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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №108970
 05.02.2015
xxx> What is the name of the child, if not a secret?
zzz> by Luca So I now say with a clear conscience Luke, I'm your father.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №108969
 05.02.2015
Demolition of the residential module. It is urgent to find a escape. Life is in danger!
Then I find where the blanket has broken out and put it under me.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108968
 05.02.2015
Samets, with a well-organized Dahl cave within the Garden. Two females have already rushed out "for the desire to allow the maximum amount of foreign, insecure members.
Preparing for the third flight. Here are idiots!
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Third you say? It is good that you have the ceilings high, or with such horns could be difficult... It seems to me that you have personal grills for the offensive with a beautiful engraving on a hanging pen.
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I think that man is all right. What about loyalty? This is a great opportunity to drive out a bored female and get a new one. Let her horns reassure her. In public opinion he is right.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108967
 05.02.2015
Asked by:

Blah Blah
by Dixie.
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Isn't anyone embarrassed that the online store is periodically discharged?

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Why no one? You probably get embarrassed. In a few seconds there will be no one. "Dixy" is a Russian transcription of the Latin word "Dixi", meaning "I said". But not just the fact, but giving it some significance, at least for the user. This is about like the Indian "Haw".

Be educational

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №108966
 05.02.2015
This is:

"how virtuously can struggle swarms with swarms, is written in the diaries of Schwartz:"

That disappointment, of course, was ingenious, but why? I am a frog and I am not touched and not angry who gets up at what time, even at 6 in the morning, just don't wake me. So, suddenly, many whistleblowers think it is possible to wake me up with the words: “It’s too late!” Rise up, the left! Normal people should get up at 7 in the morning!" I also inculcated such goodwill: you write a phone with information about the sale of the car (especially profitable), scratch the number of the smart and tell you to call from 23 to 04 due to night duty. Cave is non-terrestrial. I am good for everyone. Live and let others live!

Odmin, cat, shredder

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108965
 05.02.2015
The Work:
- Here to buy for millions of equipment, which few people use, they have money, and to send me on an annual trip to the Maldives they have no money! ))))))))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108964
 05.02.2015
Contextual advertising from Google:
How to prepare for fishing?
Buy a self-propelled machine in Belarus. 100% of cleaning! 2 packages of honey!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108963
 05.02.2015
by Johnson Baby
Just a story
by Johnson Baby
Now with Tobago.
>_<

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108962
 04.02.2015
3P technology, the great secret of men
To eat, to drink, to cheat?
Who of us is dumb?
To praise, to feed, to encourage
by AAAA
Hah, but your option is not bad either.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №108961
 04.02.2015
I will support!

Dear copyright holders of racial series and other masterpieces of the art of cinema and music, block the distribution of your creativity on the network (internet), well please=(
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Turn off the TV from the radio too.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108960
 04.02.2015
and. I am Regina.
I am 18 years old. Color of voice
and Carrie. The Ross Meteor 56.
I work in a maggot.
I look at our generation.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108959
 04.02.2015
On February 16, Moscow will close Lenin's mausoleum for two months.

Stunned by the latest news, Lenin will try to recover.

[ + 19 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108958
 04.02.2015
Somehow it was so:

The U.S. economy consists of derivatives and bubbles with bubbles. There are no factories, only co-workers of social startups with geolocation.
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However, in the states now there is a rise in local production of various scales. Take the grassroots initiative. Personally, I’m here in California, eating organic local foods, drinking local wine, enjoying local cosmetics (excellent quality!) and I buy clothes made in the US (natural materials, good sewing and models in line with time). The technique does not always work, but it also happens. However, if you exclude any surpluses such as iPhones and Japanese / German cars, you will still be able to live comfortably. Ride a Ford, run to the beach on Merlin (a titan-framed off-the-coaster), and watch a telecast of the Olivia brand. Thus e. If you decide to discuss the United States, to feel better about the state of affairs in Russia - a good attempt, but not. Better to put in order at home, and ask your servants of the people." Ah, yes, when you see the Caterpillar bulldozers, guess where they came from? About medical equipment, state-of-the-art medicines and other biological honey, I am generally silent.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №108957
 04.02.2015
Are you accusing girls that they want wealth, want to date a nice guy? Or maybe...
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No one is arguing!You are right! Does the end justify the means? In order to success, they say, a variation of three qualities is important - 1. intelligence, 2. labor and 3. unprincipledness. Just in our dull time (and when was it not dull?) The overwhelming majority (NO ALL, I repeat - NO ALL) have climbed up into their elite cave, not even illegally (I am silent about the laws), but simply by immoral methods. And what will you say to your little son that he eats this black caviar with a golden spoon, because his father killed his friend's father Petty, stole his friend's father Stepa, and, if not to wipe out, threw out that firm where 40 different fathers worked? Let us then live by the rule of the Gypsies: "Don’t be a villain". I always wish everyone, both friends and enemies: "Let you be surrounded by as many people as you!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108956
 04.02.2015
The director of the company “Russian Space Systems” offered representatives of foreign countries photos of plantations with narcotic plants located on their territory.

Googl, where is the grass?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108955
 04.02.2015
Quote from a familiar guide: "They flew well, the Minister of Education was lucky. I have no more questions about why we have this education"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108954
 04.02.2015
>yyy: but it turns out that these turnarounds are something like monthly

You opened my eyes to PMS.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №108953
 04.02.2015
I work in WU. I asked the students to create a table of 40 lines with special content and send it to me. A student who couldn’t add rows to a table sent me 40 letters with 40 single-line tables.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №108952
 04.02.2015
by GMO:

Comrades struggling should remember how the society at one time met the vaccine against measles and what arguments to justify its harm. And how this whole matter eventually ended.

Very impressive, as I think.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108951
 04.02.2015
Here is here:

UUU: Hey, I’ve always been interested – do they write the sound immediately or do they sound afterwards?
XXX is immediately. with a microphone. It appears to be recorded on the stick.
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Here is FIG! More or less good porn is re-released. Because the actors can’t normally scream in the process. How do I know this? Well, so it went.

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