A large city, a large office in the center, parking for cars almost no. Late cars are placed in two rows and leave a note with a mobile phone under the glass. Ordinary, unfortunately, practice - somehow you have to tolerate.



A friend’s car was repelled with another machine, and on the torpedo instead of the phone number lies a note on which it is written “I went to work.”



You have to go, go off. So he swallowed!



He called a taxi, and while he waited, removed the number, put it on his torpedo under the glass, and left the same note: "I took a taxi." He did not leave his mobile phone number either.

A young mom with a child of one and a half years goes on the street and tells him something. I’m listening to the overtaking: “This is a pine tree, it’s a yellow bench, it’s a barrel of sticks, these sticks are called a 15mm-square-section steel thread, painted with alkyd enamel in two layers on the ground, and it’s a catch, he says, “myu.”

We sit with a friend at a pizza, suddenly, a thick 10-year-old boy approaches us. After wishing us a pleasant appetite and introducing Oleska, he began to explain to us that he is a very sociable guy and he is pleased to meet new people. We told him unintentionally that it was more useful to meet girls than boys. I couldn’t wait to see how he disappeared. We laughed and continued to eat and talk about study. After 5 minutes, Olegka appeared again and stretched me a few towels on which the phones and the names of the girls were written. He pointed his finger to those who wrote it and with the words "don't thank you" fled to the street.

Again in the store. An elderly woman counts the money.

I see her falling 1000r. I raise.

I: Woman, you wasted the money! Here are they.

She: No, it is not me.

I: You counted happiness and fell in front of my eyes!

She: Young man, stop it! I know this divorce.

I: But...

Looking for a fool!

I: ¯\ツ)_/¯

A colleague went to the hospital. I call him to see how things work:
How do you feel? Do you need anything: medicine, hot soup, a woman?
and yes! Send it!
We call back in a few days:
Did the grandmothers come?
Noah, did you send it?
Of course! What have you never come? Per it was really necessary to stick the mark...

- In the Western press is widely discussed the possibility of the beginning of the Third World War because of the Latvian city of Daugavpils
The root of all the problems of the world has finally been found. —Daugavpils. ISIS in Syria has exhaled, Iran and Israel have crossed, North and South Koreans have embraced, the center of the world’s problems has shifted to Latvia – do they themselves know?

Xxx: On the catwalks, nach. And in the tombs!

by Girhasha:
Yesterday, walking around the Tsaritsino, decided to go in the greenhouse. We listened to a piece of excursion. The excursion was for children (class 3–5, probably).
The guide to bring the story to the medicinal plants shows the children the image of the plague doctor:
Look at it, kids! Doctors were dressed like this. Yes, and these doctors went home to patients. Do you know why he has such a sting?
The children were not disturbed:
Because the devil is the sanitary of the forest!

And to him who confuses the endless cycle with recursion, I will put the biber on repeat and shut up in the audience!

You are a masochist.

All these princes are stories. The cute guys. The female hipsters. by Tifou. A man does not have to be beautiful. A man must be a predator. And terrible. One eyebrow is shorter than the other. Eyes of different colors. Probably not one at all. A sparkle of sparkle. A scarring in all of it. and nose. The lips are compressed into a strip. The grandmother should tremble when she sees a man, and not ask what creams he is lubricating. Should be afraid. That during sex I looked at him and thought, “Bl* how scary. It would have ended faster. I want to be with my mom".

And I don’t want to be scared, scared of me and without a man. Why such victims?

My mother and husband went to Sri Lanka. Mom speaks a little English, and there are constantly all sorts of men who try to divorce for money. And not just for money.
He writes now: "I’ve picked up the men to cut off. I speak from the Muslim country. Zea May Hasbend. Ol queshens tu him"
They are to him.

And he is a thunder bass: "What do we need? Everyone was fed. I don’t understand anything"

If you were to sit a little closer, I'd have you for such jokes.
If I were a little closer, I’t be joking.

Description of defects by the client:

The inconvenience:
When working with the program, you have to press different buttons.

to this:

My cat is not affectionate at all and not handy at all. Sometimes I can beat her, even when she is asleep. I bought Suluguni cheese today, well, you know, it's sold in the box. I printed it at home, the tail instantly met, began to ring circles around me, murmuring. And when she realized that it didn’t work, she jumped on her knees and even let herself squeeze a little. I gave her a small piece of food as a reward. Now I know your weak spot, mouthless face! andquot;

This swollen face now knows your weak spot.

here here :
A friend described what Nva-Chevrole is:
This is when the Chevrolet factory is brought to Russia, set up, launched, and Niva is obtained at the exit.

Well, it’s all right, as in that joke: “I told you that the place is cursed, and you’re all hands out of your ass!” Hands out of your ass!"

From Daily News:
"Europe has developed a new package of sanctions."

Too many packages, they probably already have a package with packages, no other.

Answer from Yahoo.

What would happen if we landed a rocket and sent it to the moon? In the eternal full moon, he will always be a wolf.

Like children are small. It is not the light of a full moon, but the light of a full moon that passes through the Earth’s atmosphere. Since there is no atmosphere on the moon, the reverse will be a human.

This is a story for fantasy.

Comments to discussing the fact that the picture is banned because of the text that mentions "Okkam's shaving." Roskomnadzor believes that this is another way of committing suicide:

Beating with philosophical stones. Poisoning from Russell’s tea. Explode on the tape of Mobyus.
Foolleren By the way, the latter option is quite possible physically.
The Tiger is drunk to death from the Clayne bottle.
Isden Shake up to death with Calabi washer - Yao.
impwx to smell the dust of Fatou from the carpet of Serpinsky.
NikRag Description of drug intake - in another section.
hdfan2 Go to the Schrödinger Box. Maybe with a cat.
Until the box is opened, no one can know if it is a way of suicide.
Sumanai drowned in the sea of Dirac.

I went out of the store yesterday, slippery, wet, ugly. Tired, I barely have my legs. Here the man is adjusted and, literally in the back, the breath follows me. By side-sighting, I see that he is healthy, you can't escape from this, and no one on the street. I was almost overwhelmed by fear. I turn around halfway, and this monster, seeing my shaken eyes, declares, “Girl, don’t be afraid, I’m just following in your footsteps. The shoes are new, I don’t want to get dirty.

But here is the presence of my mom in the apartment at this time... Well, I don’t know who has such disenchanted families, but this is the ppc...

The joke:
A young Jewish couple comes to the doctor. He complains that nothing goes out in bed.
Try to change the posture. Go back to the left side!
Face to Mother?! to

In short, we have a couple that doesn’t bother my mom at home. It does not hinder the absence of a drive on the door (which is very easy to put), and that the door is not closed. It disturbs the cat. I think they have complexes, right?