In the office there is a dispenser with a built-in refrigerator.
Somebody once put something there a long time ago, and it now smells awful.
One of the employees, feeling a strange smell, tried to find the source... and found it!!! to
Everyone is out of the office like the wind!!! We stand on the street, everyone tries to rest.
A: What was it?? to
Something is missing in the refrigerator!! to
C: It is not gone, it is still there!!! to

xxx: And we got a letter in the office with a commercial offer from one company. Arrived by mail. In the envelope. of paper. Written by hand!! to

In 2007, the management of BBC Radio 2 had to apologize for the words of the morning show host Sarah Kennedy, who told live broadcast that the days almost shot a black pedestrian, because she did not look at him in the dark. Kennedy said the black pedestrian was also dressed in black and only when he opened his mouth to sneeze, she noticed him. This is by the Internet publication.

Graphin
Did you know that the irka is the fifth and strongest of the ninja turtles?

subdued
What are you smoking there? Give me I want too.

Graphin
Mad, she with the help of 5 laminated sheets in 3 seconds struck the shredder

subdued
Blessed

xxx: Magomedrasul Kurbanmagomedov Mahomedes are decreasing. All we have is Rasul Kurbanov. How is it, eh?

yyy: If you reduce the "magomedans" half-Dagestan at all will be called no

“Make the fool pray to God, and he will break his forehead” – this is about me. I washed the refrigerator today and opened the door.

From the discussion on the group wall/internet shop:

YYY - client girl
Xxx – owner/admin of the store
zzz – random visitor to the group

YYY: Don’t be offended, but I have some doubts about your group, like you’re ordering something and you’re just thrown away.

XXXX: Payment by imposed payment, No possibility to throw)

I know how to order.

zzz: I parallel, but yyy, you first find out what "imposed payment"))...

YYY: and here to find out about the imposed payment? Go now to any group because the subscription, the site, which also sells things over the Internet, you order something, go to the bank transfer the necessary amount of money, and then the confidence is 100% that the order will be?

zzz: Dear yyy, please don't be lazy and read / misunderstand what is "shipment of goods by imposed payment". Listen to the advice, don’t be stupid;)

Zzzz, oh god, I know what and how. You just don’t understand what I mean...

Zzz: The above is a good example of why you can’t talk polite to people (our) – it will come!

zzz: yyy, you are either blatantly stupid or from a subgroup of lazy people!! to
The imposed payment means that you only pay for the goods when you receive them by mail, i.e. when you will hold it in your hands and make sure it is without defects - the same as you ordered it, and you already pay it (the specialist repeated for you the 2nd time).

I did it right)

Iron Maiden song on YouTube:

My girlfriend didn’t like this song.
That’s why I abandoned her!
I am joking,
I never had a girlfriend!

forums

There is a belief that the only animals that have sex for pleasure are humans and dolphins.
YYY: Get rid of the people!
XXX: I will not stop.
At least the Ayatollahs.

We have a predecessor which instead of something on its subject (Comp. He tells about his friends and every labyrinth, but knowledge requires an eye. Dohran...
My husband and I are preparing for the exam.

XXX is:
Cisco Systems is a corporate profile.
And what to say in the exam if this question?

YYY :
Here was a friend of mine, no, well, there was, only he now went to live in Narnia, no, in fact, he went to the grandmothers in the village some summer to collect potatoes, and she in the most distant room of the castle, which stood above the abyss was an old closet and all in the shit of the graffiti, he went there and got to Narnia.Now he lives there with a family of favons, a woman bobr and I work there a cool programmer. And they have the equipment of Sisco, and he told me that...
Well, here he will not stand and put you 5))))

Movie search, comment to the news "Tom Six will film a human multi-foot of 500 people"

Tom Six: The Humans

Report in RK:
The neighbor from above poured the floor of the kitchen and bathroom with hot water. called an accident. The accident is disgusting. At the question "What happened?" the neighbor replied: "Through the teacup it spilled out."

Or can we immediately change the name of the inauguration to the coronation?

- bro, love it very much. photo.ru/zina
It is fast.
Give me a liking. He moves like a horse
She looks like a horse :D

Max: Tell me your address?
Daphne : Why?
Max: Where do you live?
Daphne: The solar system, a planet that draws from the sun.
Don’t go fucking.
Daphne: Clash, choose the expressions.
Max: And you don’t fuck and I won’t.
Where am I lying to you? I live on three planets from the sun.
Mah: Do you mean that you live on another planet? Dishonored

I ordered the ring yesterday.
Finally, the grenade will be with a check.

In the bus, the father reports to his son (class sixth-seventh):
You don’t want to learn, so many tails, so many pairs. And so on in the same spirit.
After the pause:
“But I’ve almost passed by the ‘Prince of Persia’.
Father is indignant:
The codes...

Discuss the news about a strange anomaly in the "corona" of the sun
xxx: There are sites where you can look at the sun, give a link plus
Yyy: People, scratch him from the inette, let him go out, let him look at the sun.

Conversation of my colleagues:
I want to be Subziro.
Boy: Who is this?
Fou, you don’t know who it is.
I don’t like Pokémon.

I’m thinking about interesting reasons for tomorrow... why I wasn’t there.
yyy: aliens tied to the chair))
XXX is her. ... →
xxx is bad)
YYY: That’s how it’s damned. :D
XXX: The Largest
yyy: treated by a low-quality rainbow and dribbled with butterflies all day