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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108870
 03.02.2015
...squiry: Expressive eyes, thin long fingers, neck... Yeah you are LEMUR!...

Figure to two! She is Gollum! :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108869
 03.02.2015
to this:
Here we have some process going through a closed cycle. Where can we intervene so that nothing happens? The correct answer is "no in any". Any interference breaks the whole system.

When it finally comes to you, the body TRANSFORMs the DNA that enters the body, rather than incorporating it into its DNA. He has a pofig, just a kkkurkza, or GMO - the outcome of it alone.

But reading such footage, you start to think that you ate GMO - from the body replaced the head - to the cabbage cabbage...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108868
 03.02.2015
Natalia: One winter, in a terrible ice, I was about to cross the road. When I saw the car approaching, I stopped. The grandmother walked next to me, slowed for a second, and shouted, “Uncle! Do not drown!" ran across the road. She was lucky that time, did not slip, managed to run over. Is he still running or not?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108867
 03.02.2015
Natalia Pietz represents the parade of Russian troops in Berlin. The Germans are fainting.
by Ruslan R. Berlin was taken, but London was not. We need to correct this mistake, and the parade will be held there.
Galka Kalabina – Is this a hint that the Russian Victory Parade should be repeated for all of Europe 70 years later?

I am only curious that these imbeciles even imagine what war is. Winning is just one possible option.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108866
 02.02.2015
A set of characters of any American blockbuster, where a group of people are fighting for survival:
1- (obligatory, without him no how) "Negro"
2-"Chinese" (without him too, neither how)
3-"telka" (gender equality and all that)
4 stupid "healthy" (somebody has to get out of it)
5"Smart kid" (well, even if someone should be smart)
6-"class guy" who the same must survive
In the process of fighting for survival, they all die (or almost all)
Negroes always die first, but someone must be first.
2 - "Chinese", their billion, their worst is not a pity
3 - Healthy ", previously destroyed 99% of zombies / aliens / ants / cranes knows who else...
4 - the "smart little boy", with which he will be replaced by a calf and the "class guy" will have a choice, whom to save, the calf is better, she has what the "smart boy" does not have, such as a breast...
Remains alive "class guy" and "telka" pre-smoothed the creature that soaked the "baby".
She will be killed when she eats the baby and his glasses are stuck in her teeth.
All, the script is ready, I’ll go to Spielberg.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108865
 02.02.2015
Everyone is filmed and filmed about time travel, as if no one had taught physics.
The Earth revolves around its axis, and around the sun, and with the sun around the center of the galaxy, and the galaxy also flies somewhere.
So, shift for 1 second and you are already at least on the orbit of the planet, a little more shift and already far, in the open space.
WOW and CHO? Interesting is.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108864
 02.02.2015
by the author 16454:
Is it generally normal - to prohibit sharing meals or to prohibit taking undernourished with you? An ice cream license agreement?
My indignation would have had no limits if I had not died of a whimper.
If I buy food, I will do whatever I want with it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108863
 02.02.2015
F: It is a shame to engage the Ukrainian army with the delights of the Foreign Legion of France.
F: It’s like a kick-off at a country disco: give me a bucket, do you know how much Hollywood porn stars are paid?
B: You’re saying it doesn’t work!
F: Fuck, I didn’t do that...I didn’t know it worked.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №108862
 02.02.2015
The new two-storey cars. Two roofs on the couch. What was the difficult thing to do 4?
YYY: then the passengers could mistakenly begin to think that they are considered people, and this is a great danger.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108861
 02.02.2015
xxx: AAAAAA I passed by the mirror and almost finished)))
What about the mirror?
I just passed by, and there was a mirror. This is how you walk alone, and suddenly you have a man in the apartment)))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108860
 02.02.2015
XHX: A snowflake was melting on your lips and I thought, and how many unique and unique snowflakes were destroyed by the heat of human bodies?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №108859
 02.02.2015
AAA: Who are the candidates? Is Obama going to ballot?
bbb: Hillary Clinton and the second cough Sarah Palin. Obama is not a political body.
aaa: such - oh what tired of the intelligent in power, let's Bush choose, then - oh what tired of the white, let's the Negro, now - the shit, the Negro too, let's the grandmother

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108858
 02.02.2015
Talk to a regular client.
How did you know he was married?
He has a ring on his finger.
Does that mean he is married?
I: What does that mean?
It’s just that he has a ring.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108857
 02.02.2015
What a shame!! Watson is transliteration, and Watson is transcription.

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108856
 02.02.2015
My girlfriend got married.

xxx: "Don't get married girls - there is a lot of dishes to wash"
Fuck the two!
We agreed here that Lisha is cooking - I am my dishes
Excellent layout of HD
In five minutes I took the word from him that he would buy me a dishwasher.
Chess and Mat

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108855
 02.02.2015
This foolish eblafon 6 bought,
I wrote it wrong))
4 thousand in the subway. Write correctly.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108854
 02.02.2015
Progress is when you use Google Street View to look at a sign with a bank schedule.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108853
 02.02.2015
Go to the IT department this morning:
Do you have a HTML cable?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108852
 02.02.2015
A few days ago, I met on a forum discussion of mystical phenomena in Ostankino, wrote that I work on the territory of the telecenter, but never observed anything of the described phenomena there. A couple of hours later it turned out that I was a chain dog of the regime, a propagandist, a killer of little children and a virtual Dmitry Kiselyov in general, somehow it is even uncomfortable after that to admit that our office does not have any relationship with TV at all and just makes an office there.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №108851
 02.02.2015
The Economic:

Tired of paying for the Internet, the signal from the router weakens every year, and buy a new lazy (the old still works), but there is a moment when it ceases to give signs of life and I am already enjoying neighbors...

And then, from someone else’s internet, you will write somewhere angrily that everyone in the country is stealing.
And for food, for the apartment, dear, you are not tired of paying yet? What wide opportunities for further savings have opened up before you right now?

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