Money doesn’t smell, so it’s hard to trace it.
of the Omsk inhabitants. Dedicated to visit.
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A couple of hours before Medvedev was to be transported to the oil plant, someone paid attention to the theater poster.
of Ermoleva. Announcement of the fairy tale sounded as follows: "We are waiting for you, fun dwarf!")))) According to eyewitnesses, the poster was dismantled with almost no shafts at lightning speed.
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On a beach in Sochi, a dolphin saved a man by telling him not to buy Cheburek.
My mother gives her younger brother food.
Is it enough for you, Vichy?
- "Not enough" there were four runners back.
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He is: si-i-i-i-iski
She is a-a-husband
Boxes, refrigerators, bathtubs are all stuff, but with a group of 5 babies to cut off the cap from the Urals and then cut off on it by the same company - this is the topic. He buried him in the snow every night so that no one could find him.
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by Aolla:
I am so happy for our biathletes, they played so well yesterday.
No one is lost in the forest. Everybody arrived at the finish.
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My mother: Don’t be mother
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[Injee]: What fucking shit did you do?
Like a fucking shoe.
[INJEE]: Why are the shoe makers always taken as an example?! to
The shoes are normal people.
I don’t know jokingly.
But he does not eat! All the Russians think that the shoes are the motherland! [INJEE]: Here are the welders, the sludgers, the taxi drivers... they don’t eat! They are not mothers.
My...))): Well they probably think that when they make shoes and they have something that doesn’t work and they start to get strong :)
[INJEE]: You are sitting on your footsteps... you are getting stuck... Fuck! Soakyoumathy Nakhon!
[INJEE]: PIDAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!! to
Yes, yes, yes... that’s exactly how...
[INJEE]: and the slider... climbs into the well, the foot from the staircase has descended, three meters of falls... in the jizz of the fuck fucked up, they are... and such: ай ай ай ай, trouble trouble....
My...))): ROFL haaa
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We need to create an informational reference service "HUY"
The slogan is now ready: "HUY" knows!"
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Looking at the eggs of fate... you need to legally prohibit filming a film club.
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XXX: Truly great is the man who walks through the paths in the hills in the morning.
xxx: I can't finish the project, the whole time comes out the one, then the second
yyy: is it a compot?))
Suddenly it will help.
Please let our team in the number of medals be in the first three!
But when I was a child, when I wasn’t doing lessons, my mom took the wires from the system driver or from Monica. But as soon as she left, I turned on the whole thing through the rope of the teaker) Then the bug appeared, my mom started picking up the mouse! Type I would not do anything without her) Learned to masterfully use the keyboard and hot keys) Then learned to control the mouse from the keyboard. They picked the key, then I first paired (without the key, you won't turn it on), but then found a way - the mouse was plugged into the key connector and the computer loaded, and then re-set and printed from the monitor with the mouse) Well who made me a future programmer? I know you don’t read this, but thank you.
by p.s And so as not to burn, I carefully noted with a pencil on the carpet 3 points - the top of the mouse, the bottom of the mouse and the side) that is, my mom came, and the mouse was standing - and stands)
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Everything will soon be licensed, even books. On the first page will be your photo and print. You cannot use other people’s books. Here I took a book from a friend, you read in the electric car here mint fits see that the photo is not yours:
Comrade, go along with me.
And in the tambour you are shot.
The Estonians translated "Kamasutra".
It was fun, but again about occupation.
and c)
Richie Peachy
I was tired of asking my parents to remove the tree.
Richie Peachy
On February 23rd and March 8th, what do I get gifts?
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The People! Looking at the success of our athletes in Vancouver, I thought: four years of preparation for the Olympics, the state invested in these guys money, they bought equipment, equipment. When they go, they have huge hopes and you have some 65 places. Money went nowhere, hopes were not met, everyone was disappointed.
There was a proposal, maybe you can somehow arrange for ordinary people to participate in the Olympics in Sochi. Well, that is, all the money for the training of athletes is given to charity, and some amateur skiing uncle Cole goes to perform. He will equally successfully occupy 70th place, maybe even 80th! And in other sports as well. And no one is disappointed, because nothing explicit was expected, and the country was shaken, and the money for charity went. Everyone is fine.)
What do you think? If you liked it, please bring it to the main.)
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My grandmother: Go to the club! Catch the first guy there and drag him home... If he will resist, say, “My grandmother needs a son-in-law urgently!”Or we have all the doors broken, the windows are not closed, the tanks are running.