A colleague tried to smash an employee, a fierce feminist:
Q1: Anna Georgievna, and when you use the toilet, do you lift the chair?
K2: No, Anton Vyacheslavovich, you are not leaving him behind.

Where is the name??? In the birthplace? I think the author and I are from another planet. My daughter was just a baby for two months while my husband and I argued, and when we chose the name we went to the ZAGS, where we registered our child) and the certificate was issued to us there. How will it be delivered to you at home? Registration in the register?

There was a message from Bilan "Balance less than 30 rubles. // All songs of Stas Mikhailov for free for 15 days!" I think it is a threat?

It is immediately visible that the author has never had children and, most likely, does not even know where they come from - the name of the child is recorded at birth, and when issued from the maternity house you get a birth certificate with already, naturally, a written name. Admina Pechenek, cat in the shredder. Your K.O.

The certificates are printed in each nursery (the standard printing is provided in the basement) and you receive the certificate already with the seal of citizenship from the UFMS, it is located in the neighbouring basement at the level below.

I will support:

"The Cinderella" is a fairy tale. In real life, Prince Cinderella would have fucked a couple of times. I would only marry a princess. Because the question of throne inheritance is a very serious matter.

By the way, formally Cinderella was a member of the family, belonging to the royal balls. And the prince met her at the royal ball. In other words, he saw her as a lady of one with him.

This is:

The seeds are marked F1. And these seeds are already fruitless in the next generation.

This is how the breeder would now give a spade on the sushi! Potatoes do not have fruitless seeds if they are collected and stored properly. Pollen for him is not a carrier of genetic material and "GMO’s will not work.
And, yes, the breeding line provides high yields and resistance to diseases in the following order:
Micro-club-miniclub-first soil generation-superelite-superelite-elite-carton in store
Minicluben, for example, gives up to 10 generations (years) protection of offspring from a number of diseases at the genetic level. But it will be sold to you (if only by acquaintance) for a price of 50 rubles. This is genetic material, it is unprofitable on the seedlings, so it is reproduced to "superelite" with a minimum of five years of yield guarantee and only then sold to farmers for 15 p / kg on the seedlings. With a yield of up to 50 potatoes from one bush, it quickly pays off. And for decades, a single variety grown by the landscape without changing the seeds will eventually yield a harvest in half a glass of peach from the bush (tested in childhood, very offensive for parents)
The world and the brain. Admin, cat, shredder (dinger)

Pharmacists are burning. When I hear the advertisement of the drug "Iberogast" I want to be offended and say: you are an Iberogast! Who invented these names? Is the normal combination of bucks over?

Well, let's also stir up the joke on the topic "They are sewn from the center and do not shake the canyon only the debil".

I add
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You have had little milk.
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Especially for the children of this century, I remind you that in the USSR sold a device called the milk guard. In real, it is a metal foam, which lay on the bottom of the pot and began to drizzle during the first stage of boiling, before this your "ah th $#@!" %)
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Not precisely the sound signal to alert, but also the vibrations to beat down your pen, so as not to escape. Yes, and so that milk does not spoil longer, a piece of sugar was thrown into it, so it will not slip in the refrigerator for 2 days longer.

If my grandmother had eggs, she would have been a grandfather ?
If it were not the case with the gasoline, my grandfather would have been my grandfather too.

YYY: Cognitive Technologies and KamAZ have announced the start of a project to create an unmanned truck. The total cost of the project is estimated at 390 million rubles.
XXX: I know how they want to do it.
XXX: They will launch him into the track in Archangelsk and 250 kilometers later they will catch him and let him go to the next.

Down the subject of GMO and independent! Tell the story of Warlock and his descendants.
If the shredders and odines are over here, leave the cats!! to

Listen, I can’t figure it out... I started looking for restaurants on the map – they have everything in Yaroslavl with a prefix "I": Yarpivo, Yarpizza, Yarburger... I can’t understand, "Japonsky", is it sushi or still Yaroslavl ponchiki?? to

I work in a team that causes cognitive dissonance: Kartavtsev's colleague normally pronounces the letter "r", Chernyayev's colleague is fire-red, Borodayev's colleague is smoothly shaved.

You can write your bitrix on Yii.
In PHP, you can write your Yii. In C++ you can write your php.

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You talk about the poor.
Themes are brothers. and po
The neighborhood war. there
people are killed. Just so.
You have bananas ears.
Close up and make nonsense.
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The companion! This is a humorous resource and there is a must-have here. You wrong the address.

X: When a rabbit was brought to Dr. Aybolit, whose legs were cut off by a trampoline, he stitched him new legs. Attention, the question is: where did he get them?
Maybe he was driving that tram.
X: Mmm, yes, Ahuen business in principle
Fuck you both.

In his student years, the fellow student loved to troll people who boasted about their intelligence and tried to make everyone around him smart. He seemed to turn into the conversation unwittingly: “It’s like in the ‘Master and Margaret’ in chapter 35, remember?” All the bookkeepers cheered joyfully and remembered something about the 35th chapter, which is not in this book at all.

The month on the fifth I read the calendar of pregnancy by weeks: "This week the baby is already hearing you, you can talk to him". I long persuade dad to talk to the child, he is anxious and runs away somewhere.
15 minutes pass, I no longer remember the conversation, as Daddy appears, stands up over me and commands: "Develop your legs!"
I: "Why and why?"
Daddy: "I will talk to him!"
I was convinced that the child could hear so well. No more stupid ideas at all.

In fact, feeding rats with GM soybeans has already revealed serious liver mutations and a sharp decrease in fertility, an increase in mortality, and the third generation is simply infertile. A pleasant appetite.
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I know this mule. We feed the rats with the same product, not bothering all the biologists' displays about the need for nutrients, vitamins and trace elements (you came up with what! Monodiets are stylish, fashionable and youthful!) And then we gladly report on its value. Similarly, sodium glutamate causes blindness - it is enough to bring its share of "only" to 50% in the diet - from ordinary salt at such a concentration, the rat will die on the third day in the crust.

And in general, try something similar with supposedly "healthy food", for example, eat exclusively ecologically clean and genetically complete carrots - you will tell us in six months about the consequences of protein and calcium deficiency, as well as the excess of vitamins of group A. Humanity will be grateful for unleashing the myth supported by corporations about the usefulness of vegetables. The medication is at your expense.