There are five categories of girls:

1st The Beautiful. But stupidly. Like a valley.
2nd and smart. But terrible. Like my life.
Three Beautiful and smart. Money is frozen. Because they understand that beauty must be invested as long as it exists.
4 is They are beautiful, smart, not obsessed with money. But are busy. Who can go past such a good thing?
5 is Beautiful, smart, not squeezed on money, not busy. But there are no such.

The first is 6. Not very beautiful. and stupid
And point 5 happens, just a look of a beautiful and smart like you...

Peter is a cultural capital.
A few days ago, someone painted at the entrance to the courtyard the most popular wall inscription of three letters. Today I come and see somebody carefully painted the letter U in white, and on top wrote the letter A. Now in front of the courtyard there is a friendly inscription "Hey" :)

Batteries are not heated.
There were some uncles in the specialties.
They fled into the chief’s office. with the beard)
Out in 5 minutes.
We: Well, now it’s getting crazy?
They - or... here a whole hole of air has been lowered and presented as proof an empty hole.)

XXX: Buying a Soldier
I have a debt to give back to my country.)
Q: Is this when I have been able to owe 100 thousand to my country? 0 - O

As we approach at midnight, German is no longer there.

Morning peak on the proletarian branch of the Moscow metro.

Disposition: A 16- to 17-year-old girl sits in a seat next to the door.

In front of her stands a woman, very similar to the girl and matching her in the

The mother. The people who are in your barrel of seals :-)

At the next station in the car is pressed impressive sizes

"Jewish grandmother", of the category "you all owe me". Determining the future

victim, crawls straight to the girl and rugged, rough

The counter-altum addresses her:

Don’t you think you should give up your place?

A woman without thought:

Of course of course! He stood up and wiped out a Jewish grandmother.

A woman sitting in front of him says:

and Mommy! Please sit down!

The mother sits down sharply, the daughter puts her bag on her knees and

Standing in opposite. The train goes on...

People from sleep seconds after 15 catch up with the situation and rush how much

It allows tightness.

Ivan Fuckov http://ivanfuckov.narod.ru

Clash, please apologize, otherwise my husband will call you to a duel!

The duel will be Russian, he will come with the crowd and you will simply be exiled.

The festivals came up with the purpose of wiping out dust near the comp and on it.

Yesterday after listening to a wife's speech, the idea of the perfect woman's gift came to mind. I think it's an ear. Imagine that an ear is placed on the table, a woman sits next to it and begins to talk, talk, talk.

from JJ:
Remember, the penis has no eyes. If he can’t find the right place, help him.”

ALENA
Katya has me a fan of Ppc

Tankist
What is this?

ALENA
Ranetki is a series about schoolgirls, who created their band and sing )))no and all their lives)))

ALENA
And there are such instructive moments as the fact that every schoolgirl should have a condom in her pocket.

Tankist
In my time, schoolchildren were drawn from the series "Guests from the Future"

Tankist
Cole of the sixth B" class did not wear condoms in his pocket. It was a bad series, apparently.

Yesterday the wind rose and began to blow into the hole from the air conditioner in the wall, found a professional balloon with mounting foam and a pistol, the pistol was a worker checked and put on a balloon. The reaction was zero, it started to spin and suddenly it crashed, it crashed and it started to shake the foam, and there was a new 65-liter well, I didn’t waste it and I kept it from the balcony to shake everything and there was snow... it was funny until I realized that the wind to the house and the two entrances of the nine floors were crushed with mounting foam. Waiting for guests.

She: I dreamed of having sex with you... And we were stabbed by dad... :-) but we were not confused, but continued. Dad did not leave the room. I asked him to leave... and he said he’t leave because I’m in his maid.
Sex was nothing like that.
It is O_0

After another blink, I try to complain to my girlfriend, but accidentally got the wrong window...

I (12:45:31 29/10/2008)
Fact of Moscow

I (12:45:51 29/10/2008)
My boss grew up a fox, and I grew up on my forehead and I was caught right between the brain hemispheres!!! to

Chairman (12:46:27 29/10/2008)
Pash, come to me! I have not finished yet!

0_o
@smodei

To the quote:

Dedmorozzz: The document you are looking for in the room for 2 weeks is in the scanner. Tagged with"

Fuck you guys thank you!! I was looking for a woman’s passport all over the apartment for a month!!!! to

Maybe not everyone knows, but from Mickey Mouse to the atomic bomb on Wikipedia, there are only five transitions.

The desert. 200 meters around nothing, naked soil. In the middle of the sign "Beware of the trains!". I suddenly looked around, hiding behind my back... xD

This is what others mean.)

FORALDO: yesterday VKontakte message came from you that you have a girlfriend who is participating in a beauty contest and typically goes texting, typically came out SMS on such a number please and I am grateful to you))) short broke you page.

A: It was a matter. I hope you didn’t know to send anything?

Forald: Yes, I took it right away.

afanalon: well how do you know... the floor fuck all the friend-list goes, today I check: 70% - "old, clean the computer"", what a fuck", the other 30 - "will be done, Goshan! It is good!" )))

by Niformalexx:
I have noticed another phenomenon in the artists.
and spot:
Which?
by Niformalexx:
I can’t remember how clever.
by Niformalexx:
Caroche is when someone has done something and meant "stitch"
People looked and said
It’s not just "bubble", it’s also "bubble"
The author says "Yes you"
and spot:
I honestly don’t understand you right now ?
by Niformalexx:
and then the critics: it’s not just a "stack", it’s a "official stack"
by Niformalexx:
This is not "Bubben"
The "Shamanic Bubble"
by Niformalexx:
And if you look from the other side, then there’s "bubble"
and the author then "ah well, I’ll try to look from the other side"
"Sleep and Sleeve"
by Niformalexx:
"epta, and the shamanic drum"
"and the stick then turns out to be an official"
"Here's what a genius" (and I'm chewing in the back of my head)
by Niformalexx:
) exactly
This is called hidden meaning.

N is
Uncle Oleg, help me to find Roman Oblomov "The Light Light in the Dark Kingdom"

R is
Something to find?? to

Nashville (14:58:29 26/10/2008)
Roman Oblomov "Ray of Light in the Dark Kingdom"

R is
The MDA...