Letter to the Management Company:
I very much hope that your accounting has been hit by the bubble plague, because there is no other explanation for the fact that I can’t call her in 3 days. And the billing department of you, apparently, collectively smokes grass... because to count 3500 rubles (thank you, not the euro) for heating a single room of 29 square meters, in which 1 person is prescribed, and also to charge a penny for the fact that there are no debts, it is difficult for a person in common sense. Burn in hell together with your tariffs, hammered operators and rocks at the entrance! With love, a resident of 40 house on street. Leone

The cry of the soul, fucking))

And the clever U.S. spent years and billions of dollars creating a pen for space. And the stupid Ivan uses a pencil.
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Very educational.
This story is nothing more than a fiction or a joke.
Paul Fisher fought over a non-flowing handle (the ball handles of the 50s and 60s were not very reliable) and used thick inks, and to make them flow, he conceived a strap under pressure (well and in detail). Eventually, a pencil came out writing anywhere. And he worked in Nevada, where the pilot with the katzmanafts was a doping. Here NASA bought it and specifically did not develop such a uberhren. Nasa pen, Fisher’s advertising.
American astronauts first also wrote with pencil, and then switched to flomasters, our ones had pencil but not graphite, but oil / wax, because the tree on board and current-conducing graphite does not contribute to normal work in the weightlessness and oxygen-saturated atmosphere of the nifig.
Thanks for attention.

I explain:

The RIA News:
According to the survey, 38% of respondents say that they are dissatisfied with the condition of their home. Pretentions are most often made to the cleaning of entrances (38%), the condition of stairs (37%), walls and ceilings (36%), sewage and sanitation (33%).

Why elementary algebra never works with social media? The enquiries?! to

Because you think that one respondent is one claim. But in this survey, one person may be dissatisfied with several things.

The motogans:
I just came across:
In Moscow, a 17-year-old man was hospitalized with serious injuries received as a result of a failed radio-technical experience, Interfax in the Main Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs in Moscow. After charging it completely, he connected a digital aperometer, and at this moment the condenser exploded... When inspecting the scene of the incident, police discovered and seized fragments of the radio parts that had exploded, as well as a screwdriver with traces of current exposure and residues of the ampere.

The "known has received" a military ticket for health reasons. After the news he asks:
Who is the imbecile?

Timeline at the meeting today:
Have you read the book "Huyak-Pizdik: The Architecture of the Application"?
No is
I think this is your table book!

I love one theater and have been going to all of its premieres for ten years. The main irritant all this time were groups of schoolchildren in the hall - they were apparently dragged to the theater forcibly, so they always turned, joked, commented on what was happening in full voice, shurched with packs of chips and, in general, caused the desire to knock them on the head (I have no idea why acting students are taught to whisper so that the whole hall is heard, if the average six-grade student can do this without preparation!) is

Yesterday, my friend and I went to the next premiere of the same theater and around us, fortunately, there were no schoolchildren, but there was a crowd of youth of student age, who made selfies one by one and in groups and before the show loudly discussed what to make a status for Facebook, to show what they are "advanced and cultural" (citation). My girlfriend (thinking)

- But this is the first generation of schoolchildren, which we and you at the "Revizor" got, grew up!

K:By me, only stinking fish or turtles shine.)
N: There are no odorless fish? :D take a snake or an iguana
K: No, I also have a sad experience of communicating with snakes, the snake of one of the same groups was pumping on me when we were in the shelter.)
N: XD playa, round look, well how do you 😉
K: She’s all swallowed, blinked right in my eyes, I’m even scared, and she turns out to be just thirsty.
N: ishahaha, stop
K: Yes, it wasn’t funny, I thought she would stick me in the nose or in the eye.

I approach the crossroads with a circular, movement along the lane is slow. Looking closer I look at Lexus "Dognal" Toyota.
After 5 minutes, it is again necessary to drive through the same ring - next to the first pair of struggling, just on the side stands the same Lexus who hit Kyus.
- Apparently Lexus has weak brakes, - noticed my passenger )

Group "Secret"... Long heard:"My friend is careless exhalation".

About buffets where you can’t share the portion

Where? → Where do you live? What are these "buffets"? Even in our middle town there are no such establishments))) People, does this really exist? Why go there at all?
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Surprisingly, but such a institution we encountered in Strasbourg))))
Paphos pizzeria, where every customer had to order a pizza the size of a table.
It was not possible to take one for two.
It was also not possible for adults to order a mini-pizza.
We looked, spotted and found a normal coffee.

Although recently hit a book where the heroine after death got into the body of some alien, and he fucking her all the way into all the cracks, then she in a certain way becomes a full-fledged citizen and he marries her and fucking her in all the cracks as a spouse.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx It turns out muse from English translated as "muza"...
xxx: Not as "was"
YYY: Oh
YYY: Did you not know?
xxx: I guessed that "лось" is a strange name for the group)))

AreyN25: Blonde with a scarf, huge eyes, attracting a smile, a sweet face, in the shower as a deer. She checked the ticket and told me to get into the car.
A little later.
Give me a circle.
Buy her tea. Without tea the cup is not placed.
Just one question.
What do I need?! to
Why is the model-looking girl dressed as a guide and asks me to buy tea?
Hold your bowl, thief!

Not for PMS.
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You opened my eyes to PMS.
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The origins of the myth of turtles.
“Listen, my starry eye, every moon my skvo becomes evil like a dog, yesterday I bitten him.
And the broken phone.

Cox: What is the name of the thing that Muslim women wear?
Cox: The face is closed
Time2Wonder is a bomb.
time2wonder: aaaa
Time2Wonder: The Paramount

Talking to the child about school, she says that her classmate has a terrible phone, bound with a rubber to prevent it from breaking up. She says her parents promised to buy her a new phone if she normally ends the year. I ask sceptically: "well how does it help"? What I get a brilliant answer: "yes, she has become more active in my writing" :)

The book is like a quest, that is, you don't read it from the beginning to the end, but you read it, you have completed the task and you continue to read it.

WOW: Method of laboratory work.

I saw the advertisement here: From the creators... la la la and bla bla...

"The Battalion (just like that, with the Yatem) The first. The female. It is immortal."

I borrowed this stylization under the old - well, take another (I give an idea!) – is

The "Hong Kong The first. The male. It is indefinite".

This is:

They are far from stupid and boring fools who cannot communicate. They know exactly what they want on this site, and they are cynical mercantile fools. All of. every one.
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Are you accusing girls that they want wealth, want to date a nice guy? Have you dreamed of living in the community all your life? To have a thick and terrible wife/girlfriend in bigodes and a dirty coat, which is not that borst to blur - the egg can not burn? What do you wear with your love by type "Pearl, male option"? Both boys and girls want to live a normal life. It has always been. No one wanted to marry a homeless woman, no one wanted to marry a stupid, ugly and poor man.
I am the wife of a mountman, I live in a public office (in a rental room), I pasture like a horse, I come home late and evil like cattle, there are almost no weekends, not even time to cook. I recently realized that I want a child (my husband has wanted it for a long time), but we both don’t want him to grow up in this rental shelter. When it’s really bad, I’m sorry I didn’t do like those girls. But I was also raised on these foolish stories about love and here I fell in love. I can’t do without him now.
Don’t hate these girls. Little happiness from this love, when you realize that to give birth to a beloved son or daughter you can only in 10 years.