Refrigerator: What to eat for breakfast?
What God will send.
I: I wonder what the God of the refrigerator looks like? I think he is represented in the image of his parents.
Mother: Yes, it is possible. And then?
I: And then the children begin to live separately and become atheists.

How can you explain something to a man in a T-shirt painted by Che Guevara who thinks he’s a musician?

In a forum about aircraft:
X: In total, according to official data, Rudel performed 2,530 combat flights, destroyed 519 tanks, over 800 cars, 150 self-propelled artillery units, 4 armored trains. The Marat, Minsk leader, the Stargushy destroyer and about 70 other vessels were sunk. He shot down 9 Soviet aircraft - 7 fighters and 2 Il-2. He is the only knight in the full band of the Knight's Cross: with gold oak leaves, swords and diamonds.
Y: The photo is great, thank you. Is he also the star of death? It seems so...

I remembered my husband’s passport. The first child was born, he made a record in his passport. The second was also born. The girl spoke about something on the mobile phone, and by mistake, the second child stupidly rewritten from the first. T is. We had two nests. When her husband told her that in vain she thought, as if with the imagination of us tight, for a long time apologized... and sprinkled everything with a blade of white, and the third line entered the correct name. The husband began to be upset, mourning, mourning so in the paper! She said-normal, but then, I do not remember anyone, said to change. It was fun when everyone was asked: why did you mock the middle? My husband replied: He was not my father. He was usually given such a look.

Drow: The manager just asked: "St. Patrick’s Day... Is it gay day, right?"
Infernal Knight: Die Bitch! Die is!by 11111
How can I wash the blood from the tiles?

The xxx:
AAAA Autumn in Donetsk will be IMAX URA Fuck I've been waiting for this for 3 years!!! to

YYYY :
Have you seen them come...do you love them so much? OOO

Fekla Sigismundovna: Using the opportunity, I greet racists with a negative eye from the glorious city of St. Petersburg. You say, "There is no black in the flowers of Zenit" and you rejoice in your intelligence? Because in the colors of Zenit there is, BNo%, blue!!! to
Such a good city to shame.

Discussion of the photo session of the girl
XXX: Ordinary and also dwarf. 164 to increase. Not a model, only suitable for service. And even if from a sedentary job or after childbirth grows a huge plum on bank food, and goes out of the bank to go out of the cake on the street to sell - there will be sadness at all. Not in my taste.
YYY: You would, than to fantasize about a stranger's fur, think about your smurved moods, a sluggish whore hanging on a half-sixth, rare hairs on the baldness, falling out of the belt of the pulse...whether little trouble awaits a man after 30....
zzz: culturally put a guy on the spot!))

"Ethnography - an exoethnom with a negative connotation, refers to the peyorative vocabulary of speech."

Thanks Wikipedia for explaining everything.

The cat sat on the couch and slipped out. Somewhere there was my phone. The cat struck her leg and started cleaning her tail and tail and at this moment from under her tail there was a trembling and a sound of vibration - the SMS came. I should have seen the expression of the cat’s mouth.

Not much that the ass suddenly swirled, so also the tail rings.

The cat opened her eyes without changing the posture and hit her tail to understand that she was there.

The xxx:
If I choose between drinking and having sex with you, I choose sex.
YYYY :
You haven’t tried a drink yet.)
The xxx:
Yippidy yi yippity yay.

With Lepra:
I haven’t thrown the tree yet.
WOW: Maybe it doesn’t have to.
HH: It is a shame to wear it.
I’ll take a large black garbage bag, let them think it’s a corpse.

Yesterday my daughter came from the language and told me. Two students came to school today, a Chinese and an Irish. One of them a boy.

Reviews of the film:
Persons up to 17 years of age must have an adult
At 25 years old, a psychiatrist will not bother me.

".... - it is very far behind the MKAD, somewhere in Ryazan."

Very far beyond MKAD is some Mogocha of the Irkutsk region.
And so is it, behind the gardens.

5 Common Mistakes in Learning English:
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Never use if (if) with the verb of future time.
Starting the phrase with “If you will...” is wrong. “If you keep fucking our neighbor Trofim, I’ll start sleeping with his wife Olga.”“If you don’t stop fucking with our neighbor Trophim, I’ll start sleeping with his wife Olga.”

O_O

[16:34:05] Oksana: I am standing at the plate all in pain. The kids are running in the corridor. A bell at the door. I stumbled and rattled, running to the door. At this point, the children share a taburet under the entrance door. I am sorry: go away! Get out of the door!! to
[16:34:29] Oksana: I can see in the eye a merchant with a bag of potatoes knocking at our door.

8:30 am: I am a blonde.
20:31 yyy: o_o!?! I do not believe! Show me!
20:32 fuck, I’m a blonde now!
20:32 yyy: You can’t show everything, I believe.

Old age is when all new friends are in line to the doctor.

The story of the cat-seeker.

I’m not going to lie, I don’t remember the pilot’s name. We call it N.

He flew during the war on the Il-2. One-seat, without a rear gun. And they were destroyed at first. Ilyushin-to designed his attack aircraft with two seats. But Comrade Stalin considered that it was better to take an extra bomb, and crushed with his red pencil and the place of the rear-shooter, and hundreds of pilots' lives. Then the planes began to make two-seaters, but... it was later.

This pilot had a dog he picked up, fed, and she waited for him at the airplane’s parking lot until he returned from the flight. Once, when it was necessary to fly the plane around the circle in the area of the airfield (after repairs), N. decided to ride a dog. Fortunately, the strike jet is not a fighter: more space in the cabin. And the "dead loop" on the strike jet is not used to spin.

He placed the dog with his mouth back, his legs behind the armor and flew. I was about to enter the landing, when the dog was worried, the wool with the oak, the eyes out of the orbits, laughing, until the saliva is swallowed. N. looked around, but did not notice anything.

I have to say that Il's review back - no one. Down there is nothing to actually see.
But some whale suggested N., that the dog is not angry.

The pedal of the steering wheel turns down to the focus and into the left slide. And on the right passed the "sweet" gun and machine gun line, and a couple of messers hunters jumped through.

After that, N. only flew with his dog.
She looked back and laughed only at “the messers and foxers.” Ignored his own. At the same time, the dog reacted even to those aircraft that did not fall into the field of sight, but entered from below. How did she hear the sounds of German aircraft through the roar of the engine? Maybe I just wanted to live?

This is how N. has a live rear-view mirror.