He knows how to speak Japanese!

Memento_mori with whom?

and nonhistoric:
by Michael Koffman:
The main thing for the United States and Germany is not to engage in this war with Russia. A war with Russia on the border with Russia is almost impossible to win. It is absurd. No one in history has won a war with Russia on its border!

I did not understand something. When and who won the war with Russia?

In the middle - Mongols, Turks, Prussians, Japanese, Finns. Listing them all?
Who won the "Cold War"?
Another issue is that the winnings were mostly local and Russia then usually (but not always) played off. Sometimes almost immediately, sometimes three hundred years later.
For a literate patriot, it would be good to know your history.

Irka: I saw very sticky circles in the form of hearts, and stickers on the phone, there are mice with hearts, and you can also buy two identical shirts with hearts, I don't know what to choose. What will you give each other?
Bebelko: The Cardinal Val..
The Poor Woman What Do Idiots Do

DerArto: After the release of the film The Great Gatsby, the whole world was overwhelmed with themed parties in this style. Now there are 50 shades of grey... World, shit, don’t think about it!

Stop dividing everyone into technicians and humanitarian! First, the accountants and such people are never humanitarian, but economists, plus there are at least doctors and people of creative professions.
And yes, everyone has to do their business.

Q: What annoys you most in bed?
M: What needs to be controlled

There are two boys and a girl in front of me. and slide. One guy says to another: "Take the bridegroom by the hand, so that she doesn't get stuck here."
and caring.

Comment on the news about a backpack with a built-in battery, from which you can charge your phone or tablet on the road:

"Now also the backpack needs to be charged..."

I work in Zagha. The Saturday. 31 January. Start of the working day, 9:00 am. There are two brothers, named the Elder (C) and the Younger (M). Both reminded, see from Friday's hump, hump.

C: Hello to you! We lost our birth certificate, we need to restore it.
I am OK. Pay the fee and come back.

They arrive in 20 minutes.

C: I did it all.
I am OK. I publish documents. I give the younger a birth certificate.

C : Oh! Congratulations to. You are born!
M : thank you!
C: You see, your testimony has been given before mine. Now you are the oldest in the family, you will pay taxes!! to
M: Oh... it is sad. Well, since I’m older now, let’s go, let’s go... and then the day is lost...

Loudly, they run to the exit, waving documents over themselves... people aged 28 and 25. Probably new ones will soon come...

The father told, they had a nervous teacher in school, one day, after she half broke the wooden penalty of the innocent distinctor from the first part on the edge of the party, and, in addition, along with all the contents - pencil and pencil, and had the habit of rolling her hand on the table, before laying the class journal, the boys mature a curious plan of vengeance: they sprinkled on the chemistry of crystalline iodine, added nasopharyngeal alcohol, glued into a paper bag, dried, and laid in the journal. From the very beginning of the lesson began to curb the unstable teacher, and bringing to boiling, with revengeful pleasure watched how she moves the magazine in a convenient position, squeezes... Explosion, clubs of smoke, a huge hole in the magazine. After a long time, the girls re-written their assessments to a new magazine. Fisting on the table is still off =)

“Riddick... there a man of royal blood gets to an unknown planet, treats a fox... in general, if you read The Little Prince, you can’t watch it.
= = = is = is = is = is = is
Yes, I didn’t have enough spirit to tell my mom that he would be killed... :(

I am modernizing one forum where, as it has already been, two-thirds of users consider themselves to be unscrupulous fighters with the system and not like everyone else. For six months, I have been struggling with the question of where they find such a system so that it would have to be a clinical idiot with inflammation of the heart. I feel I won’t find an answer.

Advertising by Agatha:
If there were always order in the baby’s stomach, it would not be the stomach, but the library.
Agusha is designed to bring order in the baby’s stomach.

The Conclusion:
Agusha gradually turns a child’s stomach into a library.

I bought apples.

You should not learn from other people’s mistakes, but earn money.

I decided to spend the night with my boyfriend. When we went to bed, I jokingly asked him if he was afraid of a monster under the bed that would tick his legs (they were slightly hanging off the bed).
He laughed and replied that I had childish thoughts.
At night he woke me up and, laughing a little, said:
Stop, I know it’s you ticking my feet.
But I replied that I was lying next to him and that I didn’t have such long arms.
He turned on the nightlight to make sure.
I’ve never heard or seen an 18-year-old boy scream so loudly and jump so high.
“Who was under the bed?” You ask me.
It was his father who listened to our conversation tonight.
He, pleased, got out of the bed and, quietly, ran away.
He is 45 years old.

And I remember when the dollar was very small, it only had 60 kopecks. And since then he has grown up, grown up and now he is getting older, he is 70 years old, I think he will soon die.

I will speak for a colleague:
And all stupidly repeat for the fucking translator: "50 Shades of Grey"
And nothing that GG is called Grey, and in the name elementary, the simplest calambur? "Fifty Shades of Grey", is it possible?
— — — —
Well, and what will your "50 Shades of Grey" mean in Russian?
This is the very "easiest" calambour, about which, sometimes, the brain is broken, as it is translated into the language of native asses. It's easier to declare the GG Grey, honest word))

<Angelofnet> newa: If you hang foods out of the window, everything goes fast! Blacks and bombs. and :)
<newa> Angelofnet: to what floor are the bombs flying? and ;)

The coconut on the "popk" has three grown holes. Two of them grew dead, and the third grew with soft leather and without much effort even a screwdriver.

There is a new profession - coconut proctologist :)
Please write more.

On the issue of youth training...
My superiors acted wisely – not a boy took the post of admin, but me, then a young girl. And here I was not at all intruders to explain to the aunts what they did wrong, and how to avoid it in the future.
Two grandfathers under the age of 70 were struggling with a little electricity... to run to them on the 4th floor on each chihuah, on each message of the office was slightly sufficient. Indeed, after some time I began to notice that they are called less and less often. And after about a year of our communication they come to me on their own (!) Install the printer!