Ohhh... tell me.
WOW: What is it to say?
I don’t get to spring.
o o o o o o
I want winter and frost!! to
Q: Isn’t you tired?
WOW: It’s terrible, but you understand, when it was cold, I was sitting at home and fucked dumb, and now it’s hot and she’s dragging me into the city to walk.

The man wrote on the wall:
Happy Birthday sweet! I love you 😉

Commentary from Timor:
But my name is not Anya, and my birthday is not today...but still thank you bro)

to the post -
xxx: Sisadmin of the 80th level - recognizes Keegan by his melody.

Don’t confuse the ordinary and the ordinary professionals. Sisadmines of the 80th level are very, very rarely use a cage for which cage is needed.

Sysadmin 55 Levela.

"Richestadals" apparently from the Armenian cuisine.
From Georgian.

Fleshless: This man got drunk and fell asleep. Suddenly I hear, I wake up: "Hey, am I wherebleat?"
Fleshless: And I remember that he is driving on the navigator all the time, and I say in a mechanical voice: “Continue sleeping for four hours.”
Fleshless: I cried out :- )

Whoever can help :)

The Phistan:
The fucking. I put a tube with super glue on the system. It turned out that the tube was running. Now I have a monumental composition: "a tube of glue glued to the system"
If I try to break it off, it will completely break and all will flood... let it live like that. I will now tell everyone that I am a fan of avant-garde, mill...

Sold solvent for cyanacrylate adhesives (for example, sometimes goes in a set with glue contact) - cleanses the dry super glue from fingers, hair, nose, even the nipple wiped once painlessly and quickly (in the naked form, the glue tapko and grabbed :):)

by ktaara@lj:
Yesterday, or more precisely late evening. When I get rid of the monitor, I go into a large room. My husband is studying something on the internet. And then, to my horror, I notice that in the most distant and unlit corner of the corridor at the door, my Manusya sits still, compressed by a small piece.
The heart immediately jumped to the throat. Convulsively I swallow and cry: "I miss it!" No reaction. But she always whispers and turns around when she hears her name.
“Lisha,” I shouted, “I think our cat is sick! Look at her sitting out there at the door, she’s probably hurt!
- No, - without leaving the virtual astral, the husband answers. This is a bag of shit.
You are yourself!! How are you! How can you call it so, why!!! - In general, Manushu's husband loves him, so his indifference and rudeness shocks me even more. - She is sick, probably, we will go to the clinic right now, find out where the nearest 24-hour clinic is!! to
- No, all the same enthusiastic reading something, replies Leha. It’s just a bag of shit.
- Silence, you insensitive... - I quickly go to the dark hill at the door, and suddenly I notice a peaceful cat on the chair.
And in the corner near the door stood a carefully folded bag with the used filler, which the husband put there to not forget to take out in the morning : ))))

He is a finished frick!! to
XHH: he reads the Terms of User Agreement!!! to

The more a man has of what he needs, the more he wants of the unnecessary.

Not funny, but still...
This happened in 2003 when I was just grasping the basics of climate engineering. The object was turned 100 km from Minsk and not at all to air conditioners, but to a full-fledged ventilation system with the development of project and accounting documentation. The object was not too difficult, so we finished the work literally in a week. When it came to the question of payment, the depth predictably stumbled. The point is not that, you want too much and all in the same spirit. At first, the bosses gave me the car, and 10 times they said I owe the company $10,000 and that’s my problem. At the time, I didn’t have the skill of twisting the last debitors, but I had to ride on the object on an electric car. in the summer. I wept out. But when I was polite again, I was desperate. Getting off ten pieces of greens to a beginner manager is painful. And my brain, shaken by stress dynamically flowing into depression, rebirthed. The interview with the accountant was brief:
- Maria Ivanovna, we had a tax, fined ten times the cost of the services provided, because of the lack of signed documents. Tomorrow afternoon you will have a check-up. I warned you as a decent man. All the good.
Yes, the money on our account fell on the same day, the customer found all the documents, which each time were "successfully" lost in their light cabinets. The documents came with a terribly important order letter, even sent their own copy.
This was my first job-related bluff. But far from the last...

Male loyalty: married for the third time, and the mistress is the same.

Today I saw three Chinese in the fish market discussing the possibility of buying in Chinese. Of all the phrases I understood two words - mintai and зае...сь.

xxx: There is a theatre of shadows where erected members play.
YYY: And what can a member show?
XXX is a cupcake.
XXX is a banana. The carrot.
Yyy: The Shadow Show of Chipolino. :D

Yesterday in the subway in front of me sat a very thin man, just a skeleton tight with skin. His appearance suggested a serious illness. However, all the questions disappeared, the code on his knees he laid a bag on which it was written: "The forum of mortgage lending." Impressed...

Such a feeling that at the end of the heating season utilities not only turn off heating, but also pump liquid nitrogen into the system

Yesterday night, in the door of the neighbor for an hour and a half, a kind of gopnik, with a wild eagle, knocked: open s@ka, b@i v@#bu if you do an abortion.
I have some cognitive dissonance.)

Don’t call me to work anymore to discuss the game.
WOW: What happened?
XHH: Yes, I had to explain to Chief Evgeny Genadievich that the "genophagus" is a medicine from the Mass Effect, not the type I sent it.

Look at the number of pires in your torrent, and you will see how many people in this world still need you!

Our unique cat first sat on the laptop and watched into the camera then lay down pressing the gap properly and then turned off my remote access.

I have a bamboo eye.
Spheniscus: This is called shimmering