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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56712
 22.11.2011
When I grow up, I will have alcohol-killed liver, depression, and I will eat as many snacks as I want.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56711
 22.11.2011
entered the internet. The first news on the news tape
"A transgender man poured cement into patients’ buttocks"
Out of the Internet

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56710
 22.11.2011
Captain Avocado: Your own mother!! Find another way to sleep. And the sheep that I think are getting older and starting to die slowly :(

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56709
 22.11.2011
xxx: This is, I will remind you, the same brilliant woman who announced at a demonstration in support of abortion, “My mother could not have an abortion, that’s why I should take part in this protest!”

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56708
 22.11.2011
I bought a Toyota three years ago and for all that time we had no sex with her, only a friendship.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56707
 21.11.2011
There are so many cool games coming out in the winter - Batman, Assassin.
Session and... Session
Very soon...The main quest of this winter...Session.
A month of unique gameplay.
Some of the hardest bosses.
Limited number of repetitions.
A ban is possible.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №56706
 21.11.2011
Role: Role to fuck.
The cat ran out and fucked the door.
My brother has the same cat.
They have a sharp and narrow turn in the corridor. The cat is constantly running through him. He is constantly wearing it and it doesn’t fit. And constantly fuck his head at the wall on a full course :-D
2: They have walls of gips. In the place where the cat is fucking there is a hole.
Only today, five times before the pain, a familiar sound came from the corridor. And that in about three hours.
1 :D
2: Imagine what is happening there every day)

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №56705
 21.11.2011
Discussions of Feyenoord:
I went out of the store with another night, we were waiting in the car on the street. we go to the rear seat we say 'no, we stood and went to cheat', after riding 100 meters we understand that behind the wheel some woman of 40 years of fear didn't even say anything, but just went, the car we confused

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №56704
 21.11.2011
Designer: The manager here recently issued that in order to change the format of the picture, for example, from jeep to png - it is enough to rename it)))) type - delete what after the point and write png
Designer: And if you write after the MP3 point - not other than the photo we sing

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56703
 21.11.2011
xx:this mood is incomprehensible...type and drink is not hunting, but like you shouldn’t...but blaspheme...that’s not that (
Yy: and run on everything, life is beautiful.
Xh: You talk like a man who is fucked.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №56702
 21.11.2011
I tell my son,
Find the fastest toys.
and he gives me you pick up, and I didn’t have time as if

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56701
 21.11.2011
He: in the inets they write that the knees are rounded from frequent slapping.
It would be better if the chest grew.
This is not my topic, sorry.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56700
 21.11.2011
The first comment under the video where the girl dances ohuenno:
You know how to cook and how to cook. #65279 Or at least have something to talk to her about? Or with such living is unrealistic... You come like this from work and such a cat and there is something to eat and she is so HUAYAK and in the dance in front of you and you stand hungry and hungry :)

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56699
 21.11.2011
Damn, I realized that I just hate psychologists!! to
YYY: Do you want to talk about it?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56698
 21.11.2011
I’ve always been suspicious of girls who scream, “You’re with me just for sex.” I think they suspect something...

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56697
 21.11.2011
You’ve gone with your sunsets! Go to Nashville!

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56696
 21.11.2011
I am surprised by the Chinese.
Make me a MP3
Make the "Mazda" 3
I am surprised by the Chinese.

[ + 51 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56695
 21.11.2011
It is impossible to sleep in the same night, and to stumble.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №56694
 21.11.2011
Cherski is Pizzeć. Time about 21 p.m. I go home on the Aminevsky Highway towards Kutusa. In the second row (there are only three on each side). And there is a lightforest before the turn to Verayskaya. Everyone is green, everyone is going.
And here suddenly the bored somewhere in front of the Mentian or logan, or Ford rubs his multi-colored luster and in full swirls out across everything straight from the middle row. And right in front of the three rows of opposing cars, by miracle, no one stumbled. I couldn’t count how many cars were able to slow down at the same time. I just pretended,
How many cars would I put in a steam car with my jeep if there were ice on the asphalt? It is terrible to find out what important thing suddenly remembered these kinds of fuck in the pursuit, putting health and life under attack.
At least two dozen people. Or where they urgently needed, killed more?

The Finnish Robot:
"Thanks to me! The joke! I forgot to take the potatoes in the macdo!and "

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №56693
 21.11.2011
HomkaBoo11: Just completed the cleanup
The gallon: No?
HomkaBoo11: one hour, minus a couple of viruses
It became more heroic :D
You killed the microflora!!! to

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