Everyone is in charge. li. Go on, let them quietly swim. I read and forgot. (Such as this post)

I am going, and two girls are talking in front of me. I heard only one phrase:

You are so smart, you can’t pretend stupid.

Take the phrase on armor.)

Discussions about the unmanned cabin:
xxx:And the topic with the usual road in the countryside has not yet been unraveled, when in the summer such as asphalt is quite normal, and in the winter three tracks, so if you meet a car, someone has to get out on the side :)
yyy: All about three tracks is simple, drone - a reinforced kamaz, the Indian sheriff's problems are not concerned)

There is power, there is no mind:

and Herakles:
Drawing a screw...
This is what I meant, always concrete screwdriver drilling.
And the fact that the drill that drills where it hit will still damage the wiring, and push the fireworks until the moment of switching on the block does not bother you?? to
and
Sho, iron concrete overlay with the same screwdriver drill? Strong, you will say nothing. I don’t even have a wall like that. With a perforator, yes. There is only a shovel to shovel there.

I immediately remembered the joke: the buyer brings the gasoline to the store with a claim for low performance - "in the passport it is written that in an hour you can spray 5 cubes of wood, and I do not get more than two". Seller: "now check", filled gasoline, pulled the starter. Buyer "and what is it?"

I want to open a bar and call it "Peace Dublin".
WOW why?
The question is, “Where are you?” and “Where are you?” and “Where are you?”
English: Dublin is pronounced Dublin
Issue of the Issue (

zzz: The Russian Orthodox Church will build in Paris a “spiritual and cultural Orthodox centre” worth one annual budget of Omsk.

In general, lately everything in a row is beginning to compare with the budget of Omsk. The cost of a tank biaton, one day of war in Syria...

I propose to create the Omsk Budget Standard and place it in Switzerland. I think he’s already there somewhere ;)

Benya, you unite and unite the people against yourself.
This is internet scans. It is worth it to be in the room—everyone rushes to catch it and drive it out.)))

One woman appealed to the court, demanding compensation from the hospital. According to her, after her husband returned from treatment, he completely lost interest in sex and to her as a woman. In their excuse, representatives of the hospital that they had performed an operation on the eyes and restored the patient's vision.

The pension fund asks:

Do you have a personal office?

- We have a three-room apartment, but there is no personal office! - not a gram of confusion, replies the aunt.

From Habr:

>>ivansychev: Idea for a startup: artificial intelligence for phone sex. I wonder, is there already?

>>tyomitch: Dating sites are already filled with bots a little less than entirely.
In order to depict a woman’s reaction to flirting, a lot of intelligence is not needed.

>>ivansychev: Not about flirting talk. Something more intimate.

>>Maccimo: Is it about pairing programming?

Comments on Router:

X: Thank you for sharing! Everything works great :)
Thanks to Rosemary :D

When I was in the seventh grade and my brother was in the third, we had to live with my aunt for a year due to family circumstances.

My aunt lived in a small military town. It was not formally closed, but was located quite deep in the forest, so that there were almost no strangers there, every new resident was an event, and theatre, cinema, circus, which were not there, the locals replaced with gossip. They tweeted about everything, starting with the children in the upper group of kindergarten and ending with honorary colonels.

In general, three days after our arrival, everyone in the city already knew that we were in fact no nephews, but extra-marital children, whom Sophia Aleksevna’s husband walked on the side, and she (a holy woman!) Accepted in family!

By the end of the year, the whole city was solemnly convinced that Sophia Alekseevna was a holy woman, but a bad wife, because the husband of a good wife would not walk, and her husband - well, not without weaknesses, of course, but a good man, the children were not abandoned.

I still don't know why nobody came to mind that my brother and I are both a copy of my aunt (she's my mother's sister, they can be confused to this day) and Nordic blondes, and my aunt's husband is an ethnic Armenian with a corresponding appearance...

Many years ago, as a student, I participated in some of the Olympics in Fisheh. We were sitting in a large audience, and between us was a girl with a deep decolt and putting all the seals on the pass. When she passed through the entire audience and bowed to each and every one, she asked, “Is everyone worth it?”" It was difficult to solve tasks after that.

user_no_name: It is better not to joke with hamsters

A117: Wild hamsters like honey eaters. by Pocher

Platoon-nn: Well, I don’t know, my cat in the country only caught them for a while.

Removemudaktor: And all because they had a pooh.

With regard to unmanned camouflage...

Previously they were untouched, and now they are untouched.

Dialogue with Mom:

Mother: Go into the room!

See also: Nea

Mother: Okay This will be my answer to the next 10 things you will ask me.

I: Okay

......

I: Do you consider Negroes to be full members of society?

After the first series of new X-Files:
Brother: Well, a straight sublimated hentai for a week at 40 minutes.

Hicktime, the post "Roskomnadzor Experts: the use of Okcam shave is a way of suicide", comments:
Atomlib: Beating with Philosophical Stones. Poisoning from Russell’s tea. Explode on the tape of Mobyus.
Tiger: Drink to death from a Clayne bottle.
Isden: Shake up to death with Calabi washer - Yao.
impwx: Smell the dust of Fatou from the carpet of Serpinsky.
HDFAN2: Enter the Schrödinger Box. Maybe with a cat.
SUMANAI: Drown in the sea of Dirac.

The Prime Minister of Ukraine said that his country will follow the path of Poland.
When will he fly to Smolensk with the government?

The main thing is beer under the shale!
2: And then the pulse and the breasts grow somewhere.
It doesn’t matter, you don’t ride a bicycle anyway.
A beloved woman will be dissatisfied that her man has more breasts than she has.
Is it possible to conclude that you should first look for a meger with large breasts, and then you can drink beer as much as you want?