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Just a fairy girl. To regret that you were not called, and then remember what they called, but refused categorically))

No fear, no fear, no fear... Mom just brought from work))))
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Explanatory
I went to work on the day I broke through a neighbor's dog,and hit a wooden cane or the border I don't remember.And because of this stroke I got a cranial injury.Because of a strong shock I confused the weight in the boxes and squeezed hren knows that just mixed all the numbers.Behind the neighbor's dog you can not worry with her everything is okay except that she has a broken tail in two places,and a bitten ear when I fell my teeth clicked and all.

"Everything that we have now, in general,
The children will be called the age."

Faith is

I write before requesting just because I want to share. I have now discovered a wonderful property while walking for tea, swinging on the carpet I charge with static electricity and generously share the charge with my colleagues! The know-how has been shared with those who understand and here we are already like a sect of charcoons, climbing around a circle and then running for the victims.)

A guy writes to his girlfriend, going to his birthday with a girlfriend, without him:
The Order...
Do not drink excessive amounts of water from the fire, so that you will not fall into a state like a whirling.
Eat what you prefer from the name table.
But if you fall into a wonderful condition, do not dare to put your eyes on your neighbor in the absence of the one who loves you.
Otherwise this eye will be struck by those who love you without any regret.
And the neighbor will be swallowed by them with the help of a magic rod. in the common people by a beat called!
P.S.After this party, do not forget to send a message to the person who loves you with the help of a signature device about the fact that you were stumbled by a road car to the choir of your relatives.

There are only a few months left until the Diploma defense!!! At least get a task :)

And I liked the picture about Darkness: there are two main characters (a girl and a vampire guy) and the signature: "before the first critical days she will survive" :)

Every self-respecting hunter has a collection of photos of naked asses that tried to scare him.

Again about the breasts.
Someone wrote here that if a girl would jump with her hands raised, the breasts would spin on the clock. There is an assumption that in the southern hemisphere they will turn against the clock. And one person wrote that his penis was turning in a circle when he jumped on bended legs.

The own question:
If a naked transvestite will jump right on the equator with his arms raised and his legs bent, will the breasts turn in different directions? To which side will the member turn?

And I need to be treated urgently, because I sit and think at work about naked, jumping over the equator transvestites.

All of you, Jay. I will save. I kiss, I love, I embrace, I mock and I comfy you in the ear :)
Why do I put it in my ear?

did not try. But 30 years ago there was one shaman in the guest. He showed me his skills. I sat with my eyes closed and listened to his beats on the drum and re-readers. For a while I began to have hallucinations, I flew away... Later, at any sessions with hypothesizers, there was nothing like it. As it turns out, I am absolutely not inclined to suggestions and hypnosis. P.S The shaman did not drink or smell anything, he did not burn any pleasures, he closed his eyes so that I would not be distracted by any external stimuli.

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Who is "Bubben" the Shaman?

After three hours of communication with her, I first wanted to give the girl in the mouth not to get pleasure.

He has a huge life experience behind his shoulders.
Once there were wings.

There is an epidemic of fraud in Russia.
“High technology.” So SMS come "from a friend" with a request to fill up the account, then "admin asky" threatens to block the number, if you do not send a message. In general, the people have already learned these tricks and do not give in to provocations. Individuals meet...
My friend works in a call center of a cellular operator. He told such a story recently. From the first person.

The call. A young woman, judging by her voice. She says, so and so, there was a message – allegedly she won the plasma panel in the “number draw”.
To get the prize, you just have to send a SMS with a specific code to the short number XXXX, and in response, supposedly, will tell you where to go for the prize.
Aunt doubted and called the operator.
I politely and extremely detailedly explained to her that they were fraudsters, that we had no joke, rejoicing in the soul that not all of us are still losing their heads when we see the hole. He warned that for such a SMS a considerable amount of money would disappear from her account. Tom said goodbye.
After a couple of hours, a woman aged forty-five or fifty goes into the office, all in angry emotions, and suddenly begins to scream that she just had money on her account, a whole of four hundred rubles, and now she owes a hundred, that it is fraud on our part, that she will not leave it, well, and so on. Have you done a detail and what would you think? The same person who called and to whom I explained everything to the Russians in white, took and sent an angry message with threats to the “dirty fraudsters.” The shortest number. To be loyal and to duplicate. No, if a man is bad in his soul, it is useless to teach him.
P.S Free advice from my friend – if your wife is blonde, don’t put a lot of money on her phone, better more often, but little by little replenish the balance.

Previously, in order not to end longer, I remembered the multiplication table during sex.
Now I get up on her.

If Captain Evidence made comics about superheroes, the main character would be Man-Man.

xxx: I talked to my mom about “there is no God” and changed clothes in parallel. I finished my thought with the phrase "And in general, if it existed, it would have struck me with lightning for a long time!", and I immediately struck my skin with lightning on the coat, and it was time to rethink my views on religion.

The roses of the servette
hhh - It's better out of the foil!More powerful argument for dating!Feel more expensive truth.
There are not everywhere foliage towels. It hurts to wipe them.

My phone ringed. A girl with a pleasant voice.
She: Hello, Oleska, am I not distracting you?
I: Yes, no, I’m not an Oleska, okay, what do you want?
She: Yes, I forgot the name of the site that everyone is looking for.
I am Google?
She is: exactly! Thank you very much. to Goodbye.
They say I am not selfish.

It is difficult to say goodbye to a friend without the words "no", "all", "go"?