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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №78325
 06.03.2013
A strategic mistake was committed by the ruling authorities in Egypt by disconnecting the internet.
This is how many shameless people came out on the streets demanding a regime change.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78324
 06.03.2013
While sitting in the car, he witnessed one love story:
The girl was standing alone on the square. Obviously she was waiting for someone because it was cold to freeze out on the street just like that. After a while, a young man with three roses approached her. Date with them. They kissed at the meeting, and I turned away because there was nothing interesting there. When he looked back, he saw the boy standing on the square with one rose, and the girl with two bold steps going to the Eternal Fire. She laid the flowers next to the crowns and went back to the guy. He stood up, gave the girl a rose and ran away. He was not ten minutes. But he also came back running, kneeling in front of the girl and stretching (well probably) the ring. They kissed and left.
After that, I went, bought flowers and also laid them to the Eternal Fire.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №78323
 06.03.2013
DemB
XXX We will impose an embargo on you
YYYU you are more careful we can put on you too

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №78322
 06.03.2013
And if you clean out of vodka every year by degree, in how many years will people notice it?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №78321
 06.03.2013
In the 23rd school, a worker was hanged. Everyone is sad, and only Petya of the 6 "B" is proud that he chose his board.

and ;-)

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78320
 06.03.2013
Q: Why are the cables so ridiculously called daddy and mom?
Q: can you explain how it is or on the example of flowers and bees? 😉

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №78319
 06.03.2013
Are you Senya Bush?
Yyy: No, I am Fyodor Obama.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №78318
 06.03.2013
From the answers:
xxx: Once I watched a movie, while watching it was simply not possible to sit in place - I wanted to scream "how? Why?", so, I would like to read a book that would be no less surprising.
YYY: The Constitution

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №78317
 06.03.2013
I’m upset with this stuff!!! to
XHH: At first she wept that she had a small baby and lacked enough food.
She was raised, so now she complains that she has eaten a lot and now she is GREAT!!!! to
Pessimism and Hole.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №78316
 06.03.2013
It is about Nokia. As usual, the famous model 3310 is remembered.
xxx:...I once fell into the fire — the rear cover slightly plummeted. I cleaned it with a stitch (the thickness of the plastic allows), and it became even better!
yyy: Nokia doesn’t aim to make the phone thinner – it just gives a thick phone and a pin. And the user decides what thickness the phone should be. =) is

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №78315
 06.03.2013
Comments on the news on the film that season 8 for Dexter will be the last:

1: I bought a puppy like Dexter when he kills))
2: And I have a healthy film roll on my shoulder))))
3: and I have a set of kitchen knives)))))))
I am with you, I have a sister policeman
I have the same pants as him.)
6: I kill people

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №78314
 06.03.2013
Dialogue from WoT:
Su-8 Nick is not very good
COCuTeCTBOJl: I know. He was young, hot.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №78313
 06.03.2013
To the news about the emergence of wi-fi in St. Petersburg buses:

Table on the driver's door: What is "Rotyr" I don't know, I only overload passengers!!!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №78312
 06.03.2013
I told my husband yesterday that I was expecting months. And he suddenly said, “And suddenly there will be no...”
Today they never announced, I send him a text message: "On the way back buy a test, Kar Karitch."
He comes now and tells us how he went to the pharmacy and demanded the Kar Karych test.
There is no such thing in the pharmacy.)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №78311
 06.03.2013
I see that the Marxist-Leninist philosophy fits well with torrents.
c) Habr

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №78310
 06.03.2013
Do good and throw it into the water.
YYY: The cargo should not be forgotten.
ZZZ: Does it not drown well?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №78309
 06.03.2013
Habr - discussion of the topic - "North Korea became the host of The Pirate Bay"

Shergin: The server of Korea.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №78308
 05.03.2013
I work in cages with elephants. and happy.
Kady is good, but working with deer is bad.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №78307
 05.03.2013
I: Today in general all the angry... Have you heard how the boss of the wild spoke?
Accountant: I heard... He was talking to me...

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №78306
 05.03.2013
A good, good, sweet and caring person, who brought me a package of delicious, delightful and delicious spices for my evening tea, would still be burned as a thank you!

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