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[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61893
 26.03.2012
This salad died so that you could become a vegetarian. Have a heart? Eat the stones.
Yyy: Can I protect the stones from vegetarians? Stones are good, kind and silent... unlike vegetarians.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №61892
 26.03.2012
OK, then write a handwriting and throw it into the fireplace.
Handwriting does not burn 😉
YYY: Even though mys are not yet drowning...
xxx :D

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61891
 26.03.2012
111: They gave me white sausages. Ohyena
222: And you can try it. Grodno for example. You dook at all. It consists of 98% meat. The horrible anti-democratic regime is totalitarianly forcing meat to be laid in a bowl and a sausage!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №61890
 26.03.2012
xxx :DD
xxx: "NTV Television offered Nikolai Baskov to become the advertising face of condoms"
Yyy: I always knew he was Gondon

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61889
 26.03.2012
The Aztec family.
The status of the son in the aske: "Respect others, kill yourself"
Mother’s status in aske: "I thought it was done!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61888
 26.03.2012
Questions in the forum:
How much does a package of Marlblbrlro cost in Russia?
Judging by transcription - approximately 55 rubles. ruble.ble.ble.le!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61887
 26.03.2012
...
-_Shepard_- : A SUMMERKI GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWVVVVVVNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! to
Smell: It is rare.
Shepard – in any way.
Don’t call it shit with darkness.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61886
 26.03.2012
Q: How do I get to know you?
She: I will have a bunch of porn from 1912 in my hands.


[ + 30 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61885
 26.03.2012
"Here, WoW, line" Only true trolls could see the title of the three games in this presentation and dumbly hike.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61884
 26.03.2012
I work as a salesman in a computer store. The customer came with the question of whether we have a HDMI flash. After my affirmative NO and NO, he replied that they already exist OMG as long ago. The speed of data transmission on them is hundreds of times higher than via USB and the flash drive itself converts ANY information to HD format. The final accord was the statement that through it you can install Windows on any TV with HDMI output.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №61883
 26.03.2012
Wonder here
Commentary on episode of the series:

You know, when in the first series the protagonist preferred tanks and BTRam a horse, I suspected that there would be problems with logic in this series.

Are they walking dead? Yes, logic a little there, but when there is no gasoline, the horse is the norm)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61882
 26.03.2012
From the hub, about the news of Sony’s patent on a touch screen that can read fingerprints:
Hoorsh: Now when you meet with the hoops, you risk staying not only without a mobile phone, but also without a finger.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №61881
 26.03.2012
xxx: make me a gift for the doctor - give physiology)
YYY: I can not. I have already prepared for you monthly))


[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61880
 26.03.2012
The internal clock is very accurate. very very. Believe it.
My inner clock wakes me up when I have to cross the threshold of my office.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61879
 26.03.2012
I don’t understand the logic of lesbians, even kill them. To reject a man, but to use a phalaemitter, in my opinion, is the same as being a vegan, but to crack a sausage from under the floor.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61878
 25.03.2012
Our lecturer on the theoretical foundations of acoustics is upset not so much by the use of obscene vocabulary in the middle of a couple, as by its reasons:

L: Thus we are moving from the dynamic system to the mechanical system, and from it to the electrical system.
C: Pi * children
L: Where is it? It is simple!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61877
 25.03.2012
Conversation of parents:
Where has my daughter gathered?
to walk.
With the ends? (mol, "to the morning?")
Girls will also be...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61876
 25.03.2012
I walk with a girl in the city in the evening. As we passed through the stop, we suddenly got into a dark underground where at 40 meters in the darkness before us appears a crowd of people out of 10, evilly smoking, badly looking at our side.
The girl very resolutely pulls me by the sleeve, saying, let’s turn into another strange. But I understand that we are already too close, and you have to go to the end or not.

We get closer, and there, it turns out, a crowd of young girls smoking gathered in a club nearby.

This is the women’s competition.

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61875
 25.03.2012
XXX: Remove the clock
On the dark side? : 3

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №61874
 25.03.2012
Lenko: it will be incompetent but quickly.)
Circunflexo: sounds like a preface to deflation

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