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Alexis Sakharov
Emily, did you want to shut up? Anyone familiar with algebra at the level of the 7th colossus does not see anything surprising here... I will explain who has not smoked... take a red socket... put a hat, and a combo... pour all the guash... put a tie there. Wash it, kill everything that is above your knees... O God! The red socks again!! to

Alexander Pakhomov 14:19
On the e1 pipet two news together one: Japan caused damage of $34 billion and the next Russian officials caused damage to the budget of $30 billion caps our officials as a tsunami plague

XXX (4:06): suddenly I wanted garlic. Per someone behind the wall "summer" is watching.

xxx: Fool... This is the basis of Kusi((( I bought potatoes with potatoes and mushrooms to hang up in Okea... And they turned out to be 50 to 50 with cherries with cherries... And they look the same... You bite ketchup, and there is mmmmmmmmmm cherry to bleat(((

Kiss-Kiss: Okay, I only have one comment about the fact that the legs are two meters)))
Oh yeah yeah yeah! 😉 How is it? )
This is in length 😉
It would look better in height! Although in length also not bad - you can save on skies)))))

I would add
To the one who wrote this:
In the light of the events, should we consider the summit of cynicism show today (12 March) on the TV channel Culture of the film "Stalker"?"

How tired you are, little fools, to God! The film "Stalker" was filmed by Tarkovsky in 1979 based on the work of the Strugacki brothers "Piknik on the sideway", written in 1972.

P.S The land on which aliens made a picnic, and all the strands gathered by the stalkers in the Zone, is the garbage left after this picnic.

P.S to P.S The Chernobyl nuclear accident occurred in 1986, seven years after the release of the film Stalker and, respectively, fourteen years after Strugatsky wrote this remarkable story.

I am a linguist, I am learning Japanese. In my opinion, only the lazy didn’t say to me today: "You know what’s going on in Japan?and "
XXX: No, I don’t know

Once I met a friend at the station, came a few minutes earlier and just walked around the station building. I had a bottle of water in my hands, I drank water and started looking where to throw the empty bottle. There was no rubbish in the eye.
I see three police officers stand by. I think, well, they’re here all day round, everyone at the station knows, they’ll help me.
I approach them, smile and say:
Can you tell me where the rubbish is? (The word "urna" just came out of my head)
They look me in the eyes without blinking and silent.
I think I may have said it unclearly, I repeat:
I need a garbage, where is the nearest?
Again a terrible silence and incomprehensible gaze.
I put an empty plastic bottle in front of their nose and ask for the third time:
Where is the rubbish? You have to throw the bottle!
A to A! They speak practically in choir and point to the nearest urna.

All the absurdity of the situation came to me only five minutes later.

About the admins

Tag: sick people
We had to hear our rust when we couldn’t find a 404 table in the warehouse.

Well, the peters here, of course, swim until November. ))))
It is cold because it is cold!!!! to
I thought they were throwing small and weak Chelyabinskys into Peter.)))

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Oh Anton, where did you get so many chocolates?
Well, my aunt from Mars knows...

I watched the movie "Infringers", Eastern, about snakes. The beginning of the film killed just XD
Something rings out loud, everybody runs there. They see - the guy rolls, his arms and legs are broken and turned, blood, intestines, he whispers. The main character begins to hinder him:
Oh my God! What happened? Where is Qi?! to

Pressed for a pause, laughed, wiped away tears, included... The excited protagonist in the meantime runs away and says to the one whispering in his intestines in agony with broken limbs:
Be here! Do not go anywhere!! to

I recommend HDD

What can you find under the snow in winter?
Yyy-Looking like digging, metro for example.

<+Mendor Gothwork> Two Hours of Night, Time for Eating.
< Schrodingers_cat> who?
<+Mendor tearwork> Meat of young cocklets.

Arty
"Drocena - a semi-forgotten dish of Russian cuisine from eggs"
Arty
I had no doubt about the eggs.

I live in Khanty-Mansiysk. There was a biathlon.
I drove a bus and went to school. A stranger sat by me, like a Dutchman, a Beatlesman. Well, as a sociable person, I started chatting with him. He talked to me, he told me about himself, I about myself. Suddenly I heard a phrase from him (translated):
I’m so sad that I didn’t see a bear. I’ve been told that there are a lot of bears in Siberia, but I didn’t find them. I asked the others, everyone said they were hidden. You don’t know, do you know where the bears are?
0 is Dutch.

I am jealous of silence. I fit. for the hair. and the knee :D

She: - And in this hat, am I like a Be-Girl or a Be-Boy?
He says, “You look like a...hymnotic!

HDD

Even now, if we are in the guests, he can calmly say - I do not drink, I am an alcoholic.
In my opinion, this is normal - a diabetic will not eat sugar!

Interesting is the fact that the first purchaser of the iPad 2 in the U.S. was a Russian: 29-year-old Alexei Shumilov from Moscow. He bought the new in New York in the Apple store, standing behind it in a row for a whole day.

yyy: ah, Andrew, read today and watched)) they were fucking there all)) I would be proud of them if he went out and in front of everyone's eyes would have scorned them))) this would be the people of Ahuel)) 2 iPads - $ 1000 on the mastercard map, a crowd of Americans - invaluable)))