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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №78245
 04.03.2013
Martian rover Curiosity has stopped responding to commands.

After 40 years of silence, the Soviet Mars-3 transmitted to Earth scientific data and thanks for the delivered spare parts.

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78244
 04.03.2013
Is it the International World SMM digital group?
and whispering yes
Why the whisper?
I am in mathematics.

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78243
 04.03.2013
About stupid shit.

About computer games.
Honestly, there is nothing wrong with them. If it does not harm everyday life. but.
I have lived with my boyfriend for six months. He plays everything he can. Party in the tanchiki, hon, dotu, raids in the wov, the devil, all affairs. "Jul, don't distract me, I can't get out of the game, it means to act like a fool, now I'll finish, and then we'll embrace."
Honestly, I sleep alone every night. I have already carefully asked, and more persistently, and arranged conversations on the topic: “I want to sleep with you.” But no, nothing helps. He goes to bed an hour before I wake up. And at the same time, every time I will be taking my place in bed.
He comes up waking up, right behind the computer, comes home, there, on weekends rarely with difficulty get pulled out somewhere to go. Often misses work (working as a freelancer, daily visits are not required), and then, when the crashes are picked up, sits at work at night. And do not strive to develop professionally, because lazy and better to play in Dota. He was frozen at the same time he was 18 years old.

Go away from him, sheep.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №78242
 04.03.2013
Ilya
Bo Bo Bo

Tanzanian
This is my phrase)

Ilya
Bu Bu Bu ©

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №78241
 04.03.2013
The great Russian language:
Morning Party in the Kindergarten
Diary - notebook for records and notes
Students of the evening department
The Night - Lamp
A midnight man is one who does not sleep at midnight.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №78240
 04.03.2013
How do you feel about the Ford Explorer?
vvv - It is said to eat 20l / minute with the engine off
AA - up to 14 liters
vvv - It's on the evacuator he eats so much

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №78239
 04.03.2013
SMS from Billyn about the change in tariffs, in my eyes:
Congratulations, your tariff "Fuck the halyava" from 28.02 will be absolutely free transferred to the tariff "Yes, you wore with such prices"

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78238
 04.03.2013
I invite the makers of online role-playing games to introduce a new race to the game! “School”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78237
 04.03.2013
He went to the carpenter to change his voice. From low to high. I wonder why the carpenter.

Why and why. The hammer on the eggs and the voice changes from low to high.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78236
 04.03.2013
From the movie Strong Nuts 5:
Bruce Willis has saved the world many times, but even he is unable to save a film shot in Russia.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78235
 04.03.2013
I came into the project as a designer, people were lacking... I had to learn Assembler and C.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №78234
 04.03.2013
Olya: guys, but through which program can photoshop be done?
Through Skype.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №78233
 04.03.2013
I have something in my head that is incomprehensible.
The brain?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78232
 04.03.2013
From Danger Zone:
(On the Economic Effect of Weight Loss)
AlexTim: If I used to spend 4000 rubles a week to travel to work, then two is enough! However, there are also benefits of losing weight, it turns out.
Have you bought two places before?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78231
 04.03.2013
I know how to avenge.
Tania: a girl painted a dude with a red mask
Think about it before you think about anything.
Tania : p.s. The cleaning did not save.
Artem: let me guess, you will smash my shirt with a mask, and then you will say what a shit, and you will hug me.
I am afraid you might like it.
Tania: I'll make you wax epilation poop, you can't sit for a week
If you survive
Tagged: argument

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №78230
 04.03.2013
Now you know what kind of fruit you are.
WOW: And what one?
Reply to Redis!!! >.<

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №78229
 04.03.2013
The younger sat down on some other shooter, and began to spend all his free time on it. After his statement that he is incredibly cool, I took him to the strike field. With the words: "On, run and feed mosquitoes for a lifetime "-he was thrown into the woods with a frog in a hug. I came in the evening, dirty and with a finch. It is silent. Started playing exclusively in "World of tanks".

[ + 42 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78228
 04.03.2013
C Habbra

Dialt
In the year 98 the problem of lighting of the chassis we solved by hardening there a powerful 500W industrial lamp, with a healthy basement. It lighted just hell, you could sunbath in the entrance and it became really warm. Especially featureless was it in the dark night to observe the entrance brightening like a gate to another dimension. It was quite difficult to get rid of, because. The light was turned off in another entrance, and touching it while it was burning was very problematic.

vvzvlad
This is the difference between an intensive and extensive way of solving problems.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78227
 04.03.2013
<retrodev> has anyone watched the cloud atlas?
<retrodev> what is it?
<guest32768> cloud atlas - how "carefully modern"
<guest32768> three actors play all roles in the makeup of the colonel back
<guest32768> with a huge plastic nose

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №78226
 04.03.2013
I missed it so much that I lay under the blanket and presented you next to me.
Go to sleep, you have to go to work tomorrow. Tomorrow you will be watching!and ;-)
Do I have Java tomorrow? I need you!!! to
WOW: Foolish... Not on Java, but on WOW)))
Q: Are you fucking joking?? to

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