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[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93932
 13.02.2014
The question:
It’s all about books, of course, but suddenly.
I watched Anime ten years ago, I only remember the passages. The main character, a young, naive girl, works in a hospital as a nurse during the war. She was originally from a wealthy family. And some association with roses (whether she loved them, or whether they grew in her house).
I've been looking for two years, but with such a description that the needle in the seed stack.

The answer:
"Candy-Candy" (anime of 1976, 114 series) There is on Zoomby > Kids > Anime
Help, please, bring to man is a very good series about human values.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №93931
 13.02.2014
(1): And the second episode of the series was when I was communicating with my father's former fellow, who at the time was in charge of communication in Smolny. He even said then that the huawei of all will win in Russia. Chinese colleagues perfectly master the technique of repulsion, unlike the Ciscov Seals.
(2) How did Huawei find spy chips in communications equipment?
Who fucking do these little things?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №93930
 13.02.2014
China officially announced the loss of the lunar spacecraft "Yutu"

Badevlad: The moonboat is not broken, it is just very busy. At night, he taps a huge inscription “MADE IN CHINA” on the lunar soil.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №93929
 13.02.2014
There will be something to remember in old age.
In old age, you will remember where you put your glasses.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93928
 13.02.2014
Donnie Darko
News from the NSN on Our Radio at 21:00:

Donnie Darko
“It is complete nonsense to think that the fingerprint base will be stolen by fraudsters! She will be kept in the police. It is protected as well as the personal and financial accounts of any bank. Try to rob the bank. He commented on the situation of the Houdyakov.

Donnie Darko
And the next news...

Donnie Darko
Emergencies in the Northern capital: 120 million rubles were stolen from the branch of the bank "Russian Standard". The incident occurred in the south of the city, the press service of the bank told Interfax.

Donnie Darko
The jokes, though.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №93927
 13.02.2014
Please click the button ".What would be possible to press it when the meaning of the quote or specific humor is not understood.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №93926
 13.02.2014
Failure is when even obviously erotic dreams are broken at the stage of hugs :((

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93925
 13.02.2014
xxx: I was stunned by the coordination of docks that she prepared for almost a month
xxx: "x#winkle"
xxx: And what if there is a advertising company, and I understand in advertising only that its adblocker should be removed

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93924
 13.02.2014
stupid at work. Yesterday I had a dream that I was instructed to call a prostitute, and I was sitting and filling out questionnaires so that a tender could be made. A broken bureaucracy.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №93923
 13.02.2014
Review of the film "Pompeii"

John Walker> Hopefully the eruption itself will take 2/3 of the film...
Azog> HA!2/3 of the film Younay nothing knowing gladiator will look for ways as a patrician. Who to bet on the bubble?
Marinca> Let’s hope that at least all will die.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93922
 13.02.2014
A man buys condoms at a pharmacy.
Pharmacist (young person, not much older than a guy): What are you?
Man: Anyone
Will XXL be available?
Boy: Everything is much more prose... Let’s be classic.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №93921
 13.02.2014
Once upon a time, when faxes were in fashion, we sent polite letters to our customers using that miraculous technique. And there was such a line in the letter: "Lord, we urge you to send us an act!"
Literally a few minutes after receipt, a frightened customer calls us, wondering what it is about, maybe an unexpected check hit or something else, because yes, they delayed the date, but not so much; and he is ready to confirm to anyone that it is their fault. We were somewhat shocked by such diligence, and on our part, we also asked what happened, that the most ordinary letter of reminder caused such a shower. The employer replied confusedly:
- Well, you write "Lord, we urge you to send us an act".
A few days later, we received the document along with a copy of the faxed letter. And yes, the first word fax printed so that at first glance it could only be read as "Lord." After that, we went for a long time in every letter so and write: very effective.

[ + 58 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93920
 13.02.2014
In the United States, nine states banned same-sex marriages, gay propaganda and all states banned gay donation.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №93919
 13.02.2014
At work, I drink tea until the last drop and the cups remain on the wall of the glass cup. And then they fall and fall. In about 2-3 hours. I side-sightedly see this movement and I realize it’s time for tea again.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №93918
 13.02.2014
to this:
Mikhail Fedotov criticized calls to ban the brutal computer games made by some politicians immediately after the shooting at a Moscow school.

Show me at least one cruel game made by a politician who shot at school.

Comrades journalists, read Alice in Wonderland. There is a possibility of double interpretation.
— — —
The author, let go! What a double interpretation? Your interpretation is the only correct, because the game can be done, and "do call" - it is not possible.
And journalists do not read Alice in Wonderland, but a full course of Russian language and literature under the threat of bodily punishment.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №93917
 13.02.2014
Only the real project manager, leaving the house, first calls the elevator, and while he is driving, locks the door and takes the garbage.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №93916
 13.02.2014
Amazonka: When I was young, I was always scared to meet the moms of my boys. I did not like any of my mom or boyfriends.
amazonka: Now that my men are over 40 and many have no parents, I hoped that at least one problem would be less.
Amazonka: I was wrong, now I get acquainted with ex-wives...

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93915
 13.02.2014
The funniest moment is when you see a former classmate calling you an onanist in porn.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №93914
 13.02.2014
to this
and Tamara:
The Friday. by 19:15 I am still at work. What is my personal life?... I will get married for ordinary documents...
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is correct. I also believe that after all that we had regulatory documents should marry me.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93913
 13.02.2014
(Man lives in Korea): I’m waiting for an uncle to come and connect my vacuum cleaner to the internet. It was painfully wise to do it, we did not do it on our own. I feel like an idiot :)

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