News on site: "In Germany are developing a curling laptop"

Comment: the flies will be comfortable to knock them, rolling into a pipe...

I downloaded the ready-made sim Justin Bieber for the Sims 3, for three hours, I try to either drown it in the pool, or starve it, everything will not die, sick. I wonder, is that shit in life too?

A friend's husband's birthday

Tagged: gifts
WOW: Hello to you!
HGH: Congratulations to you! Your husband is born!
I am a boy ?
WOW: thank you) Imagine what shit - gave him a certificate for a parachute jump, and he wants to change it - sickness to him, see :(
I think it’s good ?))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Congratulations, your husband is born! The girl!
Oh yeah shit. and greater)))

My mom and dad called me two decibels. was surprised. I questioned. I mean the imbeciles.

The torpedo should be stored so that its upper part is located below. In order not to confuse where the top, where the bottom, on the bottom of the torpedo is written the top.

I smoke with my mother in the kitchen. The television shows archaeologists. I hear the phrase:
More than a third of a million shells of nuts were found. This means that mesolith hunters collected them, cleaned them here from the shell, roasted and rubbed. It was easy, calorie food.
Mother thoughtfully says:
The important thing is what kind of tone, right? Maybe they are proteins.

In the interview:
Are you interested in sports?
I love boxing very much!! to
Prizes and competitions won?
And for swimming.

Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. Fucking is all. Chuck Norris is a failure.

Neromii: In our sweetly beloved Skyrim, a potato was stuck in the inventory, not to throw out, not to eat, not to sell...
You created the Belarusian

Only yesterday was twenty with a tail.
XXX and Punch! The fourth quarter :(

In the morning I realized that winter had begun.
The cat ran home screaming FUCK!!! to

Many people do not deserve the life they dream of.

My son came from the street.
Where is Sandy?
- Let the girl ride, she and grandfather, will bring...
Of course, I was glad that the boy was nice, but sad that he was easy-to-believe.
Two hours later, they brought sandwiches, and his grandfather bought him chocolate.
The son takes a cell phone out of his pocket and says to his grandfather:
Here is your phone.

Don’t lie to me that you stayed with your friends. I stayed at yours.
Friends, you were not there.

I watched the movie Paranormal phenomenon 3. The family is stunned by a ghost, and she goes to her grandmother.
The first night. Husband and wife wake up from the noise of the car outside the window. Voice from the room:
The ghost has arrived.

I saw a guy like this today, mm... long hair, tall, thin faces... real elves...^^
Why didn’t you meet this elephant?and ;)
And then there was a bit of talk with him...

We answered:

Girls, and you prada too at work and in the guests sit on the very edges of the toilet and turn so that the quiet spell?

Who told you that? It’s easier: we’re putting the palm!

Talk to a girl about why girls are afraid of spiders

XHH: To explain to you from the point of view of female logic?
WOW: Let it go
Have you seen how many legs they have?

Call to Home:
Good day
- good
Are you making trays?
– No
... and why?

I thought...

In the families of Russian officials children are allowed to walk for bribery.