Peter and the snow. Two girls aged 8 and over in the yard:
Girl 1: How much snow, but it is not delicious.
Yes, in autumn the snow tastes better than in spring.

xxx: Good time.I installed ubuntu 10.04, and put on the same logical partition where Win XP was already standing.Please write in detail in order how to remove ubuntu so as not to dismantle Win XP.

yyy: You need a boot drive from the window.You load it, when loading you choose "system restore", it leads you to the console.In it you give in turn 2 commands - fixmbr and fixboot, then load in the screw, start the disk manager and rearrange as you think necessary.

ZY And in general, let’s tell you better how to remove a wendy.)))

Now again there will be stories about phones that moved time forward, as a result of which people came to work an hour earlier

Pash, the next time you want to talk to me just like this, you don’t have to start the conversation with the phrase: "And you don’t know the proof of Desarg’s theorem?".

I think all family quarrels are due to a lack of sex. A man does not fuck his grandmother for a month, and then fucking such, wondering what it is that the grandmother is constantly biting him. Love each other and have sex more often. May the world be happier!!! to

There is such a guy, A. Raymer (now the head of UFSIN, a noble troll, on YouTube watch the video with him). At one time he headed the Orenburg Oblast...then appointed to Samara

At the move there was some misunderstanding, and the meeting party was waiting for him at the wrong post of the DPS.

Rainer in the civic entered the post that was originally supposed to be.
There is a Sergeant of the DPS, feet on the table.
C: You have to fuck here.
R: You should have met me.
C: Who are you?
Re: My name is Reimer
C makes a smooth transition of their posture to stand humbly with a simultaneous attempt to give honor.
R: Sit down, civil honors are not required to give

c) Arsenij Smirnov

In general, I want that in every human being, along with worms and ringworms, an altruist must live and develop!

These are the wrong guys.
Are you writing the wrong code?? to

Yula: Did you get to work?
Mazenrad: It was taken on one condition. I have to rework the resume and instead of "communicable, purpose-oriented..." write "fun and ingenious", and the photo must be taken with a lion on the face.
Yula: What is it?
Mazenrad: In the interview, the boss asked if his relatives were abroad? Well, I take it, that my grandfather with his friends in the 45th participated in a walking tour of Germany, and I myself was behind the bucket only once, when I accidentally went to the shlagbaum at the Kazakh customs when I accompanied my aunt.
Mazenrad: The chief said that when I was to be fired, he wanted to remember what kind of shit he took me.

Russian version of the BBC website about the composition of the ISS crew:
Currently on the station [...] three astronauts, [...] two astronauts, and a Dutchman.

That there are your glamorous bodies drinking martini...there is my mommy Jack Daniels rubbing her legs.

XXX: Does the pop hurt, Tom?
YYY: In the sense?
XXX: Well, if you go in there?
YYY: Where to enter?
XXX: Do you go in?
YYY : Why?
XXX: No, you are normal at all?
YYY: In the sense?
XXX: Bl#, fuck me you# can you?
YYY: For what purpose?
XXX: Who are you working for? You have to enter! In the #Opu!
YYY: Aitishnik I...
XXX: You could say it right away?

repugnant was the point of the distribution of the application Kamasutra post "children, I don't get on iOS 5.1, how can I fix it?"

All my shortcomings are hidden in the headlines of the Opera :-)

SvetlanKO: I mocked the designer a day ago. He came to work at eleven, and Pink Floyd is playing with me. He, as an avid rapper, did not like it, and he offered a compromise: listening in turn, one song of mine, one of him.
SvetlanKO: I laughed mysteriously and gladly agreed.
SvetlanKO: The naive boy! He didn’t know that the compositions were 13-17 minutes long!
Svetlanko: How he suffered! The next day, he listened to his rap in his headphones. There was nothing to bother me with my rap! =) is

Russian clinics such clinics.
directed to the doctor. A specific office is not specified, the floor is specified, a person sits on the floor at the table and coordinates what is happening.
They call me, tell me to enter that door. "In what way?" I am asking. It is in the place where the sign "Do not enter" burns, they say to me.

Dialogue in the kitchen between husband and wife.

The husband contemptuously watched how his wife swallowed some bioprostkvasa with berries from the hrenznetky: you drink all kinds of abominations, and then the pimples come out! There is chemistry alone.

The woman, looking at the cat, who drinks the same shit: Kotte drinks, so everything is natural there.

Husband, stop crushing cucumbers: Great! So, can you swallow this vegetable salad, let’s go and bite the telephone cable?

My friend believes herself to be a believer, so she is deeply convinced that God created Adam and Eve from monkeys.

and 50 cents:
Every year 1,500 New Yorkers are bitten by other New Yorkers.

The good feat:
If I get bitten by a New York man, will I also be a New York citizen?

and 50 cents:
You’ll eat at McDonald’s and don’t know where other countries are.

I got a book "Poison. Yesterday and today" (I am just interested in pharmacology) My husband washes dishes and carries garbage the second day. Is there a connection?! to