(About writing the diploma)
Previously, I generally thought that visiting the library of Lenin for the purpose of study is a fantastic mysticism, and yesterday it turned out to be a reality... honestly, it liked there, even the guards have such rows, that in violation of their orders, they will not wet with bows, legs, heads, and their intelligence to destroy.

We have cabins for girls and boys in the toilet in the same room. I’ve never seen a man wash his hands when he walks out of the cabin!!! They don’t even wash!% of :D
Can they lick?
How about cats?
I hope you have your hands?:D :D :D :D :D

Shiva1: Generally speaking, as Captain Shepard once said, “Fuck, Olo, I’m a UFO driver!”

My son 7 years. A tooth fell out and he wrote a letter to a tooth fairy and placed a tooth on it. I want an iPhone 4C. My mother read the letter. In order to get such a gift, the teeth must be golden.

I got into the hospital.
WOW: Where is it?
Tag: in urology
LOL, what about you?
XHH: Nedtrach and Prefap
Tagged: looooooool

You remember when we were kids we thought tomorrow would come early if we go to bed.
Tomorrow, in any case, will come before we go to bed.

Zizmo> Well and Lan. I’m not going to talk to you =(((
Disa> *comes a sneezing nose with ice cream and promises to bring it to the zoo* ))
zizmo> liayaya =))) * joyfully knocks in the palms and shouts dumb "Zoopark!!! The zoo!!" and
Disa> * pretends how much he will be paid in the zoo for such a valuable copy*)))

* Friend changes status to ".bat you mouth, Chinese" *
What did the Chinese do again?
D: They, with their unwashed stinking hands somewhere in the basements of the city called Chinyanghui, made my hard disk, on which pictures where I sing a camel with vodka, where we three wash in a bath with Natasha Chihuahua, where I look like a dumbbellor in my embrace, well, and of course where I lay my penis in the mouth of a crocodile statue, so, luck he suddenly stopped working!
D: Throw it in the service center to repair it and decide to see what is so valuable there.

Today in the pool, I accidentally touched the genitals of one grandmother.
She pretended she didn’t notice.
YYY: Now you have to marry her.
XXX: It happened by chance.
Yes, it always happens by chance.

Never look for the perfect girl, look with cockroaches of the same kind as you have.

[16:59:02] Denis: I am thus an educator
[16:59:26] Denis: I hold a spoon in the left knife in the right
[17:00:01] Margarita :^)how is this BODY + KNOW
[17:00:14] Denis: (rofl) as such
[17:00:33] Margarita: the boy has long since invented the fork (chuckle)
So you can’t eat soup with a fork.
[17:01:08] Margarita: A knife why
Margarita: to the soup
Dennis: So that the soup is not taken away

On April 1, 1915, at the height of World War I, a French aircraft appeared over a German camp and dropped a huge bomb. The soldiers rushed, but the explosion did not wait. Instead of the bomb landed a large ball with the inscription "April 1st!". Troll with a big letter.

Electrical Safety Examination:
If your computer suddenly burns, what will you do?
- Start -> Completion of work...
c) Substance

Alexis: Generally speaking, I was training with the coach for the first time in that hall. He was in shorts so bright. And on the face I don’t have a special memory... well, the second time I come to the hall, there’s a bunch of cockroaches, that they do there... well, and someone of them greets me, that’s asking...I’m like O_O, and then I looked at it – it’s my coach, only in shorts, not shorts. Well I didn’t think back "oh, I didn’t recognize you in the pants".

Few people know that ninja turtles wore bandages in front of their eyes so that no one would recognize them.

You need it, hymn odminsky, to come up with.
WOW: Well, it really needs to be sung on the motif of the picnic song:

He has three hands.
Wire over the shoulder of Wu
from his breath.
The light of Iljić =O

I make myself o
In the mirror does not recognize (heavy morning)
Right from the bow
He goes to work...

HHH: writer... you, if anything, write to Sklarski something.

From discussions in contact:

Any child up to 12 years of age, if his upbringing is not hit by a hook, but elementarly familiarize him with the world around him, at the expense of his non-standard intelligence will be able to come up with 30 applications of the coin in 5 minutes (!) and 10-30 for the next 5 minutes depending on the level of development. One child and one.
There will be games and torture with this coin, a lot of things.
Playing blinkers on the lake, rotating around the table, making a graphite...
That’s a bit of a madness, right? ?

YYY: If a child at the age of 12 comes to mind at least one way to torture a coin, it is not very such an education probably.)

What if the third devil is a complete disappointment?
This is why the end of the world will come!

In Russia, the roads look like not the winter has ended, but the war

Today my mom said I’ve never watched porn... let’s go, let’s see tonight. I choose where the members are smaller.