The Lady:
I live alone with a child for a few years. Everything in the apartment started to break down.
What wording should I use for acquainted men to repair the computer / pin the nail, etc. To be understood correctly? I am afraid they don’t understand me (

Question: " 500 to 1000 rubles. Is it enough?" And it is better to call sanitary technicians / electricians, etc., if the acquaintances should do it for free, do they do nothing more? Or then they are friendly to cook a pot of soup and wash the floor?

A colleague (K) works as an engineer-constructor, often struggling to simplify structures whileining their efficiency. Talk about cinema:
K: By the way, I went to the new Robocop yesterday.
I : Yes? How about you? Liked it?
Q: Well... I think there are too many extra details in it.

Announcement of Sale:

xxx: 6 mech for 2000 rubles. Separately 300 rubles
You are a God of marketing.

XXX is listening. Do you have problems with kindergartens?
There are no gardens, no problems.

And you know, education is a complex process.

Well, those who try to “educate” according to the “do not as I do, but as I tell you to do,” really do nothing, and the process seems complicated and unpredictable.

Children are raised exclusively by personal example and up to 6-7 years maximum. To further educate late, the core of the personality is formed, you can only develop what came out.

Commentary on the Switzerland-Sweden match:
Lundqvist meditates at the gate.
Look at the hockey!

Here is here:
She had two phones, one normal, and a fluorous iPhone!! to
— — —
"-Vasily Ivanovich, how is Tuesday written?
Look at the dictionary.
- I looked, there was only a flag and a foam on F."
)))))))

Russia's football team was remembered and cursed, even where it did not participate - this is an indicator!

The friends. Stop asking me for debt. I am running out of my imagination to come up with a reason for rejection.

xxx: Unfortunately, those like me, “sows,” have long understood that “24/7 tech support” actually means that at night there are psychotherapists sitting in the sapport, under one or another sauce, persuading to tolerate the solution to the problem until the morning.

Nathalie: I am in Kiev now.

A: How is the sitcom?

Nathalie is sitting.
Nathalie: Because of this situation, I wonder how much time I will spend in Kiev now (

The husband came from work, and we are in his room with his daughter on his compass watching a movie.
M: See, my computer, my seeds have been eaten, my mineral have been drunk!
We leave, and I vengeantly add:
We were still lying on your couch, hiding your cribs and smoothing your cat!! to

But this is something that is not possible in Russia, and it is possible in the West - I did not remember.
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Gay marriages and gay marriages

XXX: They also jumped to confirm that they didn’t jump.
The mosquitoes are jumping. The Ukrainians are jumping.
YYY: Several people have already burned on this. They asked to jump, and they jumped.

Has anyone seen the new Euro?
YYY: Yes, I have not seen the old man for a long time.
ZZZ: With such prices, they will be like Olympic socks, only for collectors
YYY: Oh, and you will be able to see only on the Internet, low-resolution jpeg, downloaded from a pirate site through torrent.
ZZZ: Dad, did you really ever have the euro?
No child, it is fantasy. And in general, do not get distracted, dig the roots, or there will be nothing to eat for lunch!

"It is good that Vasilyev and Serdyukov did not roll out the torrents. You could go to jail."

I study the topological editor MentorGraphics. Everybody is tired! The interface is hostile, the options and menus are flawed so that finding without a manula or a half-liter is unrealistic, on any of your actions he declares that you are a fool, and he himself knows how better, even if you are 100% sure of the opposite, in the institute after him one two-hour course of study introduced. I don’t know how this can be used in real life. But it’s not about that, it took whoever to do, respectively, the benefits of the Internet to learn and stumbled on the chic:
The guy has blogs in which he describes the process of getting acquainted with various programs and editors. The last blog begins with a huge enthusiastic post about MentorGraphics, about plans to explore it, briefly about the expected opportunities seen/read, etc. In short, this post dates back to June 2011 and ends with the line “Good way!” My blog has not been updated since then. So, I turn to his treating doctors, he is normal! You stream him to study something easier, to study and you can write out. Do not ruin a person’s life.

You just don’t know women. If you like her, you can urinate in the washer. And if you don’t like it, make her an English queen, she won’t care about you.

Comments on Contemporary Art:

Do not confuse art and theatre with installation and perfomance. If you guess under the door and escape before it is opened by the owner, then this is an installation. And if you stay and don’t run, it’s perfomance.

Olympic champion at age 15
XHH: to shrink
I didn’t drink beer at 15.
I was sold.
I almost slept naked.