Talk about torrent speed:
Maximum I’m usually down to 10 (
Alexey-Straidi, idiot, I’ve been sitting on the dialap for a few years
Alexander-Alexey, what is the dialap?I did not find it at my time
Alexei-Dialap is when you have to connect to the internet, then within 1 minute the modem on the whole house makes BŽŽŽŽŽŽ KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 15 rubles per hour. A shit plastic card.
Alexander-Mda, I’m still lucky

xxx: In my past work there was such a tradition - to celebrate the day of hermafrodite on March 1.
YYY :?? to
xxx: It’s just in the middle between February 23 and March 8, and pay for the table twice as much :)

Father prepares a salad and teaches: remember son, when cooking a delicious mayonnaise they do not regret!

Talk to a friend about personal life:
Why don’t you meet her?
She is not pleased with me in terms of sex. Well, I also fucked her girlfriend, but it doesn’t matter.

I have a class, I can swim.
In the meaning?
One water, one blade

I only think that something is wrong when I hear from NTV that a corpse in the woods, at the end of February found fungus?

Chat by WoT:
[irina0333(T34)] destroyed by [semi90(amx 13 75)]
Irina, and I almost fell in love with you!
semi90: and you broke my heart and broke my tank

my revenge was terrible: while he was in the shower, I poured into his phone and put a ringtone on the "mama" "O palm, my gentle gel.."
WM

Status of VKontakte
Find a good cafe in the city.
20 likes and commentary of the author of the post: "You, bl**t do not love put, but help with advice, fucking!"

SvetlanKO: The investigator entered the office for interrogation. In the brain of Vasily appeared the awareness of the inevitability of upcoming torture, and on the forehead droplets of sweat. The investigator fixed his jacket and sat in front of Vasily. His face expressed relentlessness and rigidity. He turned on the table lamp and turned it in such a way that the light struck the eyes of Vasily, from which Tom had to stumble. Moving closer to the face of Vasily, the investigator said: "Priffetig!!! How about Delphi??" Vasily’s face shrunk from pain.
But the investigator was relentless. And after the first question immediately came the second: "What do you do?Basil was ready to jump from his chair and rush to the wall in order to kill himself and stop his sufferings, but the bracelets, holding him firmly in place, did not allow it to do so, and therefore the torment continued.
The investigator’s face crumbled in the offended grimas, he said: “What, ignore the mine?”“" and pushed the lamp even closer to the face of Basil. There was nowhere to go, and Vasily, running out of pain, cried out: “I am on the interrogation, I answer questions... The investigator smiled incorrectly and threw himself on the back of the chair.

Paul: I’m even afraid to imagine what a shock is waiting for the girl when she learns that a cat has to pay for the cloth.

I met my wife at the airport, we go home with a taxi, the driver-young guy-bullish.
Woman:- and Vanechka so glorious-the eyes were large, round, and then they were narrow, like a storm (he touched the driver)...ch-ch, such glorious narrow eyes were...

xxx: where can I download Darth Vader's voice for auto navigator?
YYY: I represent you:
turn to the right side
turn to the left side
Turn to the Dark Side

Dear mothers of young children, watch carefully what music your children are given to listen to by fathers in your absence! In the kindergarten asked what songs the children know about the summer. Mine turns out, in addition to the dependent children's repertoire, knows the song "dachniki" in the performance of S. Shnurov.... which she performed.

When I was a kid, I always, when I was on a bus or trolleybus, stood up at the cabin, grabbed the order and started to run in place, looking into the front glass. And I the whole trip with the feeling that it was me moving so fast :)

St. Petersburg authorities prohibit the propaganda of homosexuality and pedophilia among minors
With all my dislike for dictatorship, our country categorically and immediately needs Joseph Visaryonovich.

He: Listen, how are you, are you treating yourself normally?
She: Are you talking about drugs, flowers, or advertising?

And in general, it is time for you to understand with your chicken brains: no matter how you want it, for a man, children are not the goal of all life.

Blue, what is the purpose? To become a successful fool knows who? The goal of a man is to ensure the future of his children and raise them into decent people. To do this, you need to be successful and strong, but children are the first in any case. Children, when you grow up, you will understand this.

When everyone is lazy to go to the store... when the foods in the refrigerator are over and there is no more cooked food... their time will come...
Time of Pellets.
Check regularly in all refrigerators.

Yes, I agree that Apache is unbiasedly cool compared to Robinson. But even on a civilian helicopter, the left-wing combat turn is very impressive.
Everything was as it was. A wedding where I was betrayed as a witness. Camera in hand, take pictures. And we’re on a helicopter ride, there you’ll also be filming. The pilot is like a former Afghan. Such a polite uncle. And here we made a circle around the city, flying toward landing. He is talking here. And everyone has headphones on their heads, an inner connection. Well, in short, you are accompanied by the noise of the screws and the engine you hear through the loud quality of communication: "We go to the target." And fuck it down under 45 degrees. The bride is behind. You have in your hands some fucking camera that fucking understands what you are filming. And then up again under a steep corner. And again in the headsets: "Left combat twist". He speaks calmly as if he is reading a book to his grandson. And as if they hanged for a second and started falling on the left side.
You open your mouth and do not breathe. And the heart beats.
And then again wedding, toasts and competitions crazy.
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