by Yume Nikki

Great ending of the game. But something I swallowed the airplane, but I never understood what it was.
What’s the point, Anja? This is a depressing game about the dreams of girls-hickikomori for perverse. Your innocence will not give you pleasure.
How is it, and the world should not be saved?! to
You help the character die, Anja...what world?

I read about the cooking panel: " Disadvantages: The cat will soon be fried, fit sits on it and the foot turns on."

I do not believe in Santa. I believed and even wrote letters. When I was studying, on December 4, we wrote letters to the whole group, and then a KGB employee came to answer... Someone from the group bowed over with desire.

My father recently arrived from Amsterdam. I asked him to bring me something from there, well, I thought, the prostitute he’t bring me anyway) this cunning face comes to me in the room with my mother, their cheeks are now tearing out of laughter and echoing this way:" we brought you a rabbit". Well, I didn't distract from the comp kicked, said put and roll. I turn to my parents, and there... a cute pink rabbit with a huge HAIRY HUE!!!I have decided to reserve it for important negotiations.)

The Chevrolet Spark:
Disadvantages: Frog does not enter, although it is a plus, rather

I look at Facebook, writes one Russian boy, living in Boston:
“Yesterday in a restaurant, a guy at the next table called the waitress Justin Bieber. The waitress got angry, complained to the manager, and the guy was thrown out.
It seems possible to announce the official birth of a new insult in English: Bieber.
The fucking. The case is real, on December 2.

I will no longer work in the pharmacy for 4 consecutive shifts.
NN : Why?
Yesterday at 7 a.m. I think "Oh, how well, I will sleep for 2 nights! I need to make girls enjoyable, spray dust"
NN: Is it?
I wiped everything with a wet sponge, even the table, I look wet thinking what to wipe, wrapped toilet paper and dried trout. Suddenly the door knocks. I run to the toilet, throw a sponge, on all the pairs I rush to the door, there is a guy standing. "Good morning, girl, and you have anti-influenza, sorry for distracting me..." and look like this on my left hand O_o, I look, and I have a piece of toilet paper so tight.
Tagged with: rofl

Dennis: I don’t even know what to say...
Tell me how it is.
Eating is like drinking, only solid food.

The customer lists the web designer the chips he would like to have on the site.
The web designer, when the customer finishes, deliberately pronounces -"And on the main page you need to hang a banner "Add a fuck to the screen, and if it does not reach the label, you as a customer do not approach us".

Orthodox priest flooded his neighbors from the bottom, top, right and left

C 4PDA discussion of new Android phones:

temper89
It is very strange for me that in the line of devices at the end of 2012 there is no smarta with 2GB oz! This is not suitable for IMHO.

by Google,
Clash, do you have a crash in the open photoshop? Soon...

<xxx> he is very hard!
<yyy> is hardened!
<zzz> you are all stubborn!
<zzz> The Rule of Law!
<yyy> no, you
<zzz> no, you
ZZZ in the House
<xxx> in the house for the stubborn!

From the reviews on the APC Symmetra PX 128kW Scalable for 3.5 million rubles:

He earned 5 extra million at concerts, decided to take this uninterrupted machine to the country instead of an apartment, put it in the basement. I did not regret.
of the plus:
Perfectly holds the whole house for 45 minutes-hour with working heaters, TVs, and washing machines. In case of power failure at the substation, you can quickly turn off the computer, pour water from the washing machine, and look at the TV.
It warms up and dries the basement. No more rot and moisture, with this device you can forget about mold.
Low-frequency noise perfectly expels rats, mice, and other impurities.
On the ventilation holes, you can successfully dry a variety of things, starting from the wardrobe, ending with phones of 1 million. The ruble. It dries quickly.
If you throw out all the electronic filling, you can use the device as a temporary dwelling, and if you bury it in the ground - then as a bomb shelter, the thickness of the walls and their reliability allow it.
Can be used to use the machine in the garage when the power is turned off. Until I tried, because I am lazy to pull a three-phase cable.
of deficiencies-
In the basement it became impossible to store vegetables from beds, as they just dry out. I plan to solve the problem by buying a separate refrigerator. and heavy. It was brought in the already assembled form, in order to get it stuck in the basement, it was necessary to dismantle part of the wall, and drag it with a tractor.

I was in the bus, and since a long drive from the suburbs decided to listen to the audio book and here a friend writes:
XHH: How is it? What do you do?
I listen to Harry Potter.
Q: The book?
WOW: Don’t fool, he sits next to me and tells me in the first person how it was.

by V = D

He worked as a sys.admin at Sberbank. Just the accountant girl brought us a pelmeni while we were setting up the server. and said.
I was taught two truths. 1) The man must be filled. We need to be friends with the admin:)))

and KSI:
Fuck, I can’t stand up and share.

In obesity of U.S. citizens, researchers blame stores that place sweets at the box office
and the fast food they eat in tons does not affect, it is dietary.

by Alexander:
And suddenly they are considered obese everything that is more than 150 kg?

Here up to 150 helps to get fast food, and all that is above is the twisting effect of sweets on the box.

What are you willing to give for me?

In the human body, weighing 70 kg, - 45.5 kg of oxygen, 12.6 kg of carbon, 7 kg of hydrogen, 2.1 kg of nitrogen, 1.4 kg of calcium, 700 g of phosphorus. All the other elements, together (mainly potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, magnesium, iron and zinc), - about 700 g.

He: But I’m not going to buy and I’m willing to give you two dollars!

One only time I was cut in the hairdresser as I asked - a peel.

In Odessa all night and all day strong wind. Passengers and cars are crushed by dry branches flying above and dangerously crumbling trunks. At the end of the day, the news was delighted: "In a day, only two citizens entered the city's hospitals: an elderly woman with a broken leg and a man with a stroke of the brain and a broken face on the wall, which he received, unsuccessfully escaping from a tree that fell on him too quickly."

Sunday evening... we agree with the crowd to go to the list... a lot of people... there is a bustling discussion, what to take and how much.when the liters begin to flow across all the boundaries of the reasonable from somewhere from the center of the crowd, a very young, almost childish, girl voice is heard: "You fuck me to school tomorrow!"