I heard from an employee who also came recently:
Your team is fun, your salary is good, but I still get fired)))

I watched a small Soviet anime about the unknown. The moment in the dialogue just killed: the pill - I am a doctor and I know how to treat me!
We will treat not as you need, but as we want!
This is where all modern medicine came from.

The everyday act of love, done not by mutual attraction, but by habit (this is most often the case with people), always reminded me of our choices. After a long lie to infuse the only real candidate into the indifferent to any throws of gaps, and then to assure yourself that this was the same thing, about which the whole free world goes mad...
Pelevin

I went last night, the girl in front of me added the pace, I also went faster, she started running, I also ran, she screamed, and I screamed as much as I could. I didn’t even see what we were running from.

From the news:
In Zaporozhye is burning the shop of ЗАО “Zaporozhye Automobile Manufacturing Plant” (ZAZ).

MTV: Did they want to drive their own cars too?

Like Obama, Hitler was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, but, unlike his American counterpart, did not have time to get it because of the fact that in 1939 he attacked Poland.

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My friend’s boss made a rush. ))
Prehistory: she asked the bosses for a board on which the markers can be drawn differently, well, and successfully used it for more than a year: she wrote lists of things, made monuments, designed all kinds of design works by the designers.
And when it was 8 March, she decided to congratulate her as a beautiful floor. Congratulations to the pet with a plus - attached to her in the office, wiped out all the contents from the board and wrote congratulations.

G&G and G&G
She was cool, I guess.

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I would have for such a "cool" mark in the eye of community. She is no more, restrained. He says he will no longer complain about personal greetings.

G&G and G&G
How are they different from the collectives?

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Last year, every man gave her what he bought. They brought 13 flashes and 8 chains. XD is

All the screams about gender equality somehow cease when the office cooler is running out of water.

Sarthius says: It reminded me of one story. I went to the kiosk and bought something. At the bottom of the window, cancer floats alive. The window opens. We are "And you have cancer!"

In the bookstore.
Do you have "Eugene Onegin"?
What exactly is Evgeny Onegin?

xxx: Yesterday finally came a tie with bubble polyethylene on the front side. Funny, but I barely hold on to work.Everyone smiles, pulls to him, but I don’t give it to anyone.)
WOW: Do you already feel so desirable?

Clan message from Ga4o:
Hop Hey, La La Lee!
He was a Catholic and became a Jew.
(Song of the Funny Surgeon)

Foreigner: Folovlu formspring group leaders "Valentin Strykalo". From there
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Question: If you replace 9 with 4 in your year of birth, you get 1488. Fuck it, right?
Answer: And if you replace all the letters in your name with dolboeb, you will get dolboeb. It is magic fucking.
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The girl asked me...when...when the next concert...Cobain
X: Should I beat her?

A: Ivory, where are you going?
Knyaz: Yes, I wanted to jump to the dragons. Well they are doing reconstruction, historical fence, I told you. There is one topic to discuss.
A: When will you come back?
Knyaz: I’m fast, don’t worry: one leg here, the other there!

News
In Ukraine on the roads you need to install photo and video cameras... we need to fool first on the roads to put

She: Do you still have any feelings?
In fact, it is everything: sight, hearing, smell, touch and taste.

He: You are so beautiful!
She: I know it.
He is: MM, also informed!

The girl called today and said:
My horoscope will disappoint you today.
Interesting... and how?
I have not invented it yet!

15 years ago, when buying, I don’t even remember what, we joked that we would soon buy drinking water in bottles. Today it popped up in my brain when I bought a bottle of "Bon Aqua".
Joking and fucking.