Hawkeye: The mood is not very good.
Hawkeye: Okay, let’s do the next thing.
Rin: the cure for all diseases, seven letters?
Hawkeye is a rope.
Rin is hm. In fact, it is a panacea.
Rin: But I like the course of your thoughts. OOO

If a person does not care about himself, the people around him will gladly support him in this.

Chess Figures
A touching story was told by a friend - the old KGB Bashnik Yuri Tarasovich.
Once his comrades - war veterans "settled" so that he "supported" his former connections and reduced them to the tir to shoot from a three-line - the last time in life to hold the real front weapons in his hands, to remember youth...
Tarasych seemed to promise, but somehow not specifically... all postponed and repelled.
A year passed.
The veterans buried another of their friends and said:
- You, Yuri, what are you waiting for, that we will die one by one, and you do not need it.
Will we be in the news...? You promised him too...
The cover was nothing, Yuri Tarasovich postponed all the affairs, called, the tension of the one-cash general, he gave "good", and the next day the "guard" brought the grandparents to some underground tir, where various special services are exercising in shooting.
Grochot stood incredible: who was on the move "smiling", who, lying with overlords, who in a second from "Stechkin" released the whole embrace, one of something whispering-silent firkal...
Finally, in the shootings made a break, brought a sniper rifle
Mosin without optics, called our grandparents, (only six people), gave them three bullets, pointed to the "submersible" target in fifty meters:
“Who is first?”
The men around smiled and cheered approvingly, when the grandfathers, wrapping up medals, skillfully, in business, loaded their weapons. It was immediately apparent that
Everyone’s hands remember.
Although almost none of the veterans got into the “fascist”, but still after the next shot, friendly applause of the fighters was spread around.
Grandparents were as happy as boys.
The last in line had to shoot the old front sniper grandfather
and maxime.
He approached the fire line, charged his three cannons, shot himself without hitting, and confusedly departed.
Instead of applause, the surprising voices of the fighters said: “It’s mine!!! This is a sniper!“Sniper and lived to our days, oh young people!”“!”
The boys knocked their comrades and a minute later near grandfather Maxim, already crowded with dozens of fighters and all grabbed his hand. Every young man gave an old sniper: who a badge, who a shell with a bullet, who takes, and in response began to ask, at least something for good luck. For them, the war has not yet ended, and luck they will need, and the best talisman is a thing from the sniper, who won the whole war and remained alive...
Grandfather Maxim was confused, scratched in his jacket and pulled out the small pocket chess. He gave everyone a figure, wished them good luck and said, "May each of your battles always end only with your shot."

Yuri Tarasych was somewhat discouraged by what was happening, he approached one sniper, who wrapped the chess figure in a paper so as not to lose, and asked him:
- And how do you all realize that grandfather Maxim was a former sniper, because he was not even a sniper?
Have you ever hit the target? And I didn’t tell anyone.
There are no former snipers. Reflections received nearby
With the enemy's barracks, you will not drink.
When he after the shot overthrew the fence, he did so sniperly, with his wrist, so that the gylza did not fly away, but jumped into his palm.
This is so that the flying gyllene does not shine in the sun or move the grass.

On the way back in the bus, Grandfather Maxim slowly asked Tarasych:
Did you tell them that I was a sniper on the front?
No, Maxim, they understood it from your eagle’s gaze.

Relations between Russia and the United States have improved since September 11.
Relations between Russia and Poland after the crash of the presidential plane.
Relations between Russia and Japan after the earthquake and tsunami.
I am afraid to think about what the FSB will do with Latvia so that relations with it will also improve.

Clean the screw. I broke porn. Exhaust: released 5 gigs and finished twice...

I am standing on the balcony, smoking. People are fighting down there. Hardly so. I watched the girl beating the boy. The boy resisted, but slowly.
The case is obvious - Perm women are generally harsh.
The boy runs out, runs to the passing part.
You do not love me! He is screaming.
He loves you, you fool.
and stop! The lover screams. Fuck, Pete, the car is going to hit you now!
At three jumps, he catches the victim and forcefully returns to the sidewalk.
They stand and kiss.
This is the Turgenev girl.

The explosive device in the Rostov supermarket turned out to be just a bag of grenade launches. I live in a fucking city.

Dreams are able to see and remember only people with a high level of intelligence, and the more intellectually developed a person, the more bright and colorful dreams he will dream. I’m so smart about that 😉 😉 😉

I am schizophrenic, I am okay.

1st These same japs have their floats for sale of suckles brought to Vladik.
Who is fucking?! What kind of papers? OOO
1st The cars blew. Have you seen? The car was swimming like the ass.
Here they will take them away and sell them to us.
car without a run through the Russian Federation but with a pass through Japan, blaat..

CHOCOLATE: One chocolate says "pause", and the other "do not brake"...which will you listen to?? to
I don’t talk to food.)

Somali pirates also offered some kind of help to Japan. The ransom for previously seized Japanese vessels will be reduced by 10%.

You came in your shoes today?
What kind of shoes. Summer on the street
Today is the Day of the Cat in the Boots.)
YYY: For this occasion, I will put my cat in my boots today and throw it out of the balcony.
My wife will be upset.)
I have a second shoe for her.

XX: Do you always have a bad rubbish in your ass?
I have an Opel car and a fool’s wife.

What is the pill?
Tagged: pentalgin
XXX was drunk.
YYYYY: Yes Half of
xxx: kissing
XXX: Go to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Chok
Take a whole pill!

The question from the Aikyu test: if you change the letters in the word SISARO, what will happen?

Google is
"Is it mandatory to shave your head and beard if you become a cowboy or can you not shave anything?"

Alexander898: What do you need to buy in order to enable wifi in the apartment???? to
Portland: Apartment

MeloMan: If you have one nostrils closed for 72 hours, you will slowly lose the ability to see colors.(Your eyesight will immediately return to normal when you release your nose.)
MeloMan: Let the game... begin (%

I look here on Discovery's "Destroyers of Legends" and ask: but really, how many hamsters are needed to check the washing machine's drum?

xxx: 7 years ago I was engaged in such gymnastics and lost weight in a month by 38 centimeters in total from all parts of the body, then dropped, and now decided to do it again.
YYY: How is it?
Are you a strip worm?