About the homeless animals:
I spent 16 years with my dog. And all sorts of phrases "animals are jealous, from them allergy" and so on. Nonsense and nothing more. In our family, when I was laid to sleep, a dog remained in the room and did not allow anyone to enter the room until I woke up, I was left on the street with a wheelchair and a dog, and everyone knew that she would not allow anyone else. If someone in the family got sick, she brought her food to the sick person's bed, and watched him 24 hours a day, so that those who have relationships with pets did not develop because of fear or beliefs, do not intimidate other people, they are not small, and they will weigh everything for and against.

I know how the weather will play us on April 1st
It will be +20, and the next day will be snow again

The computing power of NASA when they sent humans to the moon was equal to the power of the current iPhone. And we use the same power to swallow birds into pigs!

Vesper: Do you want a stupid, stereotypical joke about punk?
Irma is
Vesper: Panks love the Russian Wind. You can get out of the system!by 11
by Irma :DDD

We need to have mice.
Well, buy a dozen... Only mice need a snake.
Why do mice have a snake?! to
Without a snake, mice will feel unwanted.

The cinema. The movie "Woman in Black"
The room quietly shuts down, visits...
Horrible moment: Harry is in the house, sees her coming out of the grave... and then the door begins to break... the door pen rotates, rotates, the silence is grave...
Harry in horror asks - "Who is there?".
And he from the room: "Neighbors below!" )))))))
I laughed for 15 minutes. 😉

The Army. I sit on the train at the entrance to the town, and we can't drive without permission or pass, but some individuals try. There are three soldiers running in full ammunition. At this point, one body is trying to pass without permission. I go out to explain what is not right, the body begins to bend the fingers and threaten to be executed if I don’t miss it. Not long thinking, our screams are beating. Three of these wonders fly out of the aircraft and instruct the machines on the man. The fortress rests.

Experience is a teacher who takes his lessons dearly, but no one teaches better than him.

After triumphant tours in the United States, Rostropovich was invited to the Soviet embassy and explained that the lion's share of the fee he should pay to the embassy. Rostropovich did not object, he only asked his Impresario Yurok to buy a porcelain vase for the entire fee and deliver it to the embassy in the evening, where the reception was appointed. They delivered an unimaginable beauty vase, Rostropovich took it, admired it and... scattered his hands. The vase, hitting the marble floor, flew into pieces. Taking one of them and carefully wrapped in a nose-shirt, he said to the ambassador:
This is mine and the rest is yours.

Our generation is hopelessly outdated: we really cuddled, went to discos, fucked babies, and the new generation is sitting at home and watching the compass, as our generation cuddles, dances and fuck babies.... And again, if before a man was in trouble, we really tried to help, and the new generation removes his trouble on the mobile phone...

XXX (00:42:50 25/03/2012)
She created a girl in the Sims seeking knowledge
XXX (00:43:02 25/03/2012)
She made her a student.
XXX (00:44:10 25/03/2012)
decided to try to do so that she writes on excellent coursework, does all the housekeeping and other things that the student needs
XXX (00:44:26 25/03/2012)
He died at the end of the first course.
XXX (00:44:35 25/03/2012)
We will all die.

Lena: Sash... the long stretching of the legs about a woman daily needs to touch the head for the discovery of well entertained horns.

Svetlana Davidchuk* (21:09) :
Primorye ceased to be the most “criminal” region in the Far East, giving priority to the Khabarovsk region

SiLenser _ (21:10) :
I moved :D

xxx: by the way, how this henna is called through which voice change
A transitional age?

I went to the ATM to get a child benefit, but he refused me – he didn’t have such small bills – I was in shock.

In the next life, I want to be a marble, you lie so beautiful, proud, cold, and you don’t have to work.

Dialogue in the forum:

Sex for some is full of consequences.
Same situation with me. I rent the apartment, the girl cuts like a cut, I still had the remarks of the neighbors.
who have had similar situations.? to

WOW: During sex, I suggest that my wife breathe helium from time to time.
And to the neighbors to say that these are multiples such...

The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine has submitted a bill aimed at eradicating sex in a missionary position. This was on March 22 by the newspaper "Voice of Ukraine" (the official printed body of the Russian Federation - AP). This initiative, according to its authors, along with the ban on abortions and the fine for childlessness, should solve the problem of low birth rate in Ukraine.

It has long been proven by specialists that the classical position (face-to-face position, a man placed between the legs of a woman from above), which in the people is called a missionary position, is completely ineffective in conception, - says one of the initiators of the bill, Ukrainian People's Deputy Natalia Королевская, - Therefore, it is necessary to eradicate it from the use in favor of a knee-arrow position, in which a man is behind. It is the best way to conceive children. andquot;

The draft law is currently in the study and elaboration phase.

The U.S. will destroy this country. I asked him what the sinus is. The answer is striking: the sinus is a cosinus belonging to the corner of the hypothenus. The hypnosis fucking!! to

Mazenrad: I remember my mom handed tomato juice in a plastic bottle, he drowned, see, in the heat, half a cup swelled, but not throw it out, you have to try. I try to open the bottle slowly in the bathroom, nothing comes out, the block is sitting dead. The door is ringing, I go open, half a hand in my hand. While I was riding with the bottle, the bottle slipped out, and with a loud cotton, the drum went to the ceiling, and with it all the contents of the bottle with a beautiful red fountain with scratches.
Mazenrad: I finally open the door – there are two Jehovah’s messengers, the booklets and the books are ready.
Alex: I feel an epic disconnection.
Mazenrad: I started speaking first. Or rather spell. "She could have been saved! Why did you come? Why did you break up at my home? What will happen to me now?! What will happen to you? How to live on now?and "
Mazenrad: No more of these jehovists were seen in our house, and the neighbors first called the mints and then thanked.