How to live? Now playing in 3 mass effect, drinking tea with strawberries. After a unsuccessful movement dropped the straw on the key. Shortly after my mother entered the door, I enthusiastically slid out the keyboard, staring at the screen. The phrase killed: No, I knew you liked this game, but so? = D

I walk on the street, the boys ride on the hill. One wants to go home, and they say to him, “No, do not leave, repent with us, then we will not beat Timur.” Timor raises his head out of the snow: “Why are you going to beat me?”

XXX: 5 years ago
yyy: the linguistic tape of Mobyus

I work as a sysadmin in the hospital.
and Tuesday. I go to my server room (in the basement) and see this picture on the first floor of the building. The security station, next to the elevator. There are two people sitting at the post - the guard (O) and the driver (B), the lady (D) enters the elevator and begins to tick on all the buttons in the elevator.
A: Woman, you need to press the floor button and then the "Go" button!
D: I know it myself!
Q: How do you play the piano?! to

I forgot where he went! and :)

I saw a stereotype today. I cross the crossroads, I look past the cars pass very quickly, everyone rushes somewhere and I notice a car in the distance, barely weaving, coming closer, and exactly, in the whole body the inscription "Post of Russia".

How is your dog’s name?
What an oxygen!
and shrink?
There’s nothing wrong with him, he’s just suitable for a shit.

Epic Feel
xxx: I came home, I see the cat curved all, the back to the front to patty and mouthlessly so.Spring, everything is fine, I want, but I can not.
XXX: I sit down and see her and say, Oh, you are my poor, how do I understand you?
And I hear behind my back: Opa!
I turn, my father stands and turns his head.

The grey is broken:
Breast hairy, stomach hairy, ass hairy, hands hairy and shoulders, pale, too hairy!
I only have to hang myself.
and AGA. And write: "I’m too hairy for this world!" =)

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Daška-s-kosićami: But tomorrow I’ll be beautiful going to school.
[45:51] And let them know.
Daška-s-Kosićami: That I dropped the mahat and became a girl

The wife sits behind a cup of tea and eats candy, looks at the package and so:
I don’t want to be a cow.
And, throwing the candy entirely into his mouth, adds:
I seem to be!

I live in a hostel (this is such a domino with a corridor for 3 accessories and 30 apartments on the floor).
It was necessary to throw out the old refrigerator and washing machine - the old already, repair is more expensive than buying new ones. I pulled out the floor, but I couldn’t get out of the street from the second floor, the back said, “Nahui”... I set up in the corner of the corridor in the hope that someone from the neighbors would take it. The company "Style" is at your service! Neighbors are decent, they don’t need strangers. A month stands - no one takes!
What to do? Asking for beer for help? Will it last until the end of the century?

I print the announcement "I sell for 500 UAH. #" and hanging on the laundry. The machine did not survive the night - in the morning someone spares it!
The refrigerator remains %
Wiping my hands I print an announcement for the refrigerator, I also think it will not last long %)

I was tired of constantly gifting girls with gifts, enthusiasm, love and eventually getting “dynamo” instead of sex.
So I got married, and now I get the same result at home, without too much trouble.

Don’t let God make it look like a doctor’s handwriting.

Talk to a friend about positive and negative emotions:
He: - But by the module it is the same amount is obtained...
I: Oh, I would take you by the module! (I take his face in my hands at this time, this is how I do it.)
He said, “Don’t take me by the module. Take me better for a vector!

Why do I always have a red pen on my table?
Q: Maybe you are a hidden teacher?
A: ughu, the latent pet... goog!

HHH: Congratulations to you!
Emm... with what?
I started using Tampax.
YYY: What did you get from?
You have in updates on Facebook: "Alena Yyy started using Tampax"
A crazy app!
YYY: How to remove it?? to
XXX: there must be a rope

Kira Orlova: how to invoke a demon at home?

I know it’s bad and dangerous, but I’m just interested, and I won’t call, I just want to know how it’s done!

†‡_Seilem Sand_‡†: Drill at six in the morning, the wall adjacent to the neighbor must be drilled. The devil comes, I give the tooth.

I sent a SMS to my husband "You are my best!"
Answer: "Do you want to?"

My girlfriend is a very upset youth. If the key does not work (no key!), and want to put the password to enable, she knows: Start-Programs-Standard-Special capabilities-Screen keyboard.

She lacks a little to the super-super-super-super-super. She does not yet know where to get the virtual key to enter the password when the next comp is enabled