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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №90565
 04.12.2013
I add :
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Inscription above the entrance "Intimarket LOVE: goods of intimate purpose"
And next to the door banner: "CHEBUREKI, SHAURMA, BELAŠI..." I don’t know something about intimacy definitely :-)
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And the ananas :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №90564
 03.12.2013
to this:

Question from the site answers mayl.ru: how long do you need to wait after sexual intercourse, so that the blood test does not show the presence of sperm in the body?

About 42 weeks

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №90563
 03.12.2013
From the article about the towel:
But the mortality rate with butulism is only 40%, so there is nothing to worry about.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90562
 03.12.2013
I picked up my glasses yesterday. This is just full HD!
I’ve been watching the screen all my life.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90561
 03.12.2013
<Kupriyanov Denis> We have a coffee machine - misantrop
<Kupriyanov Denis> She is so contemptuously splashing out giving in the face!
<Kupriyanov Denis> As if he said: "Stay a bourgeois"!
<Hobober> good that coffee doesn’t splash in the face :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90560
 03.12.2013
of Maidan.

A protest participant named Oleg gave two different interviews to two different channels. In an interview with one channel, he wholeheartedly supports the decision to demolish the hated monument to the Leader of the world proletariat. During another conversation with journalists, he was outraged by the actions of people who tried to demolish the monument to Lenin.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90559
 03.12.2013
If we put the counter in the office, we will save somewhere 15 thousand. in the year.
Counter of what?
Gaga is fucking! We will measure radiation.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90558
 03.12.2013
With Habr, the topic about what Yandex-Disk is trying to delete all system files when updating:
by mkal:
The Advertisement. A large IT company urgently needs a head of the distribution testing department. Work experience is mandatory.
and Greverrr:
“Experience of work is mandatory,” Bgg

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90557
 03.12.2013
My grandmother is fighting with her granddaughter.
Where is the clarification?
[They are showing]
Where is the dog? where is the dog?
Showing the dog.
The dog, ha ha ha ha! Good to you! Where is the Turtle?
(My daughter is in a turtle)
The turtle is a jump!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90556
 03.12.2013
XXXX: Yes, just in the last photo the face looks full. But I remember you wrote that you have recovered. I felt better, my face changed. And now weakened - and returned to place, sharks appeared again and testicles :-).

NNNN: Terrible thing, I will never lose weight, okay sharks will appear, but the testicles, wowolte.

XXXX: I meant skulls and bushes ; ;-)))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №90555
 03.12.2013
I asked my mother to write me a physiology paper. The subject of pain. She did not retain her own reference, but there were booklets and copied reports on this subject that I would write later. One of the BDSM websites. She said that there was the best explanation...mother would not advise bad. I love my mom :3

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90554
 03.12.2013
From the cycle “This is Russia”.
I’m on the bus today, the darkness, the frost, the glasses frozen. The driver does not announce a stop. Since the glasses have frozen and passengers especially do not understand where they are going at the moment, they begin to be interested in the conductor:
Where are we actually?
Answer of the conductor:
I do not know myself! But judging by the holes on the road, they are cosmonauts.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90553
 03.12.2013
XXX is urgent. The Repost! With me in the train from Dnieper to Kiev is a bunch of young terrible guys in the same shape. In every wagon.
XXX is OK. These guides

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90552
 03.12.2013
Are you so sleepy?
He called me at half four in the morning and said that he knew why penguins don’t eat marmelade. She then fell asleep, and I lay down for a long time. I thought.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90551
 03.12.2013
I sincerely hope that there is no internet in the canned ananas factory.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №90550
 03.12.2013
Supreme Corruption Pilot: Dismissal of bonds.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90549
 03.12.2013
The news on the city portal that a child in the kindergarten was bitten by a rat.
From the news text:
The inspection showed that in the garden treatment from rodents was carried out in the established time. The settlement of rodents has not been found. But not far from the territory of the kindergarten is located an unauthorized landfill, from where, possibly, and came rats, - suggest in the press service of the regional prosecutor's office.
On this landfill and complained to the administration of the village of Beloyarsk workers of the kindergarten. But the rubbish did not go anywhere.
For failure to supervise will have to answer the educator"
It is funny in itself.
The main reason for the discussion: "what is the teacher here"
One answer: I did not educate a rat properly, I did not explain to her that children cannot be bitten.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №90548
 03.12.2013
Today in the department scandals boyfriend-courier (height approximately 160 cm) and secretary boss (height with heels 185 cm). Gradually moved to elevated tones, then to light mat, then to personalities.
She said to him, “You, little girls, are all so shit because your ass is close to your brain?
He said to her: Judging by your logic, tall babies all bl...di, because the uterus is far from the brain?
The most loud of all, the director of the office roared.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90547
 03.12.2013
My monomur works in a purely male team and becomes an involuntary witness to "male" conversations. From Skype:
xxx: here Dima so evil flies in and says: "Take off, this fool, my 600 scissors have crushed! I’ll buy her for those 600 scratches, fucking, I’ll buy her into slavery along with an unlimited subscription to her broken anal!!Only then he notices me, turns red and whispers: "Oh, good morning! Please put on your headphones".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90546
 03.12.2013
He and She. Studying in the same city, they both live in different places.
He: The snow has fallen. I would have been on sandals 😉
She: I don’t have a sandwich here (
He: And I have two.
She: So is it at home. I have a home (
He: Remind you that I have a spacious suitcase.
She: your threats, that you will not tell you, immediately the luggage box you have is spacious, then the places are deserted.

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