XXX is yes. She solved the test for 40 minutes and answered 200 questions.
In the end, she finds out that she is a crazy man.

SMS to a friend:
Maxwell: Maybe for me? I will cater to you with an oak and a vine.
Maxwell: By the way, by the way.
Maxwell: It came out in the sense, not in the pitch.
Thanks, I am still passing.

The interreligious council of Russia, which unites the leaders of traditional religions, has advocated the restriction of freedom of speech in order to protect the feelings of believers. 
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Soon the Inquisition will arrive.

France bans children from naming products
Two French couples, who named their newborn daughters Nutella (Nutella) and Fraise (Fraise), were ordered in court to rename the babies.
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It is right. Protection of trade mark. No one has the right to call their products a registered and trademark and suddenly the daughters will grow up and start producing goods under their name. How to judge them then?

C Habr, discussion of one provider:
xxx: I was somehow surprised by the provider too) the guys came together, settled everything, returned, signed the contract and said, "We disconnected your neighbor. There was no free nest, and the contract must be concluded. He will call for support and they will come to change the candle, but don’t give up on us.”))

I immediately remembered the old joke: "Not a single dolphin has not taken a mortgage..."

No dolphin has ever made any grammar mistakes.

A friend says:
I wake up in the morning from an unknown noise. I carefully inspect the room and find the source of the sound: under the table the mouse tries to push the mouth into a bottle with the remains of drinking yogurt and, grabbing the bottle by the throat with the teeth, pulls it slowly into the corner. Apparently, the usual picture for a private, even well-equipped house, if not one nuance - the house constantly lives 18 (!) The cats!

to Members.

The "volume" law of Archimedes is to overdo or underteach.
And traditionally a joke:
Husband: Dear, when I take the bathroom, he is always with me.
Wife: Not standing, but floating up.

He hated and put a "-" quote with a rating of 667.

with a frozen towel.
There is such a thing - anti-retardant emphasis. They are not only for trucks - but also for minibuses (there is a smaller size, so for passengers and will go down a long way) - two pieces to the leading wheel closer - and the car powered by the signal will not go anywhere. if the frog buys - you can use a pair of suitable frogs for the same purposes

A little girl turns to her dad
Mom drives the car better than you.
Why suddenly?
-You said that when the car on the towel - you can't drive, and my mom today, without removing the towel, took me to the garden!

Relationships on the subject of religion – my favorite, I can’t pass by.

to there:

My favorite part in the Bible is when God gives people free will and then kills them by flooding because they don’t behave as He wants.
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The consequences have been written and planned. They chose what they wanted. What is wrong? If we had chosen Listening from the beginning, people would have lived forever. You could not ignore it if you actually read it.
and...
You probably read inattentively. God gave people freedom of will. If he wanted them to obey unconditionally, he’t give them free will. God wanted them to break his prohibitions. So he punished them for doing what he wanted. This is how science teaches logic. Now try to explain why God is not a fool in this arrangement. And I will laugh, the site is not for nothing humorous.

The red thread passes through the entire fabric of the Bible’s narrative: God loves people despite their errors.
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Noah’s countrymen, the inhabitants of Gomorrah, and even Job felt God’s love very well. Fuck it with them. But this is the fact that Jesus, after his death, but before his resurrection, went down to hell. And He brought out the righteous of the Old Testament. Five for the creativity of the writers. The finding of the righteous in hell gives the smell of God’s love and pleasure.
The Lamb, the Apostle, the seven executions of the Egyptians.

TTS: It is a pleasure to communicate with malarians. Only this expression "We have the coolest paint, blue metal, orange, like a dog!" charges for the whole day.

The evening. Watch another American series.
"Two special agents in search of what is there approach the mansion
One of them wisely says, "There is no one at home - the light does not burn anywhere!"

My wife is next to me, so it’s a day in the yard! ? to

Kirill: I took coffee at the airport at the Starbucks
Kirill:... and your name?
Kirill - Kirill
Apologize to me?
- Ki-ri-ll, double L
– OK
Kirill: on the glass "Kill"

When you see your dreams in the YouTube window, what doctor do you go to?

Trailer of the film "50 Shades of Grey"
Why watch this movie when there is a lot of good porn and BDSM including on the internet.

The distance between Omsk and Tomsk is one letter. What size of font should it be written so that it corresponds to reality?

My dear, I put your salmon on your side.
This is this? It is not you
- O_O
In other words, it is not a saucer. This is the label of the coff...

xxx: Italian metalworkers are such Italian... And they seem to have everything, and they play and sing as they need to, they try, and in the end they still have some kind of “Felicity.”