XXX: I was found unworthy today
WOW: Because of what?
XXX: The Pillow
yyy: and my mom was scared that flatfoot appears in girls who wear ballets without heels. Don’t wear ballets!
XXX: What do I think I have a flat foot? The fucking ballet.

xxx: she's so fucking that I'm not just experiencing a regular orgasm, but an anal orgasm too. And even vaginal.

About the innovation on the dating service "Who is next?":
Why am I a mathematician??? 3 potential girls refused to communicate with me, would be a botanist would be easier
YYY: Pythagoras theorem asked again
xxx: no on the site misleading entered where you indicate your home coordinates, and it shows what distance to another user of the network, and after all the site assures "Other users will not see your exact location on the map. They will only be shown the distance before you (directly), and your point can be changed at least as many times as you can.
xxx: I actually three distances from different points and defined the house and the girls think it is I broke their box and there looked and no explanation on them works
yyy: apparently from a blonde’s point of view, hacking mail is easier than solving a fifth-grade task.

A couple of weeks ago, my husband, having gathered to see the apartments, met with an agent - a young girl Anna. We got into the car and went to the address. It was an early Saturday morning, the husband was tormented by a hammer, and even more — a feeling of shame for the fact that from his breath the glass in the car quickly began to squeeze.
But the girl was not better - on the rear glass of the car clearly showed the footprints of women.
So we drove, red and silent, all the way.

I stood at the stop, decided to smoke, and there are no lights. I see a man smoking, I ask for a lighter.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The fucking. It was my father (

I was told today that I lacked testosterone.
I will tell you a secret...
All women are missing him.
I replied that I lacked brains!
I will tell you a secret...

To all who are asking the great Bohr about finding a girlfriend/boyfriend!
Most of you have VKontakte. Put there in the column "religious views" something like "Bor-seek".
It looks like white bracelets. But: 1) You do not risk your self-esteem (I came / came but refused); 2) You can look at the photo, and generally make a small opinion about a person; 3) You do not write on Bohr any kind of stuff :)
All with Spring! Take action! and :)

EU: Spring, and my Leha is all at home, does not go out.
OE: Is he not working with you, Yevgeny Stepanovich?
The EU: is it? No is. Why Why? Working Lohis, Oksana Evgenievna. As we are with you. And he is in the show business, the strip is white, the strip is black. (It is shrinking and shrinking)
Is he living with you? Did he say he was no longer living with his parents?
EU: Yes, he doesn’t live in dreams. He lives separately. He is sleeping with us and speaking with us!! to

The Real Estate Forum. Discussion of New Construction:

Does anyone know these houses are seismically resistant?

Aha and tsunami-threatening ?

If there is oil in the country, there is no democracy.

A guy and a cat will take a girl without allergies into culinary and sexual slavery.

On the other hand – subtle humor, it’s the same flat – only in profile. by INS

XXX: I am a faithful girl. I never betrayed my lovers.

I don’t like when someone is sitting behind my back and watching what I’m doing...I don’t know why.

WOW : Here is! Since I was a child, I have been told that there are always two guys with wings behind me, and a bearded man from above is watching everything I do. Even if I tremble.

xxx: I am a little more about material)

YYY: I have a good imagination. It pulls Angel, the Temptator and the naked Emma Watson at the same time and in a good schedule.

The target of the air strike was a tank of the Libyan armed forces loyal to Muammar Gaddafi. About 20 aircraft are involved in the operation.

Are there very dangerous tanks in Libya, or am I missing something?

From the forum "Discussion of the richest country in the world"
xxx you know nothing. The richest and most prosperous country in Europe is Belarus. We have democracy, zero crime, high salaries, and most importantly, a radiant, immutable leader! =) is

A: polar bears, mostly left-wing
B: They do not write.
A cockroach can live without a head for nine days.
B: We have half a country without a head lives constantly.

XXX: I cleaned up.
If you consider that 70% of the house dust is made up of skin scales, I have just scratched out a couple of bodies from my system. I will go to a funeral.

XXX: Do you remember, you said, a man’s soccer friend?
XXX: So we don’t have friends anymore.

Portal of Household:

And there is also such an ancient way of surviving clowns from the house - to catch one clown, put it in the middle of the table, sit at the table to all the households and start to sneeze over the clown. Clop from the humiliation suffered will be enough "condratium", and his relatives, unable to endure shame, will leave the unhappy house.