheist.
I don’t know how fools like us can.
Is there such a great nation as ours?
Team of the KVN “Zaporizhia – Krivá Roga – Tranzit”
Rinel: One comrade told me: he was going from work, wearing a balloon with golden paint in his bag - he was designing a stand at work. And here comes to him a Gypsy woman and insistently asks: "A golden pen!" I think it was next, and so clear :)
xxh: saw advertising where megaphone subscribers
XHH: hold the phone over the head and transmit
One another from screen to screen Olympic fire?
Doctors are all that. This is how they catch the net.
xxx you are! Do you compare them at all? God give him 10 centimeters! But here at the second daj when it lies, it is seen that there is no less than 25.
YYY: That’s what I know you’re talking about about the Iroquois.
How to find the Lenin Square?
Some uneducated people think that for this it is necessary to multiply the length of Lenin by the width of Lenin, but in fact it is necessary to take the integral on the surface.
WOW: The integral on the surface will give the volume of Lenin, and to find the area you need to take the integral on the contour! and :)
Hello, how did you spend Saturday?
Was it Saturday? I remember something like Friday, and then it was Sunday.
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Do you remember Ricky Tikki Tavi?
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What questions do you have in anti-spam?
by Vladimir Ulyanov
The child is doing great.
And the answer which?
He burned
You see, with such a question, protection is unstoppable.
On the 23th, our girls gave each boy a batch of toilet water. Good one, I have to say. There was a bonus for each boy, three socks. "We do not consider you mutants, it is a reserve"
We are the neighbors standing by.
YYY: How is it?
We have a common stand!
YYY: At the same time, what? It is :)
Fuck you, Freud is not for you! It is :)
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Life with a computer worker leaves its footprint, you begin to understand yourself in computers. My young man has an open system on his table. Once I noticed that the device manager shows only 2 hard drives, although in the systembook there are 3. Naturally, I decided to check what was the case - one of the hards did not give signs of life. After removing it from the system, I noticed that the screw cap was attached poorly. On the table, among all the little things, found a suitable screwdriver, screwed the screw and... found the hole, all the rest of the screw was removed.
Now I wonder: where will he decide to hide when he finds out that I have found his secret?
HZ, but you just killed yourself on March 8th":
And we from the hallway of the 1st floor in the office terminal payment stolen))) just went 2 men, picked up and left))))
She: I recovered by 10 kg.
The true beauty of a woman is in the gentleness of her character, and her charm is in the gentleness of her words.
She: I have a bad character and a lot of baccarat.
He is: So then thin.)
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We had to go through all the doctors in February to get the necessary medical certificate. Now it is time for the urologist. I go to him and lie down on the couch. I inspected. We sit with the doctor at the table. He begins to write something quickly. I ask with some concern:
So am I okay?
The urologist:
and yes. You have an exemplary rear passage. If you don’t mind, can I take a photo of it and then put a picture in the textbook?
I wanted fame, but not the same!! to
Smollla: But I don’t mind if my boyfriend takes off the calf and tears it in the ass.
If it’s just for a single fuck in the ass, it’s for God’s sake.
But I will remember him anyway.
And so I have the right to change him with any boy.
James: take a look "opposite"=)