The 3G modem

Advantages: The speed is good.
Disadvantages: Traffic is eaten even when watching free movies online.

On the tracker LostFilm appeared news: "Fish of my dreams" - a duplicate trailer". Guess what happened in the comments.

Funny is

After the assassination of King Leach himself, who terrorized the world for many years, who lost more lives than anyone in the whole Azeroth, you come to Darion and he says, "Hmm, you killed King Leach? Here are your 33 goals, sps, happy"

Q: Is that so serious?? to

Who said I was serious?

HH: I can see it!! to

Through space and walls?

Oh yeah, that kind of thing.

WOW: What am I showing you now?

I mean the language? 😉

WOW: I don't guess.I see you have a very good opinion about me, if you think I showed you my tongue.

Your wife is an extremely secretive and dishonest person, if in her whole life she has never called you a goat.

X: After a disc failure... some folders disappeared entirely. And not with some chlamydia, but with my laboratory studies. Give me one tomorrow.
X: How to recover all lost data?
Y: From the backup, the data is important and apparently stored in many different places.
X: I don’t have a backup. Otherwise I would not have asked.
Y: I had no doubt about that. But I was unable to pass by and not swim.

and Denver:

Overall we have three seasons:
Fuck it, fuck it!
Fuck, it is cold!
Fucking hot and hot!

What to do if you are buried alive in a grave?"

Previous article"This can happen to anyone. andquot;

by ppt :D
Every day is like that :D

I was stuck in the monitor at work...I slept a little)))
The hand shrugged in a dream and as the mouse throws to the side... from this and awakened)))

A huge skateboard?

Every time in the trolleybus, under its electric motor sounds, I imagine that I’m on a board.
It was like Marty McFly :)

From the life of Rostelecom:

xxx (12:07:06 23/03/2012)
Cable installers woke up.

xxx (12:07:52 23/03/2012)
There it turns out that from the shell you get into the house, and there immediately the closet stands. Cable through the closet.

xxx (12:08:05 23/03/2012)
In the closet was a circle.

xxx (12:08:25 23/03/2012)
and mounted, thrown the cable through the pen of the circle

xxx (12:08:33 23/03/2012)
Call me, I need a bowl.

xxx (12:08:35 23/03/2012)
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In the spring, the trees were filled with cats.

It is bad to live in a small city - until it comes to fashion, it has already been scammed on the Internet.

Jobs would have been alive if he had turned in the grave.
YYY: Tell me, why would a living Jobs lie in the grave if he was alive? For such a phrase, you should rub all the runes no less.

Young people have a road everywhere, but often it is a road to nowhere.

Up to 120!
I will continue medical drawings from my wife’s life, with her permission.

Up to 120 is a traditional Jewish wish for longevity in Israel.

From the first person...

I am a doctor, I work on challenges. of Jerusalem. A challenge for a 46 year old woman. A small mistake, the controller got off. The woman is not 46, but 106 years old!
A brave old lady, with a healthy mind and a solid memory, that you will not often meet at this age.She slipped, fell, severely broke her leg. I look, there is no fracture, I suggest going to the hospital, there X-rays will be done.
Son is 87 years old.
The grandmother refuses: "Nothing terrible, and so it will survive!"
The son insists. And here my grandmother publishes... in Hebrew and Russian mixed (Russian-only mates). Which...h...I’m going to go there! I am healthy!
I smile and say to her, “Up to 120!”
She smiled, “Look, the doctor understands me! I understand, my son!”
Goodbye, I am going out.
At the door is another comrade, 80 years old too: "How is Mirjam?"
In the eye of alarm.
“You know, I’m her friend,” she says.
I say it’s okay, nothing bad.
And then he asks me a question, from which I fall into precipitation: "Say, doctor, does this not prevent her from having an intimate life?"

I wish you all 120! To have a healthy mind and a strong memory.

A woman in the pharmacy can’t choose a condom. She asks the seller:
Can you tell me which one is better to buy?
A man’s voice in the back:
Winter in the garden! Take the spikes!

Conversations in Chat
XXX: Who are you?
Yyy: Your God
Thanks, I already have a wife.

XXX I will sing!
XXX: The Natural Resistance
One for the whole country.
Not stupid and with a beard.
He carries a whistle with him...
YYY:...xD

We live in a society where the pizza comes faster than the ambulance.
Zews.Aga to eat before dying.