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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №61673
 21.03.2012
Adlerzz: Fuck, and why am I so lively and conflictless? Among my friends there are so many mutual enemies that I feel like a UN mission... :-)

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61672
 21.03.2012
My wife asked Norma. I hope you will like it.)

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61671
 21.03.2012
I’m sitting behind the compass, I’m not touching anyone, and here my wife says:
I wrote poems here.
I: well
And here she gives
My dear!What joke?Sex is not a second day!And my beloved from the chair: Weather my wife.You see the Goblins attacked, all the armor on me broke.I will kill them a couple or three and come back to you I am in bed.And I said in response:This is beautiful, not strong!Give the rubber friend, I’m his wife now!!!! to

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61670
 21.03.2012
He went to the movie on "Woman in Black" with Daniel Redcliffe (he is the one who played Harry Potter). and horror. Somewhere in the middle of the film a tense moment, the hero climbs the stairs to the kindergarten, where something very terrible is planned. And at this moment the voice from the hall "Well, where are you without a stick!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №61669
 21.03.2012
From Habr:

First, you need to disassemble this food block. To do this carefully, we will need a hammer and a knife.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61668
 21.03.2012
A conversation between two men:

Helden: Are you trembling?
Tagged with: AGA
Q: How did you guess?
Helden: I started to joke))
It is a bitch)))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №61667
 21.03.2012
They taught with the daughter a short story from the textbook for 4th grade: ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah, wicked wolves scattered all the needles... try to explain to the child why the dad rget)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №61666
 21.03.2012
While walking around the city, there was a severe dissonance in the brain. We suddenly knocked +16, people rushed out to the street, almost in shirts. The girls are sick, the youth is bustling, the moms with their wheelchairs are walking. And in the midst of this spring holiday, on the local river, harsh men in fuchsia catch fish in the pit. See also Atas. There is no photocopy.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61665
 21.03.2012
I will fish the fish. I bought almost everything, there was an aquarium, a compressor, lighting, a thermoregulator, a grotto, grass and fish.
I: What did I buy?
Jennie to feed.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №61664
 21.03.2012
Have you tried IRS-19?
YYY : No
YYY : Does it help? Or also shit?
XXX: We were given in the universe for free, from which he is the worst of the hz. You can hide wherever you go. Carry a bubble there like 5 of your stopangins, the pressure of the fluid - up from the ears. If you blow in the air, it hits 6 meters. It tastes like a streptocide has been pushed into the cat's urine. In short, acid-bitter-bitter-bitter-bitter, he himself does not physically help, except that all the sores from the pressure fly out of the ears. But in the moral plane - said, once again the sores will appear, they will have to pishkats again for now heal any rhinitis))
YYY : ahahaha
XXX: Essentially made in the Fatherland
XXX: and I think it is made of outdated fire extinguishers


[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61663
 21.03.2012
In the company of Oleg Kadashevsky, everyone was named by a surname, which once made a small five-year-old with a ringing voice to know:
“Kadaševsky, why is your name so strange: Oleg?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №61662
 21.03.2012
Warming wife: "monthly passed, and the mood remained..."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61661
 21.03.2012
XH: How is it right, a hoodie or a serpentary?
Yes, the Babi’s collective!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61660
 21.03.2012
Dirol2D: I was born and raised in an enclave.
SunnyDay is Navarro?
Dirol2D: Kaliningrad to fuck.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61659
 21.03.2012
Men, as a doctor I say, in the series a lot of labia, but the truth is enough. Therefore, the respectable 100king4u is partially right.

YYY: Something doesn’t seem like you’re a doctor. Why is your message read?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №61658
 21.03.2012
And yet life is unfair.
Vanish :?? to
Venom: Babies have breasts, but men need them!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №61657
 21.03.2012
How do you convince your girlfriend that you are not gay?
Yyy: Kiss a guy, and then bluff.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61656
 21.03.2012
How do penguins rise?
xxx: the other penguins approach and press on the legs and they as a grabble sharply rise up ))) this is how they rise up ))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61655
 21.03.2012
What you won’t see in advertising. But here "Philip Kirkorov found alive in his apartment" I was thoroughly loaded.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №61654
 21.03.2012
There is no internet in the office in the morning.
X - There is no Ineta, no one can work.
Y – I can, I have "Skyrim" installed, and it doesn’t require a connection.

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