Hi, restaurant N
Good morning, please tell me, do you have a calcium?
Yes, but he is busy.
WOW: How much is it worth?
Q: How much does the calcium cost?
The sound of a falling object. The man’s voice, dark: We don’t have any more caly...
HHH: Come with yours!

How often do men have to say for sex "I’m you too."

aaa> came spam with topic
aaa> Company to buy shuka caviar frozen for import to Romania
bbb> sounds like encryption

In a sign of gratitude, he blinked with stop signals.

Today saw the apogee of the grotesque - went to a florist, and there is a goop in a fork, in an adidas and a paddock, and with the face of a non-professional makes a bouquet.

by Theme

A friend bought an AMG merine, and for six months he found all sorts of pieces in it.
Yyy: first found in the suitcase of its previous owner.

My wife and I were crying from laughter yesterday. She picked up the suitcase (with which she came from Milan). In a bag of gifts, things and she gets a package. A shirt in the package. T-shirt from the company where she works. On the Men’s T-shirt is written in Russian: I HOLP the turtles are drawn and at the bottom of the typical attribute forward to the target. These T-shirts are hanged as a basic collection in EUROPE (i.e. everywhere) A short girlfriend took her to the office today, will cry all the office

I work in a music store. On an ordinary day, a girl approaches and asks:
What is the price of mediators?
1 of 5 hryvnia. Does the partner respond?
D and two?
N is 10 hryvnia. He looks at her closely.
D is one?
N is mm. and 5 hryvnia.
Then I’ll buy one, so it’s cheaper.

We depend...

We discuss someone’s code at work:
xxx: So you can imagine that there is a fragment of 15 lines of code repeated 37 times. If you put it in the function, you can save half a thousand lines!
YYY: It is singing.

Everyone is talking about breaking patterns. I really encountered it. and literally. Two Roma women came to me and presented themselves as Jehovah’s Witnesses. They talked about heaven on earth. But the most epic was when they said there would be no more guesses!!! O_O

Kas_alex: inheritance or recursion?
Twenty years ago, my father was sitting in the shelter, listening to the group Aquarium and drinking the beer Jigulevo. Twenty years later, I sit in the shelter, listen to the group “Aquarium” and drink the beer “Zhygulevskoye”.
pftw: Not inheritance or recursion. of Russia.

Wake up support:

Engineer: Have you come? Enter the password 56845.

Is it Russian or English?

The 5-liter engine, like a 5-size chest - will not leave anyone indifferent

I like small breasts and a 1.5 litre engine is quite suitable.
I seem to have found a rule.

When I was a kid, my mom told me that a person’s teeth change twice in life: at 10 and 45 years old, having in mind that inserts appear. I believed in this shit until I was 25 years old and bite it all the time. This is the most cruel naeb in life.

Thanks to the TNT channel, for sunsets on Saturday and Sunday evening - I was able to play tanks in peace.

...
- In principle, hell with it, with the site, but it would be better for children to disconnect from the Internet - the Internet from children is dull.
Ideally, officials should be disconnected from the Internet, even children are fooled by them.
...

On the websites of real estate agencies recently appeared online consultations
Well, here is the website of the real estate agency manager-consultant (MK) years so forty and the user is a foreigner (P).
You can ask your question to an online consultant
P – Hello I would like to buy a house in the countryside
Hi, sorry, I don’t speak English.
Q: Do you not speak in English?
MC: I repeat again I don’t speak English!
If you do not understand me, use Google translator please.
I’m not telling you again, I’m not talking about yours!
use google translator please
use google translator please
use google translator please
I learned German, I don’t know what you are writing.
Tagged: pizda ebanaya
Service message: User has left the site.

yyy: Shark, throw, I crunch yesterday night dreamed of this girl Exlorerovskaya c pictures about browsers.
xxx Erotic podium, you so take off her mommy, and there... the nipples square.
YYY : Why?
xxx: Because border-radius does not support

[21:50:47]xxx: Adele's dress at the Oscars weighed 15 kg
[21:51:01]yyy: plus 15 to armor )))

Eol: What are you doing tonight?
I would suggest you go for a walk with me.
ML: Not very comfortable on the street
Eol: As usual, I don’t work at home, I wanted to talk to you alone. Other options do not come to mind yet.
ML: sounds like a standard message to a mistress
Eol: Mary, don’t you want to walk under the moon in the company of a bottle of champagne and two suckers?
Anton Ilyich, fuck me
Eol: In the program are boring-romantic conversations with breathing and here is this fucking fucking rose, which you have been dragging in your hand for the third hour with the thought "Where would you go?"
Eol: And then a long farewell to the community. It’s raining and you think "I want to go home, I want to warm"