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[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №109070
 07.02.2015
More than money
One entrepreneur was in debt and saw no way out of the situation. The creditors stood on him. Suppliers demanded payment.
He sadly sat on a bench in the park, lowering his head on his arms, wondering what could save his company from bankruptcy.
Suddenly an old man appeared before him.
“I see that something worries you,” he said.
After he heard the entrepreneur, the old man said:
I think I can help you.
He asked the entrepreneur his name, wrote out a check and pulled it in his hand, saying:
Take that money. We’ll meet here exactly in a year, and at this time you can give them to me.
Then he turned and disappeared as quickly as he appeared.
An entrepreneur saw in his hand a $500,000 check signed by John Rockefeller, at the time one of the richest people in the world!
“I can end all my problems in an instant!” He thought he.
But instead, the entrepreneur decided to put the received check in his safe. Only the thought of his existence gave him the strength to develop a way to preserve his business.
With newly increased optimism, he concluded profitable deals and expanded the terms of payment. He managed to make a few big sales. Within a few months he got out of debt and began to make decent money again.
Exactly a year later, he returned to the park with the same check. At the appointed time, an old man appeared.
And at the moment when the grateful entrepreneur wanted to return him the check and share the achievements, the nurse ran and grabbed the old man.
I am so glad I caught him! She cried out. I hope he didn’t bother you? He always runs away from home and tells everyone he’s John Rockefeller.
Surprised, the entrepreneur stood simply astonished. After all, for the whole year he was engaged in business, buying and selling, being fully confident that he had half a million dollars in the safe.
Suddenly he realized that it wasn’t money, real or imaginary, that changed his life. It was his new confidence that gave him the strength to everything he now has.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №109069
 07.02.2015
All marketers and merchandisers in the world are powerless against a man with a shopping list.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109068
 07.02.2015
and again
We help the poor and unhappy.

Personally, I think I’m allergic to something like that – my throat is a little swollen every time I eat imported apples, sometimes covered with some wax-like slippery and stinking snail.
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Strangely enough, one day seriously helped the advice of the zombie fighter. My husband is five years old, if not more, thought he was allergic to cherry. Cherry, I think, likes everything at all. And we included. But not to poison his soul - this product did not appear at home. But one day in some useful tips saw: you need to pour the fruits (there on the example of apple advice was) very hot water (not boiling - just hot from under the crane) with a little addition of vinegar. Leave for 10 minutes, then wash. The Profit! All "allergy" has passed. We eat chicken and not only. Happy end, as they say. The only thing: do not wash too much fruit - they start to rot like real) Wash off portionally. Good luck to you and your tastes!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109067
 07.02.2015
So it is not known who: the cat cat scare off, or vice versa) One thing is certain: they are damned enemies. I don’t understand just how people live with goats and cats)))

Cats scare away all kinds of cats.
On the penis in combination with the man the harmful influence of cats was noted.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109066
 07.02.2015
xxx: funny name, StraussTrupp )))
Is it new to you? What are you doing in Hebr? and :)
XXX: I realized that those who missed her laughed at her already.)
Zzzz: Yes, in the year of the 85th :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109065
 07.02.2015
I dream of riding on a shelby
Camaro and so far.
The M4 Don.
Eye

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №109064
 07.02.2015
Near the house shop of men's costumes "Realistic". In the showroom three mannequins in gray pants and jackets. Immediately I thought that somewhere there should be a store of "Pessimist" with black and "Optimist" with white.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №109063
 07.02.2015
to man:

And if I live in Russia, but I don’t need the Crimea, I don’t hate Ukraine and the Ukrainians, I doubt who is shelling Donetsk and I just want all this stuff to get tired and all live together, where am I?

You are here, friend... There are still few trolls here...)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №109062
 07.02.2015
I had fun in the store today. A man falls a pack of condoms from the shelf into a shopping cart. He buffers "no, that’s fate" and buys them.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109061
 07.02.2015
here here :

In connection with the cancellation of travel certificates discussed in the accounting office, how now honest employees to confirm a business trip. The offer won "And let’s all on the smartphones we put the foursquare and we will pay the daily check-in"

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One day, in the Moscow cadet corps (I don’t squeeze, what) with a sunny morning, another freezing order came down from the top – to photograph all the food produced by our kitchen for cadets: in pots and bushes, serving, weighing, etc. The standard wave rose: to allocate the camera, to train the employee, to allocate for this time, after all. It won the offer to register on the cadet body an Instagram account and photograph the food there.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №109060
 07.02.2015
This man :

And if I live in Russia, but I don’t need the Crimea, I don’t hate Ukraine and the Ukrainians, I doubt who is shelling Donetsk and I just want all this stuff to get tired and all live together, where am I?

Nothing anywhere. Sit straight up. Let’s make friends, though. Maybe more of us will gather.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109059
 06.02.2015
From the Airline Forum:

Think about flight safety! In Vladikavkaz airport, people with Ossetian cakes are allowed on the plane, which are not considered an additional place for hand luggage at registration! I wore these cakes!! Why are you putting cakes on the plane?

YYY: Because of your shirt, all the cakes in some hair! Why are they putting clothes in the salon?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №109058
 06.02.2015
In what instances do you use the word "mudak", and in what "pydoras"? Can they be interchangeable in any case when used in a bad sense? In multiple numbers, for example, the word "pedorasy" sounds much higher than "Mudaki". And when they say, “Mudaki,” a small group of people appears to be smaller and personally disgusting to the person who uses this word. For example, fools can cheat in a modem or ask you for a bunch of references, and pidos are destroying the environment, the economy and the internet. It still seems that the fool acts unconsciously, unlike the pyodorus, who acts intentionally.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №109057
 06.02.2015
Comment on the article that in Germany there are people who for money tell their spouses that their half wants a divorce:
They were caught on the street, stuck in the trunk, brought to a raw unheated building, glued their mouths with a glue tape, handcuffs attached to the rust tube.
I will tell you only one thing, only once. Listen to me very carefully. If you understand me, Kiev.
Your wife is divorcing you"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109056
 06.02.2015
Theme of hello! Where is your girlfriend nearby?
What are you going?
Ask her such a bitch. I decided to bake the blines, blur the paste, beat it, and the wisdom of what - the foam was done!
Did you smoke there?! to
and Harosh! I drank a little water and that’s all.
How did the Testo?
Yes as usual: flour milk two eggs salt sugar and mixer all...
Try adding pain!
It was a thick foam. (
Try the milk...
With milk liquid and the test is already a whole pot!!! to
Let stand for 30 minutes.
Oh! The liquid appeared below. Oh wow!! to
Try to cook like that. Just sign up! I am already interested!
Funny things in the hole 😉

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109055
 06.02.2015
It doesn’t matter how I came to this before, but, experimentally, it turned out that "OK GUGL" also reacted remarkably to "fast Google", "upon Google", "field Google" and etc....(C)

Sheriff

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №109054
 06.02.2015
See also: "Legends" It looks like socks. Why live this way?

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №109053
 06.02.2015
"Where does the world begin?
From the picture in your booklet..."

The Arbuz? Did not expect...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №109052
 06.02.2015
“Lord, I want to have a gay in slavery who will have everyone who doesn’t love me.”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №109051
 06.02.2015
And caterpillars are generally more selfish than frogs. Not noticed?
Sova at 12 at night just won't call anyone, because she understands: people are already asleep.
9 a.m. is the normal start of the day.

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It’s twice as obnoxious if a whistleblower is the boss and calls at nine in the morning from the workplace to find out "where this lazy ass is stuck"!!!! to

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