From the discussion of the probability of an earthquake and ways of rescue:
It is better to go to the bathroom...
222...and another bathroom to cover up...
And in a couple of thousands of years, happy archaeologists will uncover the tomb of a new pharaoh.
111: Morinated in his own excrement.
333: And experts will hotly argue about the secret of this balsam

xxx: Imho will end up in the fact that all 6 reactors will flood, then all of this will be poured out of the top with concrete for 10 meters and killed.

They promised to build a monument, so they ordered him a 50-meter-high fox, hit from the top, and write: we hit the fox on nuclear power.

The celebration of March 8th is considered to be finally successful only now!
I am :?? to
Light: The pregnancy test was not confirmed. The Month! →! to

AKG K 518 DJ by Jonny
I have been using these headphones for 2 years! After a year, one ear stopped working and then the other.

Yeltsin – 189 cm, Putin – 176 cm, Medvedev – 162 cm
Soon we'll have a new president =D

We are looking for an employee for the job of supplier. Yesterday bring a resume: study in a decent university, a red diploma, worked in this specialty, etc. Contacts - home phone, cell phone, e-mail - MEGATRACHER88.
Epic Fail is.

Ulyan 3 years. He sits with a toy phonendoscope in his hands:
I will catch fish!
This is for the doctor!
Okay, I am a doctor. What disturbs you?
Yes, my throat is hurt. Can you help?
I can not.
Why is!? to
I will fish...

I bought a soccer friend. The red. He is a fan of the team "Rubin". Speak at home loudly:
What color is the shape of the "Rubin"?
My husband is a young genius. He was angry:
How can the shape of a ruby be a color? In general, in the scientific language, it is not a ruby, but a corundum. Not a form, but a formula. The formula is aluminum two to three, density on the mineralogical scale - 9. You are stupid babies!

I sit over this botan and consider the shape of the "Rubin" in the Yandex. She is red. Goats will come :)

Washing machine repairers never buy socks.

The best state of Cat Schrödinger is described by Winnie Pooh’s words:

"This is such an interesting subject.
It seems to be there, and it is no longer"

I sit in the office with 7 beautiful young girls, comes Misha - my odmin:

“Nashchutnham, you have a beautiful haremana, and we have a secas with Semenam, a very bad man.

I need to install Ubuntu on the iPhone.

xxx: my wife called, said that she found my page on facebook, looked at the photos and decided that she would not give me =(

by Katya Sambuka? It’s not like putting a pencil in a bowl, it’s like cucumbers in the corridor!

In the news, Medvedev advised to dismiss heads of municipalities after learning about the robberies of 25 billion rubles. Get rid of me, shit!And what, in this country to judge and plant is no longer accepted?

<NitrouZ> Under the windows is a car, painted "I love you"

<NitrouZ> Knowing that Anja is a minor, and it’s her father’s car, she obviously won’t get a blessing.)

xxx: by the way, recently understood the Chinese one - there "gyroscope" is simulated quite simply.
There is a button as on the end switch and the lever on the slider is fixed. When the man turns the phone, the lever falls and the picture on the screen turns. This is an analog sensor. It is strange that the battery is not powered by gas from the lights.

Don’t be angry with me or I’ll die in January!
Why in January?
- and that they, shit, had to pay the excavators, because the earth has frozen!! to
by Dina

On Monday, the spring came... playfully captivated her finger, put her knee between her legs and left with a radiant smile.

Amanda: I like him very much. I think I will kill any woman who will bite our relationship. This is not a joke ?
Jen: sweet, how you grew up)) praiseful, praiseful
You are my closest person. All the souls-friends I told about murder shouted in one voice "You are what, you are what, we are friends!")))) ahah da-da..))

Please use an MP3 player so you can carry it with you.