xxx: at night was in the world of the skyrim, at 5 a.m. was defeated a wicked dragon, but before death he instead of wild screams of defeat wished me to successfully get up to work at 9 a.m.
The Dragon (The Dragon)

Fleko: I can be an editor/corrector. Education is calling.

Cats are really healing.
She lay down on my stomach and stopped getting sick.
Smoke: if the cat is crushed and taken 1 mg inside, then any disease is treated
Rina: Dimaya

On the topic of the forum:
- On Maslenikova (from Kuibyshev to Zhukov) the Aztec stand was!! I’ve never seen anything like this...I had to go to Kübyshev.
The precision! When I go there, I’m standing there too!! to
- And I have nipples with the torch and the clitoris is swollen!!! Anomaly of the area.

I work as an internet provider. Call from the client:

Why do I not have the internet?
Do you have electricity at home?
The client:...
Client: I understand...

Discovery: Scientific research on rats on memory neurons: when we started beating them, the rats learned very quickly to bear them.

In the neighboring house is a tube.
There is a hole in that tube.
The hole is water.
Below is my garden.
Twelve cars were parked there.
In the ice forty eight wheels.
Let’s say to the cars: "Goodbye!"

Nothing kills the desire to work like the desire to check how you work, which arose from the boss, which does not help you in the work and can not replace you.

“A Christian is a slave of God, a Gentile is a friend and descendant of his gods.”

The most offensive thing to come to work on Monday is sleepy and red eyes, because on Sunday afternoon you lie down to sleep and then can't sleep all night.

And only when the white cat came out on the fresh snow, I realized that the white cat is actually CREAM!!! :D

Do you know the Shennon laws, Gates? First I'll beat you, but then we'll be friends and you'll be stronger. Meanwhile, fanatics will be looking for gay semi-tones in our relationships.
But there will be no gay half-tones, right?
Of course, it will not be. Now take the tip of my sword into my mouth.

seriously. How do you lose your socks? In the last fifteen years, I have had only one case of losing my second socks... or rather I thought I had lost it, actually wearing it on a tight leg.

The administrator in the office over the weekend encountered the Wi-Fi emitters so that the turnet was everywhere. Now he goes, everyone offers hats of foliage

and Dad! Fear of me!
“No, I’d better be filming on the camera, or you’ll suddenly fall.

Fibonacci Salad – composed of yesterday’s and yesterday’s salad

Schrödinger’s salad – it’s impossible to tell if it’s broken or not until you try it.

Last week I raised my self-esteem:
The night of sales in the shopping center, picked cute socks, I get up with them at the box office, where 2 saleswomen work. It is my turn. Seller (with sympathy) - and we do not have a 20% discount on socks! Then turn to the next buyer. I was – let’s go without a discount!
The seller hangs, feels shocked by my waste... counts with her colleague and gives out: - Okay, let's make you a discount!

xxx: you remember my blade - well there is a lighthouse and a laser hint, and the buttons next to it?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
I say to my wife, something hurt my throat, she says, let’s look.
YYY: YYYYYY
xxx: cut off from the trip to the maid))))))
yyy is beautiful)

I have had such wonderful nights lately. Such a company is wonderful: I, the cat, the computer and my future husband - the false imitator Aristarh.

xxx: And more... Marish... this is the case... now our director went, said "Serez, you have no children, yeah?! Daaa... then you fly... you won’t get a rabbit for the new year"... Marish... I really want a rabbit...