Flash: I have so many friends now.
Flash: Maybe you should fuck one of them...

From room conversations:
Tag: reminded case
When we were small, we had a kind of secret place, our pine trees, we called it so among ourselves. They frequently gathered and gathered. One day, a man ran and began to scream at us, like you broke my pipe on the barrel? What kind of tube are we? Man: now the type I will tell you what, and let's chase us, in general, I spent the whole day running away from this man, turned at least a couple of tens of kilometers. The next day we meet all together and a friend says: I asked Bathi about this man, he said that he knows him and about the trumpet the man most likely invented, and he was chasing us all day just so, bored he probably was!!! to
That’s what I understand, thin trolling.

10 year old girl:
About myself: I am studying while in school, I really like it. In the future, there is a desire to become a choreographer of dance dances.Because I like to draw, I would still like to be an artist, well or paint portraits.I am fun, smart, beautiful, built and don't laugh...I am not in 11th grade that would write a composition here for you...

It was at the factory. I went to the machine as a man. On the first day, he went to the warehouse for a slave. The treasurer gives him shoes and blankets. He is indignant:
And the rest? Shirt or shirt?! to
The warehouser gets a file and ticks him in the face:
Look at it! It is written here that the steamer should give up shoes and fronts. and ppc. I will give nothing more.
He silently turned and went into his machine.
And I had to come to the general’s office that day for a check. Here comes the general. At the end of the day, they are in shoes, shorts and clothes!!! General in Aachen. The show too. They ask him:
Fuck the look?? to
Whoever gave me, I go!
The warehouser naturally got the puzzles and ran on the flight with the slave :-)

Why do you take words out of context?
She: Because you have a perforation line there!
He is: O.O

Sergey: But the fucking. They would have another 5 episodes of warfare instead of the "Imperial Strikes Back" named "Darth Vader the Father of Luke and Leia."
botichelli: how the mega-mysterious detective "killed all the gardeners"
The Matrix 3: Neo and Trinity Die
botichelli: my cursor: "Alexandra Nietzsche did not do the whole year"

Sometimes the manifestation of speech excess bordered with absurdity: the body was dead and did not hide it. Such examples of multilingual stylists are called lapalisiades. The origin of this term is not uninteresting: it was formed on behalf of the French Marshal Marquis de La Palise, who died in 1525 Soldiers composed a song about him, in which were the words: Our commander was still alive 25 minutes before his death. The absurdity of lapalisiad is in affirming the self-evident truth.

And you say "CEP!"...

Young man, get up! Time to drive
The Innocence...
Those who live by the "need" principle govern those who live by the "I want" principle.
If you want, go and I need to sleep.

A 2-year-old boy says to his wife: “Tita! Tati!" (he wants to suck his chest and listen to a story).
I: Aha, bread and spectacles.

Why do you just download 100 megabytes and you say half an hour?? to
I am with the browser.
WOW: forgot about those light times when I put the song on the race and went for tea to drink?)))
I went to bed ><

My friend is studying in China. Her status :
Yesterday Laoshi taught me how to Chinese "burger,potato and ketchup". I only now realized that I can now order a macdaq 24 hours a day.
What did she create?!! to

xxx (22:34:56 18/03/2012)
I don't remember them.
xxx (22:35:01 18/03/2012)
I do not remember
xxx (22:35:06 18/03/2012)
Tell it all)
yyy (22:37:11 18/03/2012)
Harry Potter, Volan de Mort, 17 years ago, blood-meat-intestines, death to dirt, the power of maternal love, Lord's death, scar, 11 years later letters, train, Hermione and Ron, school, magic, metals, vu-hu, several years full of adventures, snakes, magicians, basilica, diaries, spiders, swindlers, criminals, Volan de Mort returned, god my, what to do, the Order of Phoenix, save the world of magicians, Dumbledore died, blood-some-some war, magical sides, big losses, happy end.

I had to go through one test here. as a result, I was advised to stop drinking... and what if I can’t live without water then...

More absurd than Russian "rap" can only be Uzbek black metal.
yyy: :))))
XXX: No, no and no. Push out: such guys come out in black hats, in black tubeteys with these heroins of the type "adyn-pink-two-string" and DYST-DYST-DYST!!! And so I say: YAHYUN-YAHYUN-YAHYUN-YAHYUN!!! The devil is the devil!! to

I picked up the garbage, the neighbors thought I was moving.

We have a cross-roulette with our neighbors and I hear everything. Once I sit, read, and I hear a loud voice like this: apchhi! The apache!
Reflectively inclined and polite, I say clearly: be healthy!
In the silence it was heard as a cold sweat struck the neighbor.

What Fish Should a Cat Eat?
Fish rarely eat cats.

I am worried about the end of the world. He will not be his friend!? to

She: I’m going on vacation in the summer, I’m roaming travel websites, where would I go?
Not in the Lake Loch Ness.
Something familiar, and why?
The Loch Ness monster has been searched for thousands of years.
She: And the sho?
They will find
She : When?
He: When you come...

- Lion, give me such a thing, well the letters to print with the mouse.
The keyboard on the screen? Why Why?
I find it uncomfortable to print when your cat lies on my knees.

Marrying anything