I know only one child who had no transitional psyches and drives - just a girl with a blue shirt without her own opinion at all.
Learn all your life in one unit (best score). Not just in the quarter, but in general. Always the highest point.
Was it checked? Is it a biological organism?

Having started dating his current girlfriend, everyone could not remember the code from the home phone of her entrance, so he constantly called her and asked him to remind her. At some point she got tired of it:
Let’s come up with a mnemonic rule. My code is 23v1369. 23 – because I’ll always be 23, and it’s best for you to fuck me at that age, not at 13 (because they’ll be planted), and not at 69 (because it’s perverted).

I remember from the first time and now every time I type the code, I smile.

HXH: Look, there’s someone lying there! He is directly on human rights.
YYY: I think I even know whose member it is.

from one forum. Orthography and punctuation are preserved:

xxx: According to statistics, in any country the sexual minority does not exceed 5% of the population.

Yyy: Hehe, yes, but these are open hamseks. These cocras are not dangerous because, following the vows of grandfather Freud, they freed themselves and came out, turning themselves from a suffering pidaras to a cheerful pidaras. So I calmed down a little and reconciled to myself. Losing a part of aggression and hatred... And there is another ~30% (depending on the country, climate, cultural characteristics) etc. Hidden hamaseks or bipoles. It is also a Legion, but it is the main danger, it is the only one. The pink boy on the square in the strings can be funny, disgusting, unpleasant or original... depends on the mood and views of the viewer. But he is not dangerous. But the suppressed hamasek in the positions of mint, deputy, head of the enterprise - here is the trouble awaiting. For he will humiliate and beat. where morally wash) even when everything seems to be good at the enterprise, in the area. Because he is angry with the whole world and wants everyone around you... From where the danger is a suppressed hamasec endowed with power.

If oil ends, what will be the price?
YYY: on x * y

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What to write nice words to your best friend that would hit her and that she would understand that even such long quarrels are not an obstacle to our friendship

yy: Tell her "our friendship with you is as vast as your waist"

I don't understand why on the bottle of the mouthwasher the markings 10, 15, 20 were drawn if the instructions were written to use strictly 10 ml.
They test you for strength.

News discussions on NTV about the distribution on the router of terrorist videos in the form of films.

xxx: well they’re right, I’ve just pushed civilisation and jumped cp

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

zzz: Link to torrent, crash.

ccc: Wait, Comrade Major is just making the distribution.

by 19520. Two of my acquaintances (a pediatrician and a neurologist) worked as students. In the morse. Like the pathanatoms.

You understand, a neurologist - and also an undergraduate - is able to determine what the victim was a person: an accident or murder. Not to mention the pediatrician.

So if you see an ophthalmologist — unable to put on a tire or burning — you are watching a series.

It is good to be able to do everything yourself. It’s crazy that you have to do everything yourself.

Steve Jobs is quoted.

There were times when I didn’t have my own room. I slept with my friends on the floor, and in order to buy food, I took out Coca-Cola bottles. Every Sunday I walked 10 kilometers to eat at a charity dinner at the Krishna temple once a week. And you know what? It was a wonderful time!

Speech to Stanford Graduates, 2005

The monument to the Ukrainian poet Taras Shevchenko was dismantled from the central square of Tokmak in the Zaporozhye region, while the monument to Lenin remained on the same square. They confused the yopt, it is a monument.

Working with customers is a tough thing... People are very different) today I will have to write to the customer, - "I clarified with the supplier, and I am forced to tell you that the package opened with scissors is opened and it will not be possible to change it. His mother, seriously.

Oh guys! Programmer’s Day is the 256th day of the year, in the high season of 2016 it is September 12.
In the low year, September 13.
Who and how did you decide that the programming day is February 14?

Women don’t like other people’s children, other people’s children – this means that part of the family budget and time of the spouse is spent on another person’s family... "Men don’t like other people’s children..."

Let’s talk for all men and women, right? Someone fucking important the fact of genetic kinship, someone it is not fuck at all: "Parents are not those who gave birth, but who raised."

Surprise: People are different.

A man in Israel on arrival took the apartment and signed the contract without understanding it (in Hebrew). When he started to leave, the owner told him to paint the apartment, because it is said in the contract. The man looked, it was really said.



I saw, bought paint, painted all the walls and ceilings. The owner came and almost his karachun was not enough - the paint was black. And the man tells him that the color of the paint is not specified in the contract.

Review of electric toothbrush in one well-known online store:
If you still have doubts, then my advice to you is better to try once than to suffer with guessing - how does it work / is it convenient?

It works. is comfortable.

I thought about buying an electric toothbrush for a long time, and then just dumb-drunk bought this miracle. I am very pleased"

My friend was coming home from work. Time about 9 p.m. Further from his words.



I go, I don’t touch anyone. In the store bought beer, sausages, even there for small things. I paid and went home. This is like in a cheap detective: three people were arrested. Oh, all under 2 meters tall, a little more beautiful than the devil. “Are you smoking?” “I don’t smoke,” he said, “and I saw you buy cigarettes in the store.” “No guys, it’s not for me” and “Who?” “Who’s the beer?” And then my friend immediately came up with the thought that they didn’t want cigarettes. Well he’s a whisper like me, he just knocked, “No, guys, let’s go.” And here’s one of them just hitting him in the face (the time is around 21:00, it’s dark, there’s no one around). My friend slipped and fell. And here, where you can’t get, GBB. Those three were laid on the ground, and their eldest friend said, “Live?” “The living.” It turns out that the GBR was monitoring these three species, but there was no reason to take them, and there was a robbery of clean water. They apologized to a friend for coming so late, they needed to record the very fact. They said you would come to write tomorrow and accompany them home. The verdict has already entered into legal force, from 6 to 14. There was also a recurrence.

It was in the pool this afternoon. Children were taught to swim on neighboring trails. They fool, they fool, where without it. But especially fairy was the cry of the teacher in the hall: "Zhenya, I asked not to run on the water!"

At the time, my lecturer in literature served in the army. He served after the 4th graduate of Philfax. He served normally, although he was called after 20 years. And his nickname in the army was Pushkin. All because he did not beat his ghosts. He had nine soldiers. Four of them are from the Caucasus. During the province, he did not beat them with boots, did not put on glasses, did not blow their head.



He forced them to teach poetry! If he fixed the flight, he approached and said, "Radovoi Katayev, dress up! Pushkin’s Tale of the Goldfish. This meant that the fighter had to run to the library, take Pushkin's fairy tales and be prepared for the fact that at any moment he could be dragged and he would have to "respond to the lesson". If someone disregarded the task, he got it. Rarely, very rarely, they were still pined, but most often they stood up in the wildest clothes. As a result, after some time, all nine people knew Eugene Onegin by hand. One day, during a regional commission, as a demonstration of the active creative activity of the part, he showed the papas number. Several soldiers in the roles read Pushkin. Four of the speaking Caucasians read better than the Russians. Some noted, the company was designated as exemplary, everyone was very pleased.