How do you paint these clouds? - Yes, the cat on the planets cries, I just turn around.
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Shhas promoted a video where the girl praises the method of training of a guy. In the end, he swallowed her. Volume of legs, buttocks, biceps, etc. I was killed when he measured her waist. "The cattle of the sea". Damn, did he see the waist in the swallow?
And I have something new: in the military command asked to call the next to the cabinet, and the next name is Rorr, and I am a cardigan.
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RT @nett00n Today’s youth doesn’t understand: “Mom, you will be calling now, don’t take the phone – we and Vala will play.”
@D0CT0EBCKNN: A real man sleeps in a bed full of bread crumbs not because he eats in it, but because Gretel has scattered them to get back there.
in a building forum.
user1: You can do it, of course, but not everyone can do it. For example, when I was a kid, I saw my uncle hanging our kitchen cabinets, making holes in the wall with the help of a hammer and a drill, then tapping into them wooden blocks and wrapping the screws with some ancient drill and hanging everything on the curved walls, "on the eye," visually straight. But I, just the next generation, can no longer even hang a soap machine without a perforator, a laser, a sorting machine, and only on a pre-wrapped wall... What requirements my son will have, I don’t even imagine.
user2: will tap on the keyboard - soap on the wall st=right of the washer, will press enter - the robot will come, will take the hammer, the drill.
Cat, will you be at work for a long time?
30 minutes and then I get off without strength.
Come with me a massage.
You made four mistakes in the word salad.
Ohhhhhhhh What is sad
Oh wow. I have a delay of 10 days, my mom learned, now glittering on the websites of baby clothes.
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Ohhhhhhhh How are you?
Oh wow. I did a pregnancy test, I'm going happy))) but my mom was so upset...
...and with the words "God bless me!"" my 82 year old grandmother includes her computer, on which she communicates on Skype with relatives every day...
Under the threat of starvation, the father of two children - a boy and a girl, submits to the exhortation of the second wife to get rid of the children and takes them to the forest (he manages this for the second time). Children, listening to the conversation of their parents, take the necessary measures to their salvation. For the first time, Genzel throws stones on the road, which he picked up full pockets. After this, the children return home. The second time to pick up the stones is not possible due to the deceitfulness of the mother-in-law, and Gretel throws the bread crumbs on the road, which clutches the forest birds. Lost more often, Genzel and Gretel follow a snow-white bird and fall into the trap (a bread house with a roof of spices and sugar windows) of a witch who eats children. Sister under the threat of the old lady for four weeks feeds her brother to eat, and Henzel deceives the blinded witch with the help of a bone, giving her for her catfinger. Not able to tolerate anymore, the villain wants to bake Gretel alive, but the girl, having shown ingenuity, kills the witch, locking her in the oven of the oven. After robbing the house of a dead, "burned to the ground" witch, the children try to get to the father's house. To swim across a wide river helps them a hike, and then they will know the road by forest marks. During their absence, the mother died for unknown reasons. And the stolen in the house of witches jewelry is enough for a further life in abundance.
These are children’s stories.
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In the darkness of the night, in the light of the day,
Burn the green hernia
I have a pot of uranium ;)
zzz: In the darkness of the night, in the light of the day,
I can’t rhythm.
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I have a different polarity...
When do you put her in and push you out?
He resembled a pupil who suddenly realized that on September 2nd he too should go to school.
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I wish my mother to be healed.
Downloaded girl Sims to play - the gold edition, which gathered all the best of the add-ons. As a result in the game, if you turn on the telecast, on all porn channels! Even on the children's channel - Hentai. Really gathered the best.
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xxx(10:53:42 21/03/2012)
Today the radio from the morning listened, while breakfast, killed the phrase of the news leader - "The exercises attended more than 100 units of household appliances" *JOKINGLY*.
yyy(10:55:17 21/03/2012)
Live imagined the attack of combat toaster on refrigerators
yyy(10:56:34 21/03/2012)
and gas plates throwing wings into the enemy's camp.
70 people evacuated from the burning “100 chefs” dining room
First comment: Sorry for the other 30 chefs... :(
The grammar:
xxx: I don’t use social media – it’s digradation
YYY : Degradation
YYY: if you
The degraded monkeys.
STEEP (23:19:53 20/03/2012)
hearing
Dimitri (23:20:01 20/03/2012)
? to
STEEP (23:20:14 20/03/2012)
Should the menstrual period be at the end or at the beginning of the month?
Dimitri (23:20:45 20/03/2012)
Fuck you at all :D
STEEP (23:21:12 20/03/2012)
I thought like salary and advance.
Hi, my name is Nadia!
Q: How much do you?
N is liter.