Child 3 years. I teach a man how to fight the icota.
“Daughter, in order not to yell, it is necessary to say, yell, yell, go to Fedot, from Fedot to Jacob, from Jacob to everyone. and repeat.
Icota, Icota, go away from it.

to this:

Q: Are there suicides in the family?
D: not
Q: And what about you?
D: not
Q: Are you going?
D :...
_________________________________________
And I had it...
Q: Did you have thoughts of suicide?
I : No.
Q: Is there a bad mood?
I: Yes, as with any normal person.
Q: Why was there no thought of suicide then?
I: O_O

The right guys go to the Winter Olympics in shorts!

I wake up in the morning of my husband, he does not open his eyes:
I get up, you just don’t see.
I see everything, you don’t get up.
I am accumulating courage.

to this:

"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Stonehenge is like a calendar. Can you imagine what they had with the clock?"

Cuckoo, you must assume, still lives in Loch Ness.

Question: How to determine that the cheese with mold is gone?

Answer: He is nowhere.

On the official website of Sochi 2014 there is a video of the opening. Released to YouTube and blocked for copyright infringement

Today my grandmother, almost 90 years old, asks: How old are you, 25?
28 soon
She (surprisingly): No fucking herself...meaning 30 soon?
See also: AGA
B: What do you do when I get my first child at 35?
I : probably :)
B: Yes, they are on the fucking, don’t give birth at all:)))

I felt like a heroine of some art house :) but I laughed :)

In Sochi, the correspondent of the foreign media was deprived of accreditation for the fact that he broke the door pen in the hotel and photographed them.

The photo of the rusty water in the Sochi hotel turned out to be a two-year-old photo from an article on the problems of utilities in Ukraine.

When there are no problems, they have to be invented. Don’t give god, the fan with a known substance will stop.

From the Zoo:

Not a cat or a dog. I want something else. And it is desirable that it does not require much care.

YYY: The Tarakans They are silent, unpretentious, breed well, create an atmosphere of family comfort, crawling onto the table during lunch and swirling with their eyebrows, welcoming the owner.

Or the mice. Beautiful gray pieces that will run around the house. And in the winter and all the beauty - lower your feet in the boots, and there warm and soft, the mice with the heat of their little bodies heated your boots.

I like these touch screens, use the app for a year, then finger dirt from the screen erase - learned about three new features!

- One of me in the numbers X X II seemed to be an inappropriate word?
So, how much of your mind has been wiped up once you’ve seen that shit?

I don’t have a car, but there’s a huge list of songs I imagine like I’m going to turn on when I’m driving!

Buy a shirt in the store.
I: I like this one.
G: You got all black to wear, buy better green!
I: What do you not know? Every man should have a little black shirt.

> >elik is now uploading an update, says there healed some bugs.
This is FIGN.
I have an e-cigarette, I call it ‘cossack’ because I’m swallowing it with my own mix of fragrances. Charge from USB.
Here 10 years ago to say that I struck the straw with an orange and smoked from the TV - here is where 03 called b :)

I am alone when I performed the anthem at the Olympics, I sang the Party... Lenin’s power of the people leads us to the triumph of communism.

HH: I understood it all! They need energy!
The cat is upset, you mourn, and you start to lick it.
When you smooth a cat, static electricity is produced, the cat accumulates it and transmits it to its true owners!
Not the cat! Not the cat, the fucking cat!! to

Tell me, am I one of those idiots who still can’t deal with the fucking Windows Media Player and its library?! to

one one. Normal people take it all off and put any hollow player out of hundreds of existing ones to their taste.

Here some write like a Google troll, painting their logo in rainbow colors.
And the American figurewriter one passion as frightened, saying that he will perform with a rainbow manicure.
Dear pederast sympathetic, you can paint the rainbow wherever convenient.
For us, radiation is just radiation. A beautiful and joyful phenomenon of nature. We painted it ourselves, and we will paint it wherever we want (I also speak as a designer): on the Olympic shirt, on the walls of kindergartens, on the packaging of candy.

Or do you think we will abandon it because of the fantasies of unhappy sick people who chose it as their “symbol”?
I say to all normal Russians: Don’t wait.
Okay_

Bloody terror... You still say you believe in the Holocaust

And you would go, shit, under Auschwitz. The atmosphere would squeeze. The book came out - you immediately believe what you read, like the last village saliva idiot. Do not reproduce. And never become a teacher, you are a disgusting, stupid, immoral grey.