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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №39621
 30.11.2010
Today, on the benches in front of the institute, ATV-shniki were sitting with a rubber grandmother on her knees and cheering the passers with her rubber hand.
I love the universe.)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №39620
 30.11.2010
Cats (10:41:26 30/11/2010)
I too
Fuck the frost.

Kitty (10:42:10 30/11/2010)
It is good that the long jacket has not frozen.

Kitty (10:42:14 30/11/2010)
Fuck the opposite.

Alice (10:42:41 30/11/2010)
This is the mania of greatness!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №39619
 30.11.2010
Interestingly, they have long photographed this founder of Wikipedia, so that he has such a penetrating face?
-Yes, he probably in the closet behind the glass are photographs with pity eyes and the inscription on the closet "break the glass when you need money"))

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39618
 30.11.2010
Tagged in: Mist
We watched Gary Potter.
Ksushankus
What do you think of a hairy boy?
Tagged in: Mist
but voland de mort, calling supporters "comrades" has conquered our hearts)
Ksushankus
Ahha, yes, we also smiled, this party cell meeting))
Tagged in: Mist
The planned Bolshevik coup
Ksushankus
Oh yeah, and the king has already been killed)))
Tagged in: Mist
In the second part will take the Winter Hogwarts.
Ksushankus
and will be defended by the students of Juncker)
Tagged in: Mist
This is an untold analogy!)
Ksushankus
Here are the plagiars!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №39617
 30.11.2010
You know, there are four non-drinking people in our political center.
Yyy: Oh, these are probably very serious people who prefer to always be in good shape!
XXX: No, these are statues on the roof of the main building.

[ + 81 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39616
 30.11.2010
I wake up from the heat in the middle of the night, I think tight.
HH: And what do I see? Whose hand is under my pillow? I was slightly overwhelmed by these events.
He began to beat her.
And then it turned out that it was my hand, I just laid it off before I didn’t even feel it.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №39615
 30.11.2010
The husband of a girl whose number ends at 50 or 30, who thought that the taxi was not called, but the lover called, reconcile with his wife. Because of one breakdown, confusing numbers, the family should not collapse. Bring it to the best, he might read here. I feel completely foolish.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №39614
 30.11.2010
A funny story happened to me.
I went to Moscow for work, in Moscow I live with a friend who decided to take me on a plane.
We approach the registration stand, I will not name the company, with everyone happens.
Shortly we approach the check-in stand together, I give my check-in and here the representative of the airline asks a question...
Do you have a hand bl...?Then she realizes that she is dying with such eyes.
I am in shock, but I still don't know how to react, my acquaintance - I see changes in the face, I look at the eyes started to glass, I hear the tears now appear...
The airline’s representative thinks like I’m going to fail through the ground now...I can’t stand it and I’m folding in half.
A acquaintance stands, a representative of the airline brings 1000 apologies, I am still, a acquaintance already screams, a representative of the airline -...In the end I had to reassure both, fucking but so long I did not laugh, hand bl..d is something.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39613
 30.11.2010
Wishing to write to his girlfriend, mistaken through the window and wrote to his best friend:

Do you want me to rape you with my mouth?
He: Okay, just wash my ass.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №39612
 30.11.2010
From today’s meeting between Medvedev and Sobyanin, the President – the mayor:
"crime, corruption, of course, should be among the priority elements of your work"

And they say they’re lying to us on the telecast, stitch.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39611
 30.11.2010
What was first, the chicken or the egg?
The dinosaur.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39610
 30.11.2010
What do you know about male care? We are also worried about you, girls!
CherryJB: Ah, like my father :)
CherryJB: I stayed late at the rock’n’roll club, my mom doesn’t call – it’s more than strange.
CherryJB: here from baty sms comes: "if live-no call".
Amigo: I wanted the best :)

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39609
 30.11.2010
Website with logical tasks (section "with subtitle")
What is the angle in Cuba?
The angle in a cube is 90 (degrees)
Killed comment: the corner in Cuba is zero, since Cuba is a totalitarian state, where not everyone is allowed to find their corner to enjoy :(

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №39608
 30.11.2010
A pair of assessments: Can I go out? to cry?

[ + 97 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39607
 30.11.2010
My wife’s job is stupid, the schedule is fucking... I can’t see her for three days. I go, he still sleeps, comes, I am already asleep.Once in the evening it became lonely, the resentment burned, I think everything will be on the weekend, I will say everything I think. And about her work and about the schedule... I wrote all night, all kinds of words... I get up in the morning, she is sleeping. I go out to the kitchen, and there my favorite cookies lie, with jam. The newspaper is fresh. I bought it for work. Baby I love you! Today I will shut the door quietly, not as usual. Let him sleep.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39606
 30.11.2010
Linorg: Poet Kudryavtsev was told about a man who allegedly invented a test that determines pregnancy not by urine, but by saliva. The test proved to be a lie. But the poet Kudryavtsev managed to come up with an advertising slogan for him.
Linorg: "Not the SSI. Tagged with"

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39605
 30.11.2010
I met the guys yesterday.
B – and how?? to
They were strange, I thought at first they were smoking.
A – From Baumanka
D - DD

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №39604
 30.11.2010
Ohhh thank you :)
No matter what, kiss me in gratitude.
Well, that depends where you have gratitude.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39603
 30.11.2010
My friend complained that at twenty years old he doesn’t have a beard. I suggested putting it on Linux. You will not believe...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №39602
 30.11.2010
As part of the project linux.fm launched an online radio station, the broadcast of which consists of reading up loud the source texts of the Linux core.

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