MS> Here was the child driving the magnet at the monitor. The spots went accordingly.
AR> I can advise you to pediatry.

xxx: And what site did all those who wrote funny quotes before go? Tell me please!

to this:

XX: You may, and it will be funny, but as a child I passed through 9 levels of Doom II, before I learned that you can stay in the game.

Could you stay in Doom??? I will rethink my life.

The topic on the forum of pregnant women, how pregnancy affects attention:

At the request of the DPS officer to submit documents, presented so! exchange and birth certificate... No more questions were asked, advised to drive more carefully.

here here :
This is the same thing....
Who says fat is good? Look at the word.
This is the same thing....
Do not confuse the wicked people with pederasts, dwarves and dwarves.

We sit and watch a movie on TV "Arab of Peter the Great"
The diary of Plutarch reads.
Dark people, wild in one word
Of course, Pushkin was not yet - who else to read it?

You only know how to get rid of them, demons.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Zzz: In our years in school did not teach how these words are written ;)
Fuck the old man.
YYY: They all agree. Education today is a shit.

When it comes to literature: to read, just like to fuck when you want to. Not when they are forced.

Read here the description of the film "Woman in Black 2":"Eva with the help of the local garrison chief Harry discovers that the arrival of children has awakened the dark forces".
The kids will wake up.)

XXX: The Night
XXX: The City Sleeps
The Freelancers Wake Up
The main thing is not to be found dead in the morning.

Which Color Pencils Are The Best?
Y is blue.

This is the case with the 16386 bill. What do we really wear? Down the division of labor, let us buy ourselves different fabrics, put ourselves on the scissors, and we will sew ourselves. Even from work, we do not leave, it will be a popular favorite hobby, who is not interested in spending the evenings for the construction of stitches and sewing. Well, that in the first place things in many will look like themselves, but not on bad producers, but to urge them to catch their conscience, and sew quality and convenient - especially, they do not have money for this.
It would still be nice to offer to use the services of the atelier, order a good suit, a couple of good jeans, a dress for women, shirts for men, and live happily - no, everyone needs to take on the sewing machines. As I did not think myself.

Looking around, I can see, you press the handwash and the display shows instructions on how to wash it manually.

This is not to be shown to children, there are scenes of smoking", "Well, weather!" not for children, there is a wolf smoking". I have the impression that the only thing that can be shown to children is "Game of Thrones" - no one smokes there!

I moved the bed from one wall to another, on both sides of the socket - the hearing is wild. But if the “right neighbor” was quiet, then the “left” is not embarrassed to speak out. Every time he pulls to whisper into his rosette: You will soon become blind, so you walk in your glasses! Until she did, she suddenly becomes impotent.

// is

Try to answer him the same.

Question from the useless_faq community:
"Why do most girls close their eyes during mining?"
One of the comments:
Thus, it is easier for them to imagine that on the other side of the penis someone is muscular, beautiful and offgenic.

Fucking about the fat and thin.
On the track you drive, look out the window: there are high-rise haishniki, each other is good. It gets warm in the heart.

It’s hard for a gamer to find a job, so it pulls "drop the boss"

At the same time: you don’t know how to count integrals, you don’t know the first aid measures for chemical burns and you confuse Novosibirsk with Novorossiysk – and it’s okay for those who need it.

Usually confuse Krasnoyarsk and Krasnodar :)

We sit down and eat cheesecakes. Husband is pleased. It tasted. And suddenly he says:
How good I am!
- O_O
I found a delicious recipe on the internet.