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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №61733
 23.03.2012
A.s Pushkin was the first Russian programmer.
But there is no friendship between us.
Eliminate all prejudices.
We honour all the zeros.
And the units are themselves!":))

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61732
 23.03.2012
XXX: How did you get there?
yyy: yes, like norms)))trembled capec.we were flying in the thunder (I already thought I would die"
xxx: )what"
yyy: :'( I catch up like a catchup(((the man is still a bitch around roaring that we fuck a bitchup"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №61731
 23.03.2012
Jessy(13:00) :
I'll go to you - or we'll have rats and cockroaches in the dining room (

mk110 (13:00) :
Why do you talk about the boss?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61730
 22.03.2012
Good news (although it’s late)
All the boys who as a child dreamed of seeing the breasts "Zenas: Queen of Warriors", can now download the series Spartacus and watch :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №61729
 22.03.2012
How! How, fucking, you can work when the subordinate, who sits opposite a semi-transparent cushion, the 4th size boobs are not placed in the cushion, the nipples look at you, and sometimes there is no one at all, and she is not embarrassed by the fact that somebody is vigilant. But what’s inside doesn’t allow it to happen.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61728
 22.03.2012
I listened to the radio, there was something about an expedition in Antarctica. And among other things: Ukrainian system administrator Alexei will go with the scientists. It will winter for the sixth time."Sysadmin wintering in Antarctica for the sixth time! The main thing is not to imagine. He is harsher than Chuck Norris.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61727
 22.03.2012
I read new news on the news tape. I see the title : Elena Berkova played Pugachev in a German porn film!!! and. I see. It is written that Berkova played in a German porn scandal that it will not come to us in Russia.
Now Pugacheva is simply obliged to play in the German film Berkov, will give the same
You are fantasy!
The woman got out of the table crying.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №61726
 22.03.2012
Job vacancy on one of the work sites:
...
You will have the opportunity:
Trolling the developers!
...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №61725
 22.03.2012
What kind of coffee I made.
xxx: water + milk + sugar... I drink and think... what’s wrong))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61724
 22.03.2012
xxx: Did you know that Tesla has a high-voltage high-frequency transformator? He still has the "hot end" violet energy flowing.
Is it Tesla? O_O
No, it’s on the transformator.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61723
 22.03.2012
I work as a city bus driver and I drive very slowly and carefully. Not because I’m good, but because I only have one wheel. According to the employer, to repair long and expensive, says, drive so far, slowly.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61722
 22.03.2012
Sister told: "We had a MISS contest at the institute
The winner and the winner gave
Planned =
And while she was there with all of them, he
They stole...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61721
 22.03.2012
xxx: And in my dream, the gaiters were knocked in on fines, and I think that if they are unpaid then I will take and wake up, because. I knew that everything happened in a dream)) So it happened - I woke up, lie down and think - they broke up there))))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61720
 22.03.2012
Now I finally realized why I have high skulls.
Because if you consume cabbage, cucumbers and other crisp garden plants in such quantities from childhood, the chewing muscles in any way should hypertrophize and float higher, in order to move the jaw with greater length of effort.
My breasts have never grown.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61719
 22.03.2012
Written by:
Cardinal Richelieu was 42 at the time of the siege of the La Rochelle fortress described in The Three Musketeers.
From the notes of the 16-year-old Pushkin: "A 30-year-old man entered the room" (it was Karamzin).
Tyanyanov: “Nikolai Mikhailovich Karamzin was the oldest of all who gathered. He was thirty-four years old, the age of extinction.”
I went crying.

In the end I was expecting to read something like: I was 12, I went fucking.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61718
 22.03.2012
xxx: I went to the automatic washing machine, forgot to close the lock.
XXX: Washing your head

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №61717
 22.03.2012
I will evolve, I will get better and I will beat you.
For the first time in my life, evolution threatens me.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61716
 22.03.2012
I know how to cook desserts!
The girl: wow! What is your favorite dessert?
The Peelmen...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №61715
 22.03.2012
to :
XHH: I once had a case... I was riding on VDNH with friends on the clips. Among them was one girl who drank a lot of beer, but was also on the rolls. Going away we meant the need to do a little bit of me, my companion and her. We are standing waiting for the girl, and here because of the bushes, this body comes out, sitting on the corks, and the movement has given her...

XXX: Strength Strength

This is what pressure there must be to make it on the grass! On the rolls! Went out :D

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61714
 22.03.2012
I went to the clinic for x-rays, did everything, went out, rushed on my business. I went 200 meters away, I see - on the sidewalk, single-use bats roll. The first thought:"Someone should have forgotten to take and went like an idiot".
Then I stopped, looked down... I thought, I took off my bowls...

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