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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №61233
 12.03.2012
From the "Our Company" section on one of the job search websites:

We offer our customers to live on the bright side. But the "reverse" side — the one on which we work — is also bright!

How to understand at all?

[ + 14 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61232
 12.03.2012
It is better to make a mistake than to do nothing because of the fear of making a mistake.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61231
 12.03.2012
About the Mathematics and Mathematics:
An institute teacher of mathematics, at preparatory courses, told about her teacher:
He was a big man and loved to eat. In the dining room one day he took two soups two second... the word lunch in two copies. Comes to the box. The young cashier clicks-tolls-tolls on the accounts: "You are 2-17" he is in response to "Not right." The treasurer again for the accounts: "2-05" he answered "wrong", the treasurer was finally confused and frightened by the click-shell-shell - "1-97", and this scientist husband replied to her "again wrong". Desperate cashier: “And how much should it be?!” He replied, “I don’t know. But two identical lunches are a complete number.”

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №61230
 12.03.2012
The best day is tomorrow. Tomorrow we will all go to sports, start studying, work hard, quit drinking and smoking, start reading a book, stop eating after 6 p.m.
But if you don’t wake up, it’s always TODAY!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61229
 12.03.2012
XXX is:
A: Would you agree to marry this girl? Next, Next, Next is ready.
BBB: Congratulations to you! You did not read the license agreement and agreed that 15 relatives would move to you
aaa: or: you must renew the license by purchasing this Nork Shirt)
bbb: and a man looking for a "crack for his wife" - a puppy, rabbit painted under a sandwich

YYY :
I should have opened up ;)

XXX is:
- ~ ~ ~ ~

XXX is:
Intelligent

XXX is:
The rebel

XXX is:
]:->

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61228
 12.03.2012
Chinese names of veterinary equipment:

The Veterinary Monitor
Kit for artificial insemination of the veterinarian
The veterinary injector. It is not injected into human existence. It is suitable for healthy animals.
Medical abdominal launch site
A portable drug machine. Compact, light and easy to move.
Veterinary syringe with light pen for female workers and small-hand, flow-safe.
The catheter has good inflatability in the best way in the overseas market, welcomes you to make an order order
Pinsets of the nose of the ox. Used for clamping the nose of high quality ox
Knife for Veterinary Farm
Cows magnet preventive veterinary medical service for cattle
Injection of the baby’s attention product (to give)
Distributor for rabbits. Stainless Steel 12cm
Medical hamsters favorite pumping device
Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers, Hairdressers
VETERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY VITERINARY
SuperDeals and Pig Dentistry
A veterinarian's bracelet with his own personality bandage
The dog test Heartworm Ag is fast, detects worm in the blood.
Reanimation for wet cats
Borov holder with wire and utyug with wire

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61227
 12.03.2012
I spent the whole night half dreaming.
I remember the first shit dream.
He was colorful.
Tagged: colour
I could smell the smells.
But when the ammunition ended, the zombies had to blow away.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61226
 12.03.2012
Damn, I don’t have an anti-gas in my house????? to

/me cuts on a container with ammonia through a couple of houses (brewery)
and repairs on the shelf grey and yellow anti-gas boxes

You will live in an industrial city - you will have anti-gases and self-rescues at home and you will learn to comply with the norms.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61225
 12.03.2012
HH: Where are you living?
In the Booth
Q: What is the feeling?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61224
 12.03.2012
We went with M.I. on a spidway (not yet met, you can say, practically - the first date).He bought me ice cream (lapham).Well, you know, a rozhok like this....It was hot on the street, something straight OOO very hot! In general, I didn’t have time to eat the ice cream, it stood apart and from one of my uncomfortable movements what was left in the cork (because it wasn’t ice cream) began to fall down a row below us...What was my horror, when I realized that it was flying right onto the baldness of a healthy ambal, in which, besides everything else, the whole body was filled with tattoos.And next to him two other such facturing comrades...In general, I shut my eyes...And hoping that my MS was already far from here...women, Avrodede, you can’t do it!
And when 30 seconds later nothing happened... Opening my eyes - I saw my ice cream lying under the place of this duck, and he had a white thin strip from my ice cream on his back all over the T-shirt... I understood what, cape, what kind of farta was born!!!! to
It was only then that I looked at the MCH...I think he, in fact, forgot how to breathe))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №61223
 12.03.2012
This Sunday is not normal somewhat... (11.03.12) Working day until 18:00, but everyone was out before lunch, and I, as the youngest, was left in the office on the phone.

Now I am sitting, at 17:45, the guard looks up so surprised, and what are you doing? “I’m working,” I replied, “what he’s shouting to his partner in the corridor, “weather, there’s another employee sitting here.”
I wonder if he wanted to let the dogs out there for the night or pump the air? O_O
A young striker.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61222
 12.03.2012
Their union is bound by a daughter and a mortgage. You can say that their union is virtually indestructible.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №61221
 12.03.2012
What does a student expect when a folder with his thesis is called "DEPLOM"?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61220
 12.03.2012
I remembered someone’s phrase: for the halva the Soviet people are willing to pay any money.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61219
 12.03.2012
I am far from religion.
Today a friend asked: "Do you fast now?" Answered almost without thinking: "So far only on Twitter".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61218
 12.03.2012
Alona (16:47:29 11/03/2012)
Tagged drdplplplplplplplplplpl

Alona (16:47:35 11/03/2012)
for *

Shepherd (16:47:42 11/03/2012)
Is the rest right?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61217
 12.03.2012

and XXX:
Hey, I remembered... I might have told you.
in the dragon age gamal, in the team of 2 magicians, a aunt and a man, and they are there who talk to each other,
So here, I run like a quest, and here the aunt guy in such a cunning tone: and we argue that my fireballs are more than yours?
by Patterson )))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №61216
 12.03.2012
Question: Why did we not have another fish flu this year? The season ends.
Answer: There were elections. Not before that :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №61215
 12.03.2012
Xxx: Hi neighbor, do you have A4 color paper (beige, gray, orange, blue, any pastel color) in the farm, I need to experiment with the label a few sheets:) thank you for your attention :)
Yyy: Hi... I do not rule out that my appearance and lifestyle may push me to think that my free time I devote to applying, gluing plasticine representatives of the Mesozoic period's fauna, making patterns of grain harvesting machinery from paper-mashe in natural size or other hernia... but this impression is wrong.. honest pioneer
Xxx: Vitievato, as a political review of Belarusian TV, ruby in Russian!!!and :)
Yyy : No!The papers!! The color...!! In pastel tones!and LA

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61214
 12.03.2012
XX – Maxim, is this music in Nissan’s advertisement your Ramstein?
Yaya is Zaya, it is Prokofiev, the dance of Knights. But you were close.

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