I lie down in bed, I try to fall asleep, I can’t.
The thought revolves in the head: Well, there is a brain, the update establishes something, it will not turn off.

XXX: I came to him, began to solve the mess.
XX: Do you know what I found?
You will never guess.
Yyy: It’s scary to guess.
XXX: The Hats
xxx: from the foil
He said he would do the same to me.

Ayya: Sleep loss is harmful: I could not remember the word "sutener" today. She said "the lord of prostitutes".

Artem: Why is it strange that we cannot have elevated and innocent relationships?
Artem: Although
With a pop like you, no, can’t))

Who is Justin Bieber? – I’ve seen all the porn tracks. I didn’t find her :(

I have invented a gift for you for a new home!
2 and what?
1:100 frogs, 50 living and 50 dead!
2: Oh, and why exactly this one?? to
1: well you understand, if I come to you with tea and cake - it's banal, you'll quickly forget it, but these frogs you'll never forget)))

I know a case, by the way: one man digged a hole on the perimeter, poured the foundation, and the second put a garage on top of the day and crushed the castle.
As the first had no documents, the second simply sent it.

XXX: There is no God.
ADMIN: XXX, so far oral warning

From the unwittingly listened:
111: Yes, they were completely squeezed, the brigadier must chase them for this... Well, Skinova.
222: Guess which leather brigadier are you going to chase?

Discuss the Japanese box with the secret castle:

This is where to put the wedding ring. "Dear, come out for me... when you open"
- Oh, and after two seconds the box with the scream "I agree!" breaks around your forehead :)

Where is he now?
I went to make tea.
- 40 minutes is already doing.. you are here... I look and don't worry : )

I bought a tent in the summer so that there was a place to sleep in nature. And it was necessary to think about taking the model Vista, and it is beautiful, two-layer. Then he still crushed in the store, and when he began to put it, it turned out that in the inner layer (in the core, that's a bit) on the side of the deck, in which all kinds of insects constantly stumbled like at home. I thought, maybe in that anecdote about the car, the name is damned.

A colleague grumbled. It has recently arrived, no one knows it yet. I come out of the toilet and knock at the door. There hangs an awkward pause, like something to say... And then he gives out: "A, Lohah, hello! Are you going to be a man too?" It becomes red and passes by quickly. I stood a long time and thought.

In the morning, my wife said: I will not live with an alcoholic anymore!
My answer: – And right! – Destroy this idiot and come to me!
The reaction is unpredictable.
and untransmitted.

From the back a desperate woman’s voice:
Let’s sit down, you Russians!
But all got the German pilot by loud communication:
to sit! The Prayer!

It hurts like it is funny. Imagine you behave this way on almost every flight, regardless of the route. Continue to be proud of your stinking existence, which believes that the whole world owes it, and that the rules are for everyone except them.

I was told to come to the meeting in a mask.
At what level? White or Spiderman?
They meant a single-use mask, but I like your idea more.
Draw a biohazard on it. And write Ambrella corporation.

XXX: I know of course that REN-TV is a news duck channel, but still...
XXX: The Wife Sees "Great Secrets"
XXX: Some crazy, another clairvoyant, in a MAN’s old-Slav shirt, calling herself the Firewalker, runs over the bridge that is built for the APEC Summit in Vladivostok, and claims that around a thousand dead souls, that this is the road of death. On the island (Russian Island) - death, on that shore - death!! This road connects the two shores of death!!!and "
XXX: And the dictator after the frame: "And the truth. When the bridge was put into operation in 2010, the road was immediately named DROUGH DEATH, because terrible accidents immediately began to occur here.
XXX: Then some chronicles, obviously not from our area, with the alleged excavation of the NKVD victims that the road builders in this area encountered.
XXX: I understand that Moscow is not Russia, but you look at the internet. The NKVD victims were buried next to the step-by-step removal, at the other end of the city. The bridge was inaugurated on August 1, 2012. These people work on television.

xxx: on the dating site a guy suggested to fuck
xxxh: I naturally refused, but decided to teach him how to drive to the defks to agree)
As an example of a beautiful pickup, she told me about the men who ran to me when I was 16.
He called me a prostitute.
and ignore T_T

From the VK records...

What to do if the tooth hurts?
AAA: Apply the salad
BBB: Go to the dentist
ccc to break. The Platoons.
DDD: to be patient
Execution: perform from below to above.

The name of the group itself seems to tell the listeners that the alcoholboys will be very heavy and the losses colossal. Specifically for the recording of the debut album, the label Cobra Records (he will issue the disc) gave the musicians an advance in the form of 75 liters of selective vodka "Finlandia". Thus, the company plans to accelerate the arrival of inspiration to musicians and get the masterpiece of Finnish heavy rock out.

I immediately went to torrents.

My name, my sister, my name